What is Elijah Wood's best role?

just some innocent bystander

You just know.

>tfw she will never come out of retirement to shoot a video with him where she's screaming "aww yeah oh fuck my ass oh yeah awwwwwwww fuck" whike he just looks at the camera with that exact smug look on his face
Even better if he's so short he needs a foot stool to reach her shitter.

She was quite the talker.

Elijah Wood co-starred with a porn actress? Ick.

*bans you for mentioning her porn past*
I'm a serious twitch streamer now.

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She's streaming live right now.

how did she avoid the wall? she's beautiful

Seriously? She is not open about it?

how was the MANIAC REMAKE

cum is great for your complexion

The ones where he gets naked.

North

fine. the first person gimmick actually worked but still pales in comparison to the original

it's pretty good

Guinness World Record holder for the stretchiest anus.

She can get banned for talking about it on twitch. I understand it its her stream, I try and watch as often as I can and its kino when you suscribe and she reads out your name! Hnnggg

you just know

>She can get banned for talking about it on twitch
I doubt it, you can find other pornstars like Manuel Ferrara who will talk about it, I even saw him making interviews during a live from the AVN.

Simp.

Well when you can’t do porn anymore and you find out you have nothing else to offer in terms of talent or skill, you’re stuck with that. And doing absolutely awful voice acting in Saints Row.

Makes me wonder what’s happened to all those old late 90s-2000s pornstars. Wonder what Tera Patrick is up to.

Thats why she's said in her streams, no reason to think bae is lying. Maybe some you guys just suscribe to her to help her out, support her channel?

>Tera Patrick
being a millionaire.

simp

The day I watch a disgusting whore play shitty games is the day I lost my way of life.

I guess she got tired of being open to strangers.

Is it just me or does anyone else often confuse Elijah Wood for Daniel Radcliffe and vice versa?

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Green Street

I have never done that and seriously don't see how it could happen. They look completely different.

this movie was good although a little bit exaggerated

I think I occasionally mix them up because they were both played lead characters from huge movie franchises in the 2000's that both involve magic and sorcery of some kind.

>What is Elijah Wood's best role?
obviously not being a weekend dick for a paid rider.

Beck in tron uprising, a shame he's a manlet.

watch the documentaries LIFE AFTER PORN 1 and 2 and 3
they literally explain what happens to 90s porn stars.
most of them are okay. living normal

youtube.com/watch?v=LNyCYngXjss

Ya'll got prosopagnosia.

currently rewatching the American version of Wilfred, he's pretty kino in it.

Does Sasha still have her glorious bubble butt?

me in the back, far right

All the roles up to and including Frodo. He lost that charm after his mom stopped advising him what to wear.

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she probably looks like ruth bader ginsburg now

Face blindness is a symptom of autism.

See

I don't mix them, but it's just to prove that it's an actual thing.

cope: the post

>posts on 4channel

Used to mix him up with Tobey Maguire back when they were both new to the scene.

>wtf, you aren’t allowed to change your whorish ways and become a normal member of society, filthy nigger fucking whore
Why are american “christians” like this?
Isn’ forgivness at the core of your religion?

Would Elijah Wood have been a better hitchhiker in Fear & Loathing?

God forgives all, men are flawed.

I'm not against jacking off. I do it a lot myself, I don't really think there's anything wrong with it, and most arguments against it have more to do with social dececny. But I don't like live action pornography, not only because it is visually repulsive, but because it does more damage to the loves of people who watch it and make it than it does any good. The amount pornstars get paid is so little, but they're basically ruining any chance of being viewed seriously by anyone in any way. As for watching it, 3D porn has a crass and filthy nature to it that fucks with your daily thought process and makes you numb to shocking images. Just fapping, or fapping to drawings is way different. Drawings clean things up an make it nice for our eyes, and remove most of the visually harmful stimuli found in live action porn. Jacking off as well is fine in moderation, say once a day. The only really bad affects of fapping are when you expose your mind constantly to vulgar images like 3D porn, and rarely, if you have low energy you might tire yourself out fapping 2x a day. Personally Ive never experienced any physical side effects, but I have experienced mental side effects from too much live action pornography and I really fucking hate how popular it is. The best fap material is either erotic literature, or if you dont like reading, just drawings of lewd girls.

But seriously, fuck porn.

American Christianity is largely about proving your moral superiority over others and never letting them live it down. That's not really a major failure of the character of the American Christians, as much as religion having always been used to drum up pro-war sentiments, and American pro-war propaganda is no fucking joke.

Elijiah Wood / Nic Cage movie
forget the title
set in Vegas
it was bretty good in my honest opinion

I dunno, Elijah Wood does a better loser, Tobey does dopey better.

it's intellectually stimulating from time to time and certainly a better form of procreation than watching whores stumble through babby's first video game collection. Even waifu threads are more important than that slag

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I'm not American or christian you nigger whore defending cuck

I would marry Sasha in a heartbeat and put a baby inside od her.
She wants to be a trad wife and a normal girl so why should i stop her?

Imagine having to work with a woman you spent all of 2008 watching getting gangbanged?

>watch the documentaries LIFE AFTER PORN 1 and 2 and 3
shit documentaries because most of these pornstars come back to porn so the title is basically false

sasha would ignore you trying to grab her attention and walk away from you

>I'm a serious twitch streamer now
>now

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