Yes, yes, well done slytherin, well done

Maybe if they aren't a bunch of elitist cunts the other houses will like them a bit better, at least enough not to put them in the fucking dungeon. I bet some of those cunts acted all high and mighty and even cooperate with the death eaters.

no one should believe this. because only an idiot would believe you are saying "however" often.

since dumbledude was a gay, how many kids do you think he's molested and hogbort's?

none, he just polyjuice some taxyboy into a kid, more safe and can't be metoo' ed

>I'm going to die soon and be replaced with a completely bland, soulless and pathetic excuse for a Dumbledore.
>Treasure me while I am here, because soon my calm, endearing demeanor will be replaced with "HARREH WHY DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THAT GOBLET OF FIRA??!!"
>So because of this, the winner of the house cup... is me. Suck it bitches.

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Based analphabetic

however, i do

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i always wonder how the based dumbledore would've handled the faggy dumbeldore's scenes that we always pan here.
>NOOOOOO HARRY DONT MAKE ME DRINK THE WATAH

What is it about the Columbus films that make them so comfy?

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comfy and fun instead of dark and "wahh I'm so le sad" all the time

Sets, costumes and stuff hat appeals to kids. Like a doggy

Terry Gilliam almost do the first Harry Potter. imagine that

I've never seen his movies, would he be a good fit? I just imagine they're too fantastical

deh

Might have something to do with the fact while Rowling is all around a terrible writer, she is exceptionally bad at world building and the house stereotypes fall apart once anyone over the age of 13 thinks about it for a few moments

They only get sent to the dungeons in the movie

12 Monkeys

Freddie Stroma is relentlessly handsome.

>Sets/costumes/aesthetics/colour/lighting
>More magical, i.e sorting hat/flavour beans/magic chess/quidditch/house cup/ghosts etc etc
>best music

Honestly the first 2 could be 5 hours long and I'd never tire of them, it's a real shame he didn't stay on.

Imagine all 7 movies with Columbus, Harris, Williams and the style of the first 2? Best timeline

Pacing was a lot better.

Michael Gambon never read any of the books. And it's obvious that none of the directors except Columbus did either.

Wouldn't work since the books take a darker turn from Goblet on

>Chamber is only one to get A+

As it should be. Best one imo

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roger ebert also gave the first 2 movies 4/4
the next 3.5/4
then the 5th one 2.5/4

ebert was based and was accurate with them

>I'll kill ya, I'LL KILL YA!

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>trolling a bunch of pubescents about the thing they care about more than anything
>even have their fucking banners roll down only to change them with magic
What an asshole.

its cute your trying to be cute on a internet forum, but its still a stupid thing to pretend to do.
"guys i use however in real speech often!"

this person is just a cuck

12 monkeys
brazil
and a lot of other good ones

however, i was not the original however user

Yeah I just said I hadn't seen them, I was asking his opinion on whether Gilliam would be a good director for Harry Potter

>well done, potter granger and weasley. You did saved our school and the whole wizarding world from the dangers of lord voldemort and his companions HOWEVER, slytherin dudes were better at quidditch and did some homework

youtube.com/watch?v=E2t4MBhGAg8

ironic because it's one of the weaker books

I meant the loathing for slytherin and how cartoonishly bad and negative they all are.

thanks mate, superb discussion

your lonely.
hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah

>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!”, yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this!", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" he asked calmly

>Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin.
>However, recent....events must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute points to award.
>To Miss Hermione Granger, for the greatest, tightest, nastiest little kitty I have ever stuck my old prick into, even while others were in grave peril...50 points. Subject to change depending on how she does tonight.
>Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best head under a desk that Hogwarts has seen these many years, but still lacking in the ability to get those crooked teeth to not rake my saggy foreskin...fuck it, 50 points.
>And third, to Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and outstanding courage, I award no points. Unless Harry fesses up and stops being a little Golden Snitch ratting on me he gets jack-shit. If that victory and your friends mean so much you'll come sit in Dumbly's lap and get to work. I want all of your little friends to see the second I ejaculamus for ever daring to say no to the Headmaster.

Dilate you fucking tranny

you really seem to have low iq considering that you misread his post and think not having a limited lexicon is somehow absurd.

>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb
gets me every time

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Well when several characters preface Slytherin by saying "not a single witch or wizard in Slytherin didn't turn bad" within the first 150 pages of the first book, it sets a tone for the rest of the franchise

DUMBLEDORE WAS A FUCKING VILLIAN HE NEVER CARED FOR HARRY AND LITERALY WANTED THAT NIGGA DEAD

brainlet

it's "Not a single witch or wizard who turned bad wasn't from Slytherin" and it wasn't even true, see Peter Pettigrew

Was this a disguised critique of monarchy?

the queen and the next in line to become king both have chineseflu

She’s a hack. It’s a 7 book long rehash of “the comeback kids vs. the douchebags.”

okay, but that doesn't answer my question

That's even worse, unironically. Then why does the school exist if this is the case? Shut it down and reformat it, don't shovel more kids into it knowing it will result in their downfall. Sure as fuck doesn't excuse their headmaster from antagonizing them. Literally green house bad tier thinking.

Rowling probably got owned by some business man chad and spent the rest of her life trying to get over it through creating slytherine and flicking her bean.

At first I hated the change, but I've grown to like the second Dumbledore. He's entertaining if nothing else. Also, I just noticed that Dumbledore's name isn't recognized as an incorrectly spelled word, nice bias mods you faggots.

i didn't answer your question. i gave information that you probably didnt know yet.
its a good day for anyone who hears those 2 will probably die soon finally.
try not to seethe because you got replied to on Yas Forums

>reminisces about torturing children
>threatens a child with murder
How did they get away with this?

It’s written exactly in her “prose” too Jesus I am laffin’

>Sure as fuck doesn't excuse their headmaster from antagonizing them.
literally when does he do this

calm down bro

Gilliam would have been a fantastic fit for Harry Potter, much better than the bland shit we got.

seek help

hahhahahahahhahaha you DID get butthurt because you got replied to!

this --- is me

not him, seek help

We've got a filthy muggle here
You disgusting MUGGLE, GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL WE DON'T WANT ANY MUGGLES HERE
god damn I hate fucking muggles so much, their smell, their bumbling self righteous incompetence, we should never have let them be free

makes more sense now. that other idiot must be a queen lackey

quick question. have you been replying all day?
why did you think my reply was against you in any way whatsoever?

I've lost track of what's happening here

Can you shut up for one god damn minute? Go to reddit if you want to have a coherent conversation with a specific poster. We're anonymous here, you're talking to a hive. Stop obsessing over identity you dumbfuck weirdo