ITT: space tropes that are pure retardation

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>all major characters are human

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>Everyone knows where they are in space like there's some kind of universe GPS system

>all major characters are human

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BAN ALL FUCKING WOJAKS

Robots are based.

make one with blacked please

Rest assured, there is an equivalent natural phenomenon, we know how a universal GPS would work. Science has the answers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THIS WHAT W*JAK POSTERS COULD COME UP WITH ? SOOOO EMBARASING

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space babes are based and redpilled

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>"Uhm why do all these aliens have two eyes and four limbs? So unrealistic"

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least Avatar exists, one of the more realistic takes on alien life

>Space flick
>Everybody speaks American English

Listen here w*jakposters first you try to attack the horror genre but failed, then you think that watching actually good sci fi shows and movies might give you type 2 soitis even though you are the bigger numale and a normalfag at that now I'm gonna have to end you *shoots him*

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>attacking horror
I could already tell what was said, sonicposter

Ok w*jakposter but why would you hate anything good and misunderstand it as things numales like

Centauri looking similar to humans turns out to be cosmic happenstance, they're very different under the hood. Minbari are actually descended from humans. Other aliens, such as the vorlon, are completely non-human.

>all major characters are human

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>robot human
>furry human
>5'6 human
wow..... you sure showed us...

where the fuck is her stand-alone film?

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He's barely even a character. Basically a walking dog, didn't even get a medal.

>5'6 human
Manlets aren't human

"Yes, Fartoo, soon we will claim the flesh of the humans. It will be hauntingly beautiful."

>all major characters are human

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>didn't even get a medal
>he doesnt know

Chewbacca's constant quipping annoyed me. Why did they make him such a smart-ass?

Mace Window comes from the planet Niggatifu, a lush jungle world. He has 98 million "brothers".

I mean, even back when drake circumnavigatwd the world they had a fair idea of where thry were going. Filtered.

There need to be more non humanoid aliens.

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03/28/20(Sat)13:25:58 No.131344268
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Listen here w*jakposters first you try to attack the horror genre but failed, then you think that watching actually good sci fi shows and movies might give you type 2 soitis even though you are the bigger numale and a normalfag at that now I'm gonna have to end you *shoots him*
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...Anonymous
03/28/20(Sat)13:37:39 No.131344486
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>attacking horror
I could already tell what was said, sonicposter
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...Anonymous
03/28/20(Sat)13:40:07 No.131344537
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Ok w*jakposter but why would you hate anything good and misunderstand it as things numales like
...Anonymous
03/28/20(Sat)13:42:42 No.131344592

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fuck off Yas Forums

HAHAHA

>people who don't understand how a TV budget works, especially in the 90's
You can't have everything be a full animatronic puppet.

This is true however Farscape had fucking amazing looking aliens though that seemed to be a major design choice of the show

Listen here w*jakposter I'm not the r*dditor I hate r*dditors as much as you do but your w*jakposting is absolutely garbage and there are r*dditors within any other boards waiting to shit out their propaganda masterpieces

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They look like they fuck white human guys

>Listen here w*jakposter I'm not the r*dditor I hate r*dditors as much as you do but your w*jakposting is absolutely garbage and there are r*dditors within any other boards waiting to shit out their propaganda masterpieces

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If you are not gonna listen to me then I have no choice *Tchk-Tchk* but to end your w*jak menace *shoots him*

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kys racist

how'd you figure?

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Chewbacca eat his medal

You have to be 18 to post here

>realistic take on alien life
>avatar of all fucking things

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Yeah, it was a Jim Henson show with actors in it.

No shit Avatar
What'd you think ayyz looked like? The cringe the Op is referring to?

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kek

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OMG IS THAT THE HECKIN GOOD LISTERINO

THE KILLS 99.9 OF GERMIBOIS AND BACTERINOS?!?!

NOOO NOT THE HECKIN BAD BOI BACTERINOS!!!! NOT THE SMOL CAVITY BOIS!!!!!

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Ayylmao Sexcura

This is going to be the next hot trend, there's no refuting a shadow hedgehog poster who types *action taken* ironically. You can't belittle him or get roused by him without looking like a huge fool. If there was a stock market for memes, I'd be all in on shadow.

lol

Would soijaks and frogs be considered bluechips?

It's just one supremely obsessed autist with too much time on their hands.

Unbelievably pathetic sentiment.

>Yas Forums jumps to defend the normalfaggot shit where the statement is basically true instead of defending the actual good sci-fi where the statement is mostly false
Never change r/tv/

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Serious question: is there anything more autismo than edgy hedgehogs? I literally can't think of anything that embodies it more

What the fuck is this

Fuck off xeno-lover.

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nice

Sexy space ket from ready player one

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Remember when BDSM used to be little more than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and some light spanking?

Gee it's almost like sci fi is supposed to be about us, the humans, living on our current planet.
God you hard sci-fi guys are absolute brainlets who don't understand what a story is.

Gay as fuck