Itt kinos with this feel

It's always been like this. Before clickbait it was outrageous headlines in tabloids to get people to buy them.

Based Trump welcoming the virus into the US and making anime real by removing 3DPD. He truly is playing 4D chess.

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This is the same thing for NEETS. They are taking mainstream news and running with scare tactic headlines, proclaiming that this quarantine needs to last a billion weeks so that everyone is as useless and pathetic as they are.

user, I...

>mfw flocking to rejoice

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sure is a shame journalists are losing their jobs, where would we be without them

Journalism is a joke. What kind of loser reports on this shit?

>Incels rejoice at people forced to live sexless lives
joke's on them, I was already living that life

I'm a virgin NEET in my mid-30's and Yas Forums's still too pathetic for me to post on. OP knows what he's doing.

nigger, the WHO has been sucking China's cock this whole time. Even according to them there was absolutely nothing to worry about going into January

Does it really count as journalism when you're making online articles for people to share on Facebook?

Topnotch journalism. Bravo.

What IS the difference between an opinion piece and a blog anyway?

Cope incel freaks

Just remember, chink faggots. WE have the nukes. If we're going down? The rest of you are coming with us. Fucking slanty-eyed dinks.

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If the internet didn't exist the world would be a better place. I'm actually ashamed to live in this timeline.

Let me get this straight:
15% of people who are infected die.
The virulence is that its like flu, so good luck on containment. Basically everyone will have contact with it at some point.
There will be reduction in mortality by 50% with effective social distancing.
That is still 600 000 000 people who buy the farm.
What's wrong with my math or where have I gone wrong?

>Yas Forums
>flocking to rejoice
have things been different here? felt the same these past months.

i feel like i was smart to never have a wife or kids. imagine being stuck with some annoying naggy braod and annoying kids bugging you thru this shit? i never been so happy to be a loner shut-in

imagine being unable to get laid in 2020, where all you have to do is download an app, take a picture, and exchange 2-3 sentences to get sex

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>15% of people who are infected die.

You already failed.

Tim Berners-Lee created what would eventually become the World Wide Web. He created it to be free for all, beyond the boundaries of corporate and government greed. Tim would be very ashamed to hear you'd given up on humanity's dreams of becoming free.

This, if people loved eachother the world would be a better place to live

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is that article real? i stg if it is then o i am laffin, this shit CANT BE FUCKING REAL lmaooo

Admited to hospital die?

JUST BEE YOURSELF

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Journalism is outlandish headlines to generate clicks which they can they show to sponsors and advertisers as proof of site traffic. After the headline is an article nobody reads followed by a comments section where everybody fights about the headline.

as long as id have to post my picture i still wouldnt. these apps are only made for good looking people, they need an ugly people app!

>What is journalism anymore? How did it come to this
Internet

this doesnt work if you're not attractive

Lethality isn't as high as that, it spreads much more easily than flu, social distancing is primarily to stagger when people get sick so the hospitals don't completely collapse and get overrun with coofers which dramatically reduces the number of deaths.

doesnt matter if your a chick, theres always dudes desperate enough. but yeah if youre an ugly dude you screwed because women only care about looks because they shallow fucks

This is total pants on head retarded bullshit. 90% of the people who catch this virus are either asymptomatic or experience mild symptoms that aren't needed to be treated. The reason why hospitals would be over run is because fucking retarded faggots like you are making anyone who gets the sniffles think they have the plague

just become super rich and succesful then, duh! i mean its like you guys arent even trying to know how to get women to have sex with you!

Obama made propaganda legal, Trump finally stopped that but there's still reverberations

>Lethality isn't as high as that
What is the hard number.
Out of every 1000 infectedm, how many die?
Not hospitalized.

you first

Its always been about making money. The internet just means that now they need to make money tugging on PC positions and opinion, because the information is going to get there anyway.
Plus tons of regular women work in media now so the quality if what will be reported will inherently go down. Because of gender roles

>wasnt worried all this time because i thought it only killed old people
>now read if you're fat it will most likely kill you
SAY WHAT NOW????

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If that was the case then Italy would still exist.

>Not hospitalized
Harder to say since if your country's not being retarded, you DO get hospitalized. Italy's a better example of things just going to shit. Which is currently about 10% lethality. And that's with them still attempting to treat people as best they can, so it would be a bit worse if all the wagies went back to their cagies.
google.org/crisisresponse/covid19-map

Too many flunkies getting journalism degrees.

A girl already killed herself at the prospect of quarantine lol

The state of journalists

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I spend all my time here and I have not seen one post, reply, or thread celebrating celibacy from quarantine, but I have seen this same clickbait article posted as a threadstarter on multiple boards about a dozen times. As a rule the newsmedia cannot say anything honest about Yas Forums.

Being lumped together with Reddit hurt much more than being called an incel.

Italy has had skyrocketing pneumonia cases for the past 15 years.
infekt.ch/2020/03/neues-verstaendnis-der-covid-19-epidemie/?fbclid=IwAR0VNDKvnEjvH2bKwR0HPy6TzmntwBx9aRGrrn5ssPBgzjabdf3iIW8hC-A
>We have actually suspected this for a long time. Otherwise it would not have been possible to explain that the number of infections in China dropped to zero after a few weeks. This cannot be explained with an immunity rate of less than 1% of the population (less than 100,000 people in Wuhan are affected by around 10 million people). It would not even be surprising if further studies put the rate of silent infections even higher.

A virus cant be both extremely deadly and harmless at the same time

Fuck man, if I die I die. Taking normal precautions of course but the people who are constantly stressed seem to be doing themselves more harm than good.

I posted this thread in Yas Forums OP and they deleted it

Lets say of the 10% of the population, 15% of those don't make it.
1.5% worldwide lethality projects to 120 000 000 million over the course of the ilness (Two to three years).
With 50% risk mitigation that's roughly 60 000 000 worldwide.
Correct?

its called hate-baiting

It’s Yas Forums*
And you’re not allowed on this board if you’re not a based chad

>. The reason why hospitals would be over run is because fucking retarded faggots like you are making anyone who gets the sniffles think they have the plague
Do people like this not watch the news from the world or what?
Hospitals are full because everyone gets infected and therefore the number of people that needs ventilators is extremely high. If you slow down the contagion then the curve of infected that need treatment will prolong over time and the healthcare system can keep up.
Even fucking Pornhub understands how this works but not you. Embarrassing.

>Do people like this not watch the news

OMG I know, its like they dont turn on CNN or go on r/coronavirus! Lol they aren't informed like you or I