Thoughts?

Thoughts?

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>Day 1: first 50 levels eat great, everyone else fasts a little
>Day 2: levels 51-100 eat great, everyone else fasts a little
>Day 3: levels 101-150 eat great, everyone else fasts a little
>etc.

There, problem solved. Stupid movie.

Would've worked as trash like cube or saw but thought it was way smarter than it was. So overall a 3/10.

Based retard

What did she hang herself from? The ceiling is smooth concrete.

>a netflix film

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except it wasnt. Netflix just bought the rights to distribute

Most Netflix films aren't really "Netflix films". They just go to film festivals and buy films that are already made and slap "Netflix Original" on it.

netflix is based.

communist propaganda shit made by communist basque retards

I fucking hate spics.

just like A24

Why would anyone ever go into this tower? It would be one thing if it was an option for jail (like it was for the old guy).
How did the food brick move? Anti-gravity tech?
Did people ever actually leave (they kept saying "I've got 6 weeks left", etc).

No substance movie. Old guy was cool.

very dubious

they didn't know how it really was like, supposedly not even the workers who sent people there themselves knew

>they didn't know how it really was like
That alone should make people question it.

You'd probably be one of the first thrown down the hole by your bunkmate.

so was the kid always on level 333 because it hid under the bed and the prison people never knew? then asian lady would always go down to feed it?

I assume the kid was born in the prison (since the lady who worked there said no one under 16 was allowed in).

the kid was a hallucination from a dying simp

yeah, but if kid was on a higher level then mother then it would starve, so must have always been on level 333
or that

So then nobody ever gets out?

we don't know because of bad writting

It seemed like they moved the "I have 2 weeks left" people to some impossible level where they will either die or get killed by their roommate.

You can't even blend in a little, can you Ahmed?

Welcome to capitalism friend.

It had a decent concept with interesting rules, but it was a 7/10 overall, especially with the "leave it up to your interpretation" ending. The worst part was listening to the Spanish language for 2 hours.

Theres an English dub, Netflix defaults to it.

That's because you listened to Gallegos. Chadlombians have an incredibly pleasant Spanish.

Am i going to regret downloading the english dub?

No its fine unless you are autistic about lip synch

People forced to survive in a geometric construction is my favorite genre of movies.

Nice

Finally some good kino again with the new kstew movie and this one

Bubble Boy was ok

Based

Garbage.

Doesn’t old guy say one of his roomies left?

There is no impossible level. The person about to get out could be the one that kills their roommate and survives. Hell, the main character fucking landed on level 6 during his final month. Shit movie. Shit writing. Complete garbage.

He says he ate him

It's not good.

i dug the jungle asian

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it's a meme movie that was taylor-made for reddit

>7
You're being far too generous.

Unironically the single greatest kino in the history of film.

they tried a communist solution and failed utterly, didn't even make it down one floor before the murders started and ran out half way. The message is actually just black pilled, their despair is so complete they even try a pagan child sacrifice.

leaves you wondering what happens when they travel to the very bottom and very top. that asian woman seemed to travel around month after month without any issue

cast the inevitable remake

the asian woman got reborn into a child every time she died

>with interesting rules
if you start to pick it apart the prison isn't logical, its kind of the point of the film I believe.

You've been playing too many video games.

it's the only logical explanation

There's nothing logical about it.

lol this, Spain spanish makes everyone sound like a lispy fag

Did anyone else think when the black guy was holding the apple and having to listen to the people above having sex that he was gonna throw it up in their room so it would get hot?

That would have been creative and entertaining as fuck, but they were trying to show BlackMan was a good guy.

This. It was just the writer and director smelling there own braps. Liking this movie is the first sign of being a midwit.

why would any woman sign for something like this? it's pretty much an 100% chance you're getting raped

women are dumb

I want a psychotic 7/10 jungle asian gf

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this nigga lookin like fuckin Anthropophagus and shit

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You answered your own question

Checked

Nothing to ponder about, the film is as obtuse as a matador waving a red cloth. There's no reason to think about "clever" solutions to the predicament because the film isn't trying to find them, rather it's just making a half-ass remark about how humanity won't ever be a utopia.
I did enjoy it as sci-fi thriller retelling of Don Quixote though, if you actually want a message, go read the book, the film doesn't do it justice.
6/10.

Just finished it. It was alright. I did enjoy the three types of people he got stuck with and how each unfolded. It wasn't particularly clever or anything, but it was a solid little "people trapped in a room with weird rules" movie. Also I want to impregnate the jungle asian.

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The message is that we have to start bashing greedy peoples heads in.

>I want to impregnate the jungle asian

which one

pretty stupid play he made at the end leaving dessert on the table without touching it

Anything netflix supports needs burned.

The ending was trash and made little sense. What would sending a message even prove?
More importantly, the plot was riddled with plot holes
>How did the mother's daughter end up in the hole in the first place?
>The mother was riding her way down to the bottom every month - how did she never find her daughter?
>If you could just stay on the platform at the end, why did no one else (especially the ones on the lower levels with no food) ever ride it down so that they could back up to one of the higher levels?
>If no food made it past level 50 or theerabouts, that means that every month 283 levels (so 566 people) were going without food. Considering the constantly established kill or be killed mindset, that means that the majority of these levels would have had one person kill the other meaning that hundreds were dying every month in the hole - where did all the new inmates keep coming from?
>If there were 333 levels, then statistically you have a 50/50 chance of being lower than level 166, way past the food cutoff point meaning that the majority of the months you'd be on a level with no food - this means that the death rate would be even higher