Officer Valentine, I'm R.P.D

Officer Valentine, I'm R.P.D.

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very based

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tell me about nemesis, why does he wear the worm

Blow up this city... with no survivors

wew

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i love it when the pusy spreads liek taht

Tfw when we'll never see a live action series about an RPD officer trying to solve the Arklay murders, portrayed by Aidan Gillen.

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Mini skirt and boots is an amazing combo.

she'd been transferred to vice for insubordination, hence the streetwalker attire

the only thing these movies got right

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God imagine this movie with out the fucking mary sue director's gf existing at all as the main protag, also no offense to Mike Epps but get rid of the silly comic relief and yeah just go back in time someone and re-do the whole thing but still cast Sienna

Nah RE: Apocalypse is a 10/10 cheesy action flick imo, perfect as is. Mike Epps was fun

pantsu

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Why is she dressed like that again?

no it was shit

in the games that was just her choice of clothing

No you're just a faggot

i love first one so im not just a faggot

I love the first one too, even if it just Aliens with zombies instead of xenomorphs. It's certainly better directed than the sequel, but for my money 2 is just so much more fun. Sexier too

hallway scene is kino

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wtf I hate Hitler now

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Bout time you guys became aware of this.

Why get an actress like this for Jill and then have her play a bit-part to your wife? I get that Milla Jovovich looks like she could suck out your vas deferens, but there was so much more you could've done with all the classic characters.

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Milla is married to the director of the RE movies. They weren't married at the time but she obviously rented her mouth out to the highest bidder because she certainly didn't get the role from her acting "abilities"

God yes save me mommy

Lol, she's actually better than Voth and that new Jill.

do you retards realize ashkenazi jews have mostly european ancestry also she is not even full ashkenazi jewish.

she is not Ashkenazi tho... She is probably Sephardic Jewish since her family are of Turkish-Jewish descent

according to her Wiki

also nice duubs for a post about jews

How did she even know they were zombies? Did she just come to the station to cap a few nigs while she's on suspension?

She's Jill fucking Valentine, elite STARS member, don't question her intuition faggot

>Did she just come to the station to cap a few nigs while she's on suspension?
She came to save me and be my wife.

... Would you feel up the titties of a dead zombie hooker?

It's funny how the Mansion incident never happened in the movie continuity, yet Jill is somehow a zombie killing expert and Nemesis still has a hard-on for the STARS team

Sienna's Jill is one of the only good things about the movies tho.

who cares? she looks european its not like without looking at wikipedia you could have guessed otherwise.

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The first film was envisioned as a prequel to the game, and I think the original idea was that if there was a sequel, it would be about Jill in the now zombie invested mansion.

But I guess Milla swallowed the director's cum and the rest is history

Nemesis was in these fucking movies?

I didn't mind the dude that got to play Barry (can't remember his name). The Redfield siblings were completely wasted.

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What's the name of the movie where the survivors are trapped in a building and there are thousands of zombies waiting outside below them? Eventually they gain access and the big zombie with the two-handed weapon gets into duel and the chick is able to dodge the weapon over-and-over again. ik its something to do with resident evil

Pretty sure It's Afterlife. The fifth one. Can't believe how much of these movies are taking up space in my brain.

Jill is a qt

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thanks user... rewatching some of the scenes from afterlife and it's not as good as i remember it. the first movie will remain the one i like the most

What the fuck is up with snipers in Cowboy hats?

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>that one movie where they end on the boat looking at the approaching army and then in the sequel they're mysteriously missing from the opening
How the fuck Anderson was allowed to butcher the RE name I'll never know.

The first one is the only one that was basically an alternate take on the source material. The others are Resident Evil in name alone.

Yes. And the OC donutsteel lady punches the shit out of him.

sadfvb

I always fucking loved Milla but goddamn Claire and Jill actresses could've been given so much better character development over seven films.

god i cant wait til the remake

it's a kino combination

based pusy poster

>RE Retribution
>end with a legit cool cliffhanger
>RE THe Final Chapter
>lol just kidding, shits gets resolved with a line of dialogue

I will never stop being mad about that.

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English mother and possibly her American father had Jewish heritage, so doesn't really count.

What was it? I can barely remember anything outside the first two movies.

NIce. What a shame Jill in the new RE3 remake looks like a generic Lara Croft clone.

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And they're making you pay to see her sweet ass in the original coom outfit.

Wesker the Redfields Jill Leon and Alice stand on top of a fortified White House about to take on an army of zombies and T-virus monsters together

she doesn't look middle eastern
she's not a practicing jew
she clearly isn't part of the jew hollywood cabal or she would have gotten important roles in her career
how can it count?

Ah that's right. Then they barely do anything in the final film and everything is fixed with magic rain. God what a trainwreck.

What's their endgame?

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At the end of Retribution all the actual non-OC Resident Evil characters get together for a final stand in the White House, and it seems that in the next movie they will finally get to do something. Then the open narration to Final Chapter drops that it was a trap and they are all dead. Leon, Ada and Jill die offscreen, for fucks sake.

they want a clone army, but they're creating it the old fashioned way. it might take some time...

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To breed British-Serbian daughters by the looks of it. Anderson hasn't directed a good movie since Mortal Kombat and Event Horizon.

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All I know is their autistic daughter is a sweetie.
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How in the name of fuck did you guys manage to get an argument about jews going on in a fucking Resident Evil thread?

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i thought she was going on a date when tshtf

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Is Hunk in these movies?

these movies got so much wrong it's not even funny. Barry was actually a bad guy in the original game. Sure he regrets his decision later on but that still doesn't erase the fact he spent most of the first half of the game trying to kill you.

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That looks so stupid it is kinda charming.

She'll definitely replace Jovovich at some point in a new Resi movie series you just know seeing as her father directs them.

yay pusi!

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So, that thing in Jill's chest wasn't really attached to anything?