Confess your sins, Yas Forums

Im put off films that are made pre-2000 just because of the video quality

i dont even watch movies or shows, just youtube videos

this. but I also post based and cringe and sometimes take part in arguments that I don't care about to make the other guy seethe. oh yeah and I sometimes post seething

i only come to Yas Forums for the off topic threads

I jerked off to the handmaiden like 80 times

I liked Godzilla King of the Monsters

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one time i clogged a public toilet after shitting and thought that flushing it again would unclog it. it didn't. instead, the toilet overflowed and i ran away like a bitch

person who had to clean it up, i'm sorry. even if i was still dumb enough to clog the toilet, i should have at least called it in or something

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What a perfect body. Literally perfect.

The only reason I still come to Yas Forums is for the cunny and blacked threads

Nuns don't take confession.

>blacked

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Zoom zoom

I jerked off to Bella's bare tits last month and had diarrhea for 4 days

I liked Ghostbusters 2016 more than the original two, and I was born in the 80s.

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That’s a great surgeon.

I have no sins. To say I have would be to agree to dogmas which make no sense to me.

though it was millie bobby brown from the thumbnail

i still want to fug you bella

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I once rented The Gladiator on VHS, forgot about it for 2 months, and had to pay $35 in rental late fees.

I jerk off to nun porn

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I want to bone Bella

I had like $300 in late fees to Hollywood Video when they went under. I remember some company bought their late fees and was calling me trying to collect on them. They even sent me some bullshit warning that they might take me to court. I asked a friend about it whose a lawyer and said they couldn't do shit and it was just a scare tactic to get money. Literally tried bargaining my late fees down to $150. Told them to fuck off, never paid, ever.

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based

I almost fucked a tranny once, she (he) was pretty convincing too. She sent me a lot of nudes too that I fapped to. The day came to meet up with her and I bitched out last minute. Sometimes I regret not doing it.

i have yellow fever

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Mah nigga

same

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this arouses and attracts the bbc

Yes.

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t. nun

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Still have those nudes by any chance?

dani>bella

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its fucking crazy isnt it

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I used to DM back and forth with Dani over tumblr years ago. She was super cool. But Bella wins.

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I fap to bbw fart porn

>bbc

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is this an ad from the producers of blacked/tushy/vixens?

Yeah, mine

she seems like such a diseased strung-out roastie, and yet i would still give my left to fug

I'm confessing I'm gonna need a code for that sauce

Me on the left (the dog).

isn't she damaged though?

I'm cooming

I spread anti-coomer memes but still coom almost everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=-OI07ec7WhI

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my only sin is that my conscience accuses me of nothing... and cooming to lg's

i smelled some marijuana smoke in vietnam

she looks like a hotter version of lauren phillips, i cant wait till she goes broke and has to start doing porn

Yeah her mexican cousin raped her everyday when she was like 11

Last time I confessed I was 15 and I remember the priest flat out asking me if I jacked off
I was too embarrassed to tell the truth so I said no
6 months later that same priest died of old age
That's it that's the end of the story

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I think cara is cute.

>lied in confession
Well you're going straight to hell.

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I still hate watch The Flash because I somehow hope it will return to season 1/2 form. Forgive me.

HOLY DUBS IM GONNA CUM!!!!!

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Fuck directing porn, she should be in them

>not posting the kino one
youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0&has_verified=1

Not if I repent 2 seconds before dying
The catholic Church sure has its loopholes

>hairy legs
so fucking hot

Are Jews allowed to convert to Catholicism?

Punching the cum out of my cock for Bella

Not really

looks wooden. no emotion or soul in her eyes.