Will Hollywood ever make a live action adaptation of Goblin Slayer?

Will Hollywood ever make a live action adaptation of Goblin Slayer?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH I BRACE MYSELF

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is that supposed to be a goblin? looks more like an orc to me

Wtf is wrong with the japanese

That's the gook equivalent of a goblin, yes. For whatever reason their version of orcs look more like pigs.

please tell me she gets raped

it's a hobgoblin. like a super-goblin. very rare in starter dungeons. she got unlucky.

it’s less graphic then Game of Thrones. What’s wrong with Americans?

they are big and small
goblins = goblins
big goblins = orcs
really big goblins = trolls

>bulbous nose
>scruffy facial hair
>inhuman
Looks more like a specific ethnicity to me

I'm sure Netflix is trying to get the rights for it right now, so that they can throw it out there and try to stir up viewers, even though it will be garbage and everybody will forget about it in another few months.

oh yah, super raped

>check it
>she actually does

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looks like a Jew to me lmao

Yes. The entire show basically boils down to women getting violently raped by goblins and an autist killing aforementioned goblins.

>goblin-obsessed autismo
>still has at least 3 cuties craving his penus

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can you guys cool it with the anti semitic remarks

ELVES ARE MADE FOR __________________

That's always the part that takes me out of whatever mongo I'm reading
>why yes this top model just happened to share the same autistic hobby as you and you randomly met alone in a secluded place and now she's extremely infatuated with you

having their assholes superglued shut and being force fed a heart attack burger every time they complain about people cutting down trees.

oddly specific

>Priestess
>Guild girl
>Sword Used Goods
>Cow girl
>Elf Archer
>Lancer

Just hold on there, user. Exactly where in my post did I state which ethnicity it looked like? Would you be able to point it out to me? Shame on you.

Typical nip wish fulfillment.

theres that big boobied blind saintess too

That's a weird way of giving someone a foot massage.

i hope they replace the goblin with a strong black BVLL

She was actually here for a full body massage, insides included

>starts extremely edgy
>hm maybe this can be interesting when even the lowest trash things get to kill people and be seen as threat
>becomes dull and clished harem shit

Goblin Slayer has a been an ecchi harem mangs.

>clished

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Attack on Titan was the same. First six episodes are great, and then it becomes a standard bullshit shonen anime.

you mean it becomes a kino hard fantasy D&D series

based

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is she going to be OK?

But not murdered afterward, which is a better fate than some of the characters in that manga.

>is that supposed to be a goblin? looks more like an orc to me
That's the same thing.

she'll be pregnant

GOBBED.com

They prefer to be called green people

Actual a lie, I have read well past the anime adaptation.
After the first episode, there is no more rape, there are few almost-rapes and some brief nudity, but nothing compared to horror of the the first episode. It's essentially just a hook to give the impression the series is edgy, when it really isn't, but standard isekai.

Also, in the orginal novel, the rape is minor incident and not the focus, to dismay of the author, the mangaka turned the grotesqueness of its to eleven.

the latest manga chapter has them rescuing a raped female adventurer

again

It's only good for a few episodes and then becomes your generic jrpg fantasy shit, berserk was better

Isn't gob rape the backstory of a significant number of the characters? I remember at least that blind saint chick had rape as her backstory which is one reason she hates goblins so much.

Only if Ryan Gosling is the Goblin Slayer
>...
>I slay goblins

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The Goblins in the setting have several life stages.

Baby/Child gobbos where they're mostly harmless
Goblin which is where you find the majority of them
Hobgoblin a life stage in which they become massive and you rarely see them
Goblin Shaman a rare type that evolve from the base Goblin instead of Hobgoblin and isnt larger than a goblin may even be weaker but it has higher intelligence and can use magic
There's also an even larger goblin type
And several other "intelligence varieties" some larger but without magic
There's also a Goblin Chieftan type who isn't as large as a hobgoblin but larger than normal goblins that's not only intelligent but good at tactics and strategy
There's also rare types that can learn how to create things like boats and weapons and armor but theyre also rare and they seem to come about by outside influence

Indeed goblin evolution is a bit weird. They use host species to breed but their actual evolution seems to be triggered by exposure to things or surviving certain events or conditions. The Leader type that was creating an army to take the town in the series proper came about by surviving the destruction of a prior goblin colony and being the only survivor this seemed to kickstart his intelligence as if goblins only evolve intelligence when there are low or no other goblins around. Basically the ones who will start new colonies. What makes them evolve magic or larger body types is a mystery.

Orcs in Japan are pig people. This is a hobgoblin.

Yup, people made a huge deal about this, and I went and looked for it to see if it was true. It was extremely disappointing. It's like everyone watched/read the first episode and then assumed that was everything the show had to offer.

why does rape make my pp go hard?

That's sword "maiden"

I hope not, it was honestly one of the stupidest manga I have ever read.

I like you, user! My co workers were ranting and raving about how good aot is. Was enjoying it until the main character returns from the dead and becomes a titan.

rape and switch

It's the same problem with many isekai. Essentially Goblin Slayer and Shield Hero start strong with interesting premises that try paint the idea that this isekai is somehow different, but after 6 episodes, or so, they become standard isekai and everything that made them exceptional is undermined. It's almost like the writer uses all their skill into drafting interesting beginning for their story in order to suck it as many people as possible and then stop caring.

It has less stuff like this than a lot of western shows, it's less graphic about it and it's contained to the first episode to set up the threat. After that episode it's just goblin hunting, partying up with other adventurers, going on adventures and eventually defending a town from a goblin invasion. It's all pretty well done. The only thing they leave out are the armored shield goblins who tie naked women to their shields act as actual human shields that mess with their enemies will to fight. That's in the manga though.

>isekai
Please stop using words you don't know the meaning of. Goblin Slayer isn't an Isekai. Shield Hero is. The only thing they share is that they're both Fantasy genre.

for me it's dungeon meshi

No because is anti american

Goblin Slayer follows all the standard isekai tropes without actually having the isekai hook. It’s honorary isekai.

Goblin Slayer is native isekai.

I just wish the fucking the Japanese could make ONE (1) series without harem, I can suspend my disbelief only so much. More than two girls craving the same dick ruins any story

>The only thing they leave out are the armored shield goblins who tie naked women to their shields act as actual human shields that mess with their enemies will to fight.

Sounds hot.