I am Iron Man

The suit is made from iron

it's made from adamantium

Pretty sure he says in the first movie that it's not and that he only chose the name because it sounded cool.

>and I am all the iron men
What did this line mean?

nigger

gaaay

Hail hydra

The first movie was fun. What went wrong?

faggot

Pls no.

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Insane watching this and then Endgame after.

More like nanite man with special nanite helmets that everyone uses.

Help! I’m trapped in the computer!

>le plot le subverted
I recoiled in my seat and convulsed in a spewer of ejaculant as he shout “Iron Ma

RIP Tony Stark

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nah the media dubs him Iron Man and he mentions there is no iron but oh well lol

I am Trash Man

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Ragnarok, Black Panther, and Far from Home were fun too

I am trashcan man

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Move aside, Iron Dork. Best standalone MCU movie coming through.

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There were no quips in Iron Man

It was bought by Disney.

Marilyn Manson playing him in the remake

That background music though

Pretty fucking gay opinion faggot
The only good marvel movies are iron man, thor, the incredible hulk, guardians of the galaxy 1&2 and dr strange

>Ragnarok, Black Panther, and Far from Home were fun too

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>Thor
youtu.be/J0oDm4J3YOg

Those camera angles are straighter than you you whiny gay bitch

Eat shi

>The First Avenger
"A young man with a heart of gold wanting to do what's right in a world tearing itself apart."

>The Avengers
"lol he's from the 1940s he's old and useless."

>The Winter Soldier
"A man out of time quickly adapting to his new surroundings, rooting out evil under the veil of a friendly force, haunted by remnants of his past."

>Age of Ultron
"lol he still old and useless, watch your language xD."

Why is Whedon like this?

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I never got this joke

You must be underage

stop

>"A young man with a heart of gold
>Shat on and bullied until he roids up and turns into a Thundercock Turbochad
Damn, that's deep...

>nixed Demon inna Bottle
>completely pretend tony wasnt a playboy alcoholic
>Logan wont ever smoke cigars again if he ever shows up
>Cpt Marvel wont be an alcoholic or genocide kree
>Hank Pym wont beat his wife or be yellowjacket
>etc
>everyone will be squeaky clean snarky heroes who dont make bad personal decisions because of our family image to uphold
Its a shame. The only mature content if any will be pushed to D+ and ignored forever like the netflix shows even though they want to tout that its all "connected"

It's painfully mediocre, so yes, it's the best of the franchise.

Fuck outta here.

It makes me realize how shitty Endgame is.

>Revealing his identity to everyone
Has he lost his mind?
Can he even see the consequences?

WS is spy thriller ludo, you plebian.

No u

>Black sabbath theme song kicks in immediately after

Kino

Reading up on this online because of the user who said it was an ad-libbed line. Apparently a good chunk of the movie was written during filming and they basically had no idea what they were doing?

How does a movie as great as Iron Man 1 get made under those conditions, assuming those reports are true? Such a good movie. IM2 isn't bad either but it should've stuck with the Russian dude as the main villain instead of the other dude

Thor was a shit movie only carried by Chris' good look (no homo i swear).

Did they even use the Iron Man song in these movies?

based

Yeah, in the credits of the first one, right after the big twist line in OP

More like Iron Manlet.

ok

>tfw iron man movies will never have kino terrorist execution scenes ever again

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>CGI wildly fluctuating in quality
>Captain America wildly fluctuating in strength
>Everyone talks to their cars and the elevators because Jarvis was the most compelling thing about Iron Man, am I right?
>ScarJo looks, acts like shit
>wildly fluctuating romantic interests
>Winter Soldier rivals Anakin in his angstiness
>How I Met Your Mother lady is completely and utterly superfluous
>Nobody fucking dies yet again; Nick Fury dies but it's a hologram, Bucky's death from Captain America 1 was also bogus, even the fucking romantic interest from WW2 is still alive and kicking
5/10 at best, I've no idea how you people get so invested in these turds

I am Batman.

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