What would he think about the Corona Virus?
What would he think about the Corona Virus?
Owen Williams
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Brody Miller
Hed be dead because he’s a fat fuck
Nathan Moore
A cannoli virus?!
Matthew Long
>I knew that virus was a fuckin scam!
Henry Thomas
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE PEEL BEEF
Angel Jones
>*coof* [cut to black]
Jaxon Rogers
*makes hand gesture at TV*
It's just a flu.
*heavy breathing*
GET OVA IT
Aaron Martin
Kill yourself discord scum
Jaxon Davis
He'd pissed. These shutdowns would definitely be having their ability to earn. Though I'm sure theyd come up with something. Would probably be working on something to get extra stimulus checks or something. Maybe start hijacking trucks of tp and hand sanitizer
Chase Rodriguez
Tony was ruthless and despised weakness so I'd assume he'd be calling it bullshit for at least out of frustration because it would affect his businesses. Paulie, Chrissy, and the rest would be panicking though
David Richardson
With that said he'd most likely still be taking extra precautions like washing his hands more and using sanitizer
Angel Martinez
You're not gonna believe it, some kinda pomona virus, killed 100 vietnamese or something
Xavier Hill
>whole episode about him arranging to have the bing designated as an essential retail business
>Chrissy and Paulie commit a hate crime on a Chinese couple and end up killing them
>Silvio having goons go around cleaning the booze out of every closed bar
>selling counterfeit and bad ppe to state of new jersey causing an infection spike
>hijacking whole trucks of toilet paper and guns
They would thrive
Oliver Parker
that's why you gotta live for today
Matthew Price
MOTHA FUCKIN CHINKS
Dylan Mitchell
This stupid bastard never knew when to shut the fuck up and deserved Tony beating him to an inch of his life
Jacob Cruz
yeah these things happen T., that's why I don't like to talk politics
Ryan Campbell
you are a true Sopranos conossieur, i love you
Gabriel Turner
>start of the episode
>Tony and the guys chilling in the back room of the Bing
>news report about covid-19 being deadly
>Tony dismisses it "So ya grandmudda got a cold, ah fangool!"
>cases show up in New York
>Tony hopes Phil gets it so he doesn't have to worry about the Shah anymore
>still actively dismissing the severity while all around him the panic is ramping up (Tony tries to go to Costco and sees a line, says "Aw fuck this" and drives away angry)
>cases begin to show up in Jersey
>Tony starts taking it a little more seriously and grows more and more concerned, but still maintains his dismissive attitude as a means of projecting masculinity
>Carm obsesses over hand washing and doesn't like when guests come to the house
>Benny comes over and talks with Tony, carm sanitizes the floor where he was standing after Benny and Tony step out front
>Benny and Tony shake hands, Benny gets in his car, Tony smiles and waves goodbye
>Tony lets out a deep sigh as the car disappears down the driveway
>pulls out a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer and squirts it into his palm
>credit music begins to roll
>Tony sighs again while rubbing his hands and glaring into the distance
Mason Harris
>chinks did this?
James Cox
>walks towards Carm
>points to hand sanitzer
>this is 99.9% bacteria killing, I like the one with 90%
Samuel Perry
lel
Elijah Morgan
james gandolfini was nothing like his character in the sopranos he was a kind man
Ayden Flores
Kill yourself
Connor Cruz
Ahhh, no Ton', I'm just sayin' it's cuz a the quarantine business is slow. Cuz a the social distancing.
Daniel Collins
oh so you're gonna get cute with me?
Caleb Howard
>intentionally infects a Bing girl
Jaxon Parker
I'm not.
Christian Campbell
Silvio really laid it down in that scene
James Green
he'd be losing so much money off the lack of sports betting that he wouldn't know what to do with himself
Ethan Mitchell
Nobodies gots covid-19 and i don wanna hear that word in here again!!
Noah Roberts
>it's an AJ catches Covid episode
Lincoln Jones
>was you who caught it, right?
>it's no big deal, I almost caught it myself
>camaaan you caught that covid-whatever-18 right?
Elijah Powell
>word to the wise, remember SARS
Evan Thompson
COVA what now? va fangool, it's just a cough, madon' you're like my mutha' with all the worryin'
Austin Jenkins
Then the virus would kill one of the crew and tony would discuss it in therapy.
Jeremiah Jackson
Whaddya mean they're closing da badda bing? its jusdafukkinflu!
They said our business is not essential...despicable.
The fuck? I think getting my prick tugged is essential. HEHEH! Hey Tone, I said I think getting my prick tugged is essential.
>bobby steps in wearing a mask, gloves, and a giant bottle of purell. They look at him and laugh.
Wha?
Asher Ross
>cut to Silvio and T sitting at a dinner table
"My advice, Ton'? Move into hand sanitizer."
>tony nods and eats more manigott'
>silvio disappears for another half a season
Noah Roberts
>w-w-we're social distancing
Julian Lopez
LOL
Leo Cook
who cares what Tony Sopreddit thinks
Aiden Jones
You cus your crying about it
Julian Davis
stu'gazz va fah gu
Matthew Bennett
Give me one thousand face masks
Luke Collins
Just let me die. I know I have it! I know i'm dead already!
Jesus, AJ, the covid test came back negative. We've been over this already.
Just because it was negative yesterday, doesn't mean it's not positive today!
Madon...with this kid
Eli Ortiz
Why the fuck would I report your restaurant to the CDC, Artie?
Joseph Ortiz
:)
Elijah Allen
Corolla virus?
Landon Hill
Underrated
Kayden Reed
fuck. I was scrolling by saw this, heard it and laughed out loud.
Luis Ward
fuck this one got me too
Brayden Morales
>No disrespect T but I aint comin in today
>My mother God rest her soul has been up coughing up a lung
>She hasn't been this bad since she had some of Arthurs cheesecake
Luke Sullivan
>First the chinese men are looking like women
>good lookin broads too
>and now theyre giving us corollas?
>It just aint right
Owen Bell
You know when your grandparents came ovah hea from Italy and every wetback was carrying around that god damn Spanish flu did you see them stay home from work and hide in their homes because "oh I'm social distancing"! Fuck no! They went out, they worked their fingers to the fuckin bone buildin this country so you could have fuckin big screen televisions and fuckin nintendos!
Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.
Lincoln Jones
He would spray, Gary Coofer?
Jaxson Long
UP IN DA ICU
Jackson Roberts
>Speakin of coronavirus, I heard Ginny Sacks got tested too ....... at Madison Square Garden. Yeah, she was positive, but they say it will take the virus 50 years to start showing symptoms.
Aaron Green
>It was the chloroquine I was on, for the virus, it fucked with my head, but I'm over that now, I can probably get a letter from my doctor
Levi Brown
A letter for eatin bats?
Aaron Rogers
Fucking blessed thread
Carson Perez
Historically, the WHO always said that the corona virus is a glorified flu
Bentley Stewart
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communist never worked, tone.