The winner gets me

she lives her life a quarter foot at a time

no lies bruh, i with have raced that chad just to get a chance to smell her moist panties.

Sex first dilate later

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She was a promotional officer for Microsoft.

Same reason euros wear "kits", it's just a roleplay

Chad vs manlet

Yes. Why would it be an issue to wear it to class and the game?

Euros wear uniforms at school

Correct.

Aren't soccer kits "uniforms" ?

In high school everyone on the team wears them to class the day of the game. You don’t just wear it because you feel like it.

Yes but football kits are to be worn while playing football. They are not school uniforms.

Tell that to the euros wearing them out of context

It's acceptable for children to wear full kits while watching football and for adults to wear a shirt. Anyone teenage or older wearing a full kit while not playing football is a target for ridicule. It certainly would not be allowed in school or a workplace.

yes, lucas black was in jarhead

is that Brad from Home Improvement lol

tfw you lose on purpose so you dont have to go near that old hag

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>can we just race for a sixpack or something instead?
based

>It certainly would not be allowed in school or a workplace.
Your country doesn't allow you to have butter knives though.

The lady was merely proposing an old school "gentlemnans" agreement between the participiants in order woo for her attention

She'd already slept with the entire football team and was ready to diversify into semi attractive retards. Good for her.

>we need a young actor to play a teenager
>I've got just the guy - he's 23 but looks 32

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Yeah lol
And that other guy is the kid from Sling Blade

The winner gets her. It means he understands her as a person. Obviously as you need to ask this question you are a loser

Whore

That the guy who wins the car race will spend some time here in which she will expose her vagina to him and will allow him to penetrate her with his erect penis until he ejaculates. She knows she's an attractive woman and men would like to have sex with her and probably also wants to make her boyfriend jealous.

what movie dis?

Speed

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FATF TD

she ment the winner gets "me" meaning the winner gets themself

I don't get it.
Do I get a title of ownership if I win her?
Is there legal documentation required?
And once I win her, what do I do with her?

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so which one is it? google image search said tokyo drift

downloading speed now because it looked more like it

You wear them on game day to get hype

The winner gets to put his penis in her vagina.

My school had uniforms but players were allowed to wear their sports uniform on game day

lmao

Its FATF but Speed is a better movie

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Yes, and americans wear the jersey, not the full uniform you dense fuck

How else do people know you're on the team? Game days and pep rally days and such, football players wear their jerseys and the cheerleaders all wear their outfits. It's pretty based.

i dont follow?

k thanks

God DAMN I looked so good in my fucking jersey. Imagine being the new kid on the team, nobody knows you, or respects you, or even cares to ask you for the time of day.

Then it's game day, and you get to take off your shirt in the middle of the hallway, show off those beginner gains you made in the beginning of the season, and your coach loudly calls out your name and your number, and you get to walk up to him and take your jersey and wear it for the whole school to see.

Girls who I've never even SPOKE to in my entire life would grab my shoulder or poke my chest and say "Wow, user. Looking good. Good luck at the game", and all the older football seniors shake you around and put you in a friendly headlock and say stuff like "My man, getting all the ladies today".

The feeling is fucking great.

Pasta right?

was that your peak?

Medium based

>not racing to beat his daddy's viper with your monte carlo
Not gonna make it.

this is pretentious as fuck but you all need to change your tv's color settings and watch this movie in black and white. Just skip to the trip to Japan and watch from there.

Dubs checked.

Somewhat based.

N-no

*more confidently*

I said NO

Did you play college ball in the SEC at least?

You wear it on the day of the game

No, I switched to wrestling because I thought it was more fun, and then I realized what a huge mistake I made, because everyone gives a fuck about football, but no matter how good you are at it, no one gives a fuck about wrestling.

I've been out of highschool for about 4 years now, so wrestling and football have not been relevant to me for a long, long time.

More like dilater ;))))

No, shit bro. Football is kang in America. What positions did you play? Did you guys win state?