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Only two more days until Better Call Saul 507
Are they making out?
Do it
Hate to say it but Reddit is where I found it in the first place. I'm going to spoil it, so don't fucking hover over this if you don't want to see the spoiler.
Lalo is going to explode the fuck out of Los Pollos Hermanos AND Gus's house
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>Cold open
>Mike drinking coffee in his new makeshift office in the supply closet
>Looks up at the door
>"Uh, oh, here it comes"
>Shuffles towards the restroom
>"Mike! Hey, Mike!" Shouts a random employee
>"Can you take a look at this wiring harness"
>*toot*
>"Yeah I guess I have a minute" Mike groans
>"Yeah we got a new system the other day, but I don't think it was setup right."
>*fart*
>"Did you say something Mike?"
> " Oh no just was in the middle of something"
>"Oh it's not that important" Worker says
>"No, no, I don't want you screwing something up"
>Loud gurgles are heard coming from Mike's stomach
>"Let's speed this up"
>The worker sniffs the air and says "Are you OK, Mike?"
>"Yeah yeah, just had some mexican for lunch"
>Worker bends down to mike's backside
>*Sniffsniff*
>"WOW! Smells like it was a good lunch!"
>"Yeah it was alright"
>Mike gets visibly uncomfortable but exclaims " Let's get this thing done! I'm in a hurry!"
>Worker presses nose right up to Mike's old asshole *SNIFF* "Mike! I didn't know you had some a complex pallet"
>"Let's focus on the work here"
>Mike let's out what he though would be a small one, but turns out to be quite juicy
>"OH YES, MIKE! I lOVE IT!"
>Mike rushes off to the bathroom. This is now more important than some safety harness
>Mike trips over a loose cord and hits head on a poorly bundled pallet of good
>"See? This is why safety is #1" Mike says while a steady stream of browness seeps down leg
>Worker runs over to clean the spill, having no issues using bare hands
>This plays in the background
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Total scene takes around 12 minutes in length
>Better Call Saul ends up diverging from Breaking Bad and Lalo kills Gus
kino
Being on a different timeline does explain Kaylee's age and the fact that Mike looks 10 years older
Actually kind of jaw-dropped me, wow. This is the value of withholding extreme violence and destruction from your show for four and a half seasons, it actually has weight when it finally happens.
gang war, fuck yeah
>Finale is Saul making a literal deal with the Devil to create an alternate timeline