You're an adult who likes star wars?

more than georgey boy if we are not counting cliff notes.

You're an adult that makes money off YouTube?

The Emperor is playing everyone against each other and causing disarray in the Galaxy, so he can eventually take control.

Name five books.

what are the Emperors politics? What does he believe in? Why does he desire power?

dman that's deep

he wants unlimited powaa

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for what ends?

>too pleb for the concept of metaphysical evil

It's fun to be in charge

why?

>he can't

>Its a smart political thriller?
>What are the politics?
>He is satan

Wowee.

Woah, dats sum house cardz shiet right der mayne. Neva new the politics of Star Wars be dat deep. Alls I knew wuz der was a trade some shiet but you telling me the story go DAT deep? Shieeeet.

only book i need is the bible.

It's the story of a corrupting element slowly destroying a democracy. It doesn't matter what his politics are. And yes, he's Satan. Too high culture for you, Richard Dawkins?

Biggest mistake of my life. Thanks to Rian Johnson for waking me up.

>being this upset someone made fun of Johnny Rocketpants: Space Adventures

Mike can name every prequel character and even remembers the fucking old woman who says her bones hurt in TPM. He's not a fan, but SW has dominated his life.

I can name seven :)

I first saw star wars on the big screen in 98 probably why I still love the original trilogy everything beside 4 5 and 6 blows a whole gang of chimp

No.

He's tsundere. Everyone knows these movies are great, deep down.

Yes it does otherwise its just evil for evilsake. Its not high culture its just juvenile storytelling. You can write about the nature of evil and you can write about the death of democracy. The prequels do neither of these things. Its just an advertisement to sell toys to children and emotionally stunded adults.

>uh, so what are God's politics exactly?

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Ever heard of paradise lost? 400 years old mother fucker. Take notes.

you're an adult who likes RLM?

>metaphysical evil
you mean saturday morning cartoon evil

>Da Vinci wrote Paradise Lost

No

>dude, there is no evil, it's all relative maaaaaan
You'll get over it.

There is nothing interesting about the nature of evil in the prequels.

Evil isn't supposed to be interesting. That's Satanism.

>Evil isn't supposed to be interesting
Then why does anyone fall to the dark side? There's obviously a sympathetic allure to it.

fiction are supposed to be interesting.

Power.

>BBZZZAAAT RUUUAAAAAGGGRRR
>BLAST EM CHEWBIE!

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>stunded

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xd?

mike "fag" gay

no one said the OT is good.

fpbp

>There aren't evil people in politics
You need to be 18 to post here

Evil people generally have ideology. Hitler was the hero of his own story.

Hitler was a hero

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He's of the Sith religion. This informs most of his motivations. His goal for power is in order to both fulfill a personal desire for it (which is likely why he joined the Sith to begin with) but is also a longstanding goal of the Sith to rule the galaxy - presumably as some divine right.

Wasn't expecting an actual answer.

Based and truepilled

In Mike's defense, the pain of being geriatric is the most hilarious thing in the world to him. That's probably why that old woman sticks out in his memory

I'm not an adult, I'm only 29.

>Its my religion to be as shitty as possible

>trade dispute

Literally laid out by Jesus. Read the NT or at least Augustinus.

There is no objective good and evil, only what we perceive as being evil.

he certainly became an hero

The basitude of this post

What did the trade federation trade in? Space spices?

Based and Sithpilled

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Seafood, why do you think they were so pissy about Naboo?

They needed princess to sign the document to make the invasion legal.

>You're on Yas Forums.
>A place for kids to get free porn
>if the kids can like porn I can like original trilogy Star Wars

>You're an adult who likes Marvel capeshit?

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They’ve actually gone too far this time. Yes I’m an autist. But their dishonestly, their blatant lying, it’s made my blood boil. I genuinely hate them after this. How dare you stare at me and lie. I know where their studio is. It would be like a 5 hour drive but it would be worth it just to see mikes lying little face crumpled and ruined after I fucking best it to a pulp with a baseball bat, fucking begging on his knees pissing himself and admitting that the sequels were a fucking disaster, than JJ sucks, that he was fucking wrong and the whole endeavour has been a soulless hollow piece of shit worse than the prequels. That’s what I want. The little “I’m an apathetic alcoholic!” Act to just fade away under threat of death, under my wrath, and for him to finally be fucking honest for once in his tiny pathetic life. Tears in his eyes as he realises this is what it came to to admit his pathetic online legacy was a farce. I’d fucking beat the fuck out of him for everything he did. Im literally in tears writing this the thought is so cathartic. Id just pummel and pummel screaming at him for what he did, for keeping up the fucking lie. And bloodied and broken he’d admit it, he’d admit the prequels were good, he fucking would. I’d lay down in the exhaustion, emotionally drained, we would cry and embrace. The wound would be healed. But he would have to be harmed to the point of destruction fist. And id fuck up jay merely for his smug pseudo intellectual manner, his boring insistence on obscure horror shit nobody cares about. I’d wail about how he isn’t interesting, insightful or clever as I smashed his fucking ribs with a hammer, how wrong he had got life, how desperately wrong he has perceived it all in his nihilistic little box. And rich would get possibly the most honest beating, the beating of a man who simply needs to be beaten.