>AJAK (Salma Hayek): The spiritual leader of the Eternals, with the power of healing.
>SERSI (Gemma Chan): An adventurous explorer with psionic abilities who loves living among humans and wishes to reveal herself to the world.
>IKARIS (Richard Madden): A brave soldier capable of manipulating cosmic energy, dedicated to their mission of protecting the humans without revealing their existence.
>THENA (Angelina Jolie): A rebellious warrior with superhuman physical attributes who carries a great secret.
>KINGO (Kumail Nanjiani): A wisecracking fighter capable of harnessing cosmic energy through a variety of weapons, whose idea of blending in with humans is to become a Bollywood star.
>MAKKARI (Lauren Ridloff): A kind deaf-mute scout with superhuman speed, who traverses the world studying humanity.
>PHASTOS (Bryan Tyree Henry): A brilliant inventor with superhuman intelligence who has grown disillusioned with humanity's destructive nature. He is openly homosexual and has a husband and two adoptive children.
>SPRITE (Lia McHugh): A seasoned historian capable of projecting illusions. One of the oldest among the Eternals, she is perpetually confined to a child form.
>DRUIG (Barry Keoghan): An introverted spy with the power to manipulate other's fears, who believes himself superior to humanity and resents his mission to protect them.
>GILGAMESH (Don Lee): A mysterious renegade with superhuman strength who has long abandoned the Eternals and whose true purpose is known only to him.
>DANE WHITMAN / BLACK KNIGHT (Kit Harington): A human archaeologist whose discovery of an ancient temple reignites the centuries-long war between the Eternals and their sworn enemies, the Deviants. Joining Sersi in a quest to reassemble the Eternals once more, Dane discovers his own family's secret connection to the cosmic warriors and carves a heroic path of his own.
the depressing fact is that even though these are literal whos we fucking said that for GOTG, ant-man, captain marvel and look where we are now what the fuck is it going to take for capeshit to piss off?
>>SPRITE (Lia McHugh): A seasoned historian capable of projecting illusions. One of the oldest among the Eternals, she is perpetually confined to a child form. >One of the oldest >she is perpetually confined to a child form. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Sebastian Lee
Wasn't Star Lord's dad an eternal?
Julian James
>healer mom >le human loving alien >le heroic soldier >the pissed off one with a shady past, will probably betray the heroes and then regret it >comic relief >the literal god transcending humanity >le gay nerd >5000-year old child >the Yas Forums autist >the traitor that actually turns out to be a good guy at the end >the human that is actually the reincarnation of jesus and stronger than everyone else just because; probably the bad guy's son too capeshit is so original and groundbreaking guys
Isaac Perez
He was a celestial
Tyler Johnson
What's the difference
Ayden Turner
Sometimes franchises finally crash and nobody sees it coming
I've yet to see anyone explain or predict why Transformers 5 was a franchise killer after Transformers 1, 2, 3 and 4 made billions
Josiah Torres
The Celestials created the Eternals
Transformers 5 failed because it was garbage
Cooper Johnson
Wow, they look exactly like the comics !! See how sexy Gemma Chan is
>Transformers 5 failed because it was garbage That's what I'm saying! So were the four movies before it! Why the fuck did audiences suddenly NOTICE it was garbage after they happily spent a decade eating shit?
Daniel Howard
First one was watchable.
Brody Sanchez
1 was best of the series 2 was bad, but was a follow-up to the first one, which means you had to see it 3 was decent conclusion to the series (it should've ended here) 4 was garbage, but pandered to Chinese audiences and had the dinobots 5 was garbage
Jason Lewis
>angelina jolie Isn't she like 60 without tits and with terrible botox lips
Grayson Rogers
the only way this movie is semi decent is if they focus on Black Knight/Sersi while the rest are background like Odin, Heimdall, Odin's wife.
Bentley Wright
This is gonna be so bad but critics will eat it up because muh diversity
Angel Sanchez
>don't have children! humanity is destructive and we need less people on the planet. be gay and enlightened!
incredible how blunt this agitprop is, but i suppose it has to be
Jaxon Taylor
>what the fuck is it going to take for capeshit to piss off? If interracial faggotry doesn't kill it off, nothing will. Americans will no doubt turn out in droves with their children to watch this pozzed garbage; hopefully it'll be too degenerate for international audiences and suffer as a consequence.
Christian Brooks
>critics will eat it up because muh diversity They're already fawning over it.
Sounds shit. I just want to shoot a massive load on Salma Hayek's neck and watch it run down her cleavage.
Hudson Ortiz
which one is the tranny or all they all trannies
Landon Clark
None yet
Gavin Perez
Jon Snow joining "Sersi", can't make this shit up.
Carson Cook
Some gym, makeup, a nice wig and fake tits and she looks gorgeous again. Movies are an illusion, no star looks like in the cinema in their everyday life, at least no one past 30. And Jolie is 44.
William Gonzalez
This is embarrassingly cringe
Chase Allen
I hope some troll does a version with LGBTJDUAIODHAUDFH shit removed. Otherwise I won't watch it. And of course I won't buy it.
god, when will people get tier of capeshit? because i think it has already peaked
I bet this will bomb
Wyatt Morgan
isn't disney bankrupt now?
Juan Nguyen
I wouldn't bet on it, had a good point.
That said, the usual suspects are DYING to do an America Chavez movie, and considering that was one of the most disastrous comic launches in history, it's more than hopeful that might be what actually puts a wound in the MCU
I sincerely hope Marvel sinks the biggest budget they ever imagined into this, the theaters stay closed, and article after article fumes over how no one watched it on Disney+. Let this be what burns capeshit to the ground. t. comic book reader (Marvel/DC/other) who never wanted this to become a plague
Kayden Stewart
Nah senpai if they do that it's over just like the comics(I hope)
Austin Rodriguez
>supervillain literally named The Dutch Oven please god make this movie and end it all
