Watching movies with parents

My parents would just cover my eyes or yell at me to cover them until it was over.

>riding flixbus (this was before the world changed)
>always watching kinos on my laptop
>sex scene comes up
>mfw

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>33
>22
>11

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>waching movie with parents
>sex scene
>I pull out my dick and start jacking it
>mom is shocked
>start raping my dad
>fucking him right in his butt hole
>mom crying
>dad is limp mentally dissociating
>cum a massive load all over his crying face

simple as.

>Watching Team America with Mom

I still have nightmares.

>see don jon with mom and sister
>can’t make eye contact with either of them for days

now thats family time

We had this thread yesterday. Seems like a lot of people are stuck in quarantine watching kino with the folks. Any recommendations of stuff I can watch with my boomer parents? We just watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

>Mom notices the obvious boner Judy Hopps gave you

Watch Shawshank Redemption

>"user why did you take the pillow to place on your lap?"

Impractical Jokers

>watching scene with parents
>anal scene starts
>parents walk in the room

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>Mom gets expensive reconstructive surgery to make her into a rabbit hybrid the next day

hold on...

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>Watching movie with my family
>sex scene happens
>take the remote and rewind it to the beginning
>do this over thirty times in a row
>I shoot a load of semen on the TV
>my semen burns like acid and melts the TV
>Myhorninessgivesmemypower.jpg
>I shoot more loads on my family and melt them
>I'm the man of the house now
>My dakimakura nods in approval of what I've don and we have a hot makeout session afterwards

That's literally every Friday night for me

But you don't have to identify with those experiences, user. You don't have to identify with a lot of things protagonists do in movies. Movies are commonly ridiculous, including the way sex is portrayed.

>We had this thread yesterday.
we have this thread at least 3 times every month

just
have
sex

women degrade themselves in the nastiest ways imaginable for surprising little

It's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to avoid a sex scene anymore. Fuck these kikes if I want to see sex I'd go look at porn.

>Manage to unblock channels on my tv because it was a switch on the back
>Couldn't watch anything beyond G
>Watch Charlie's angels movie with Drew
>Randomly start feelings funny
>Feel guilty and confess to parents what I did
>Get grounded for it

Years later my little brothers get to watch anything they want no matter what. Since my parents give no fucks about it now.

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I don't mind at all if sex is in the story, as its a part of life. But it rarely ever has to be shown as graphically or linger on the screen as much as it does. For example 's choice of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest there is a moment two characters fuck but it actually shows none of it. Just off the top of my head there is that stupid sex scene in The Departed that seems to last forever.

perfectly normal

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Older people don't even watch TV it's just background noise. I walked in on my grandfather staring blankly at some guy going raw on a girl in some foreign film.

Fuck if I know. My parents always tell me my selections are too weird buy they only want to rewatch shit we've already seen.

FUCK boomers.

>they only want to rewatch shit we've already seen
kek
I asked my boomer parents why they do that all the time. Their answer: "Because we already know it's good." When I asked why they wouldn't want to try something new they said "No, because we might not like it".
I really hope I never become an NPC like this.

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>parents want to watch a movie with me
>instantly check imdb parents guide
This has saved me countless times

Pretty good allegory for the Biden vs. Sanders dichotomy too

this is pretty sound reasoning though

Based

Has anyone else masturbated to porn with their parents in the room haha?

based

Has anyone else masturbated to porn of their parents with their parents (also masturbating) in the room hahaha?

Sex scenes are stupid. They only suggest that sex is going on, but you know that it isn't and it's just two actors gyrating with no actual action. What is the point of them? You can't masturbate to them, and it just makes it awkward when your parents are watching with you. I think they're pointless and stupid. Either go all the way, porn-style, or cut them out entirely. They are pointless.

I found my mom's dildo once. True story. And also my dad's porn mags and porn tapes, which I watched with my cousin. True story. So that's close enough I guess.

you should show her how much of a man you are user, i bet she would love it. .

Go huff some covid, boomer

>23yo
You're just a kid in the prime of his life. What the fuck do you know?

Orson Welles watched Stagecoach 50 times when he made Citizen Kane. Faggots like you who will consume anything are the true NPCs

Uh, hello? Based Department?
He posted again

What movie?

Have sex

A little awkward but not really a big deal. My parents aren't prudes though so maybe it's different for some of you

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That is basically arguing with survivorship bias.

>watched Silence of the Lambs with Mom, Dad, sister, and her girlfriend
>that scene where the prison throws cum on her face

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Literally me

>Get gf
>Christmas comes around
>Expect it'll be a quiet one
>Her whole family comes over instead
>Never met most of them
>Twin nephews who are pretty chill come over, play some video games with them
>Later I let them get on with things and I try to be an adult with the adults
>Hear them playing soldiers
>Based, I remember when I was there age and used to play that with the friends I didn't have
>They come bursting in pretend shooting each other
>Wait, I recognize those guns
>Everyone else thinks it's funny
>I try to laugh it off and chase them out
>Then their mother, my gf's sister, sees that instead of guns they're using two of gf's dildos from our bedroom
>She starts screeching and tells them to put them back
>"All of them?"

I tell you, until you've seen two 8 year olds running around the kitchen holding foot long rubber dicks by the balls and making "pew pew" noises you've seen nothing.

>Sex scene
>sister puffs up

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Puffs up?

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I got tossed out of the cinema for laughing. Laughed at that, laughed at the 'fava beans chianti SLURP-SLURP-SLURP', laughed at the dick tuck and that was the last straw.

>he's never fucked his sister so he doesn't know
lmao what a virgin

The flesh of the vulvar lips, much like penile tissue, is filled with tiny capillaries that swell with blood when they're sexually aroused. It's not as noticeable as an erection, but it happens.

Haha very good meme!! Here have my upvote.

Edit1: RIP inbox
Edit2: Holy meatballs in Spaghetti sauce!! Thanks for the gold kind strangerino!!

homeland
where carrie fucks brody while saul the cuck listens

What are some kinos in which the flesh of the vulvar lips swells with blood?

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How do you edit posts on 4channel lol?

There are movies without this. Tons of them, you just insist on watching onions trash

>stay home from church
>watch Dogville for the first time
>nothing sexual happens for 2 hours
>entering 3rd hour
>mom returns home from church
>suddenly fully nude rape scene
>"WAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"
>rape scene goes on for endless minutes
>finally just turn it off and finish after she goes to bed

Worst timing ever.