I’ve tested positive for covid-19. Please keep me in your prayers

>I’ve tested positive for covid-19. Please keep me in your prayers.

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FUCK YOU GNOME

Cast him

HE HAS SPOKEN

Couldn't you have just dodged the virus cells coming towards you?

M

midge

I'll keep you in my pocket fucking little runt.

Your forehead looks like a women's torso with a sixpack and a huge cunt. Is that a symptom?

/thread

Honestly though, id like to just take a pair of tweezers and pluck his limbs off like a woman would her eyebrows. As he would scream the more I would twist it as his limbs were being torn off. Nothing would please me more.

I've been trying to but you keep slipping through

i love your genes

Thanks they're Sergio Georgini

How’d he catch it? It’s supposed to spread through aerosolization, so shouldnt the particles just shoot over his head?

You always have to get in on EVERYTHING, don't you!? Just go away!

I thought this was a microscopic image the coronavirus haha

How unfortunate, I'm surprised the virus could fit inside your body.

cannot unsee

Why the fuck would you pass on your genetics if you were like him? Disgustingly unethical, dysgenics needs to be stopped.

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>I’ve tested positive for covid-19. Please keep me in your pockets.

Just elf-isolate bro

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Two of his kids are dead so he's pretty based tbqh famalan, deliberately breeding horrifically deformed offspring just to watch them die.

>virus
>cells

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lord what I do to play a good game of football with the abominable midge Warwick Davis. he would be the ball, of course.

Fuck bros. I haven’t had the chance to kick him yet. He can’t die now

I hope you've left enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine

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bro you just got trolled XD

if I was his son I'd fucking hate him
non-existence is better than being a midge even if you're a rich hollywood midge

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midge

Imagine being his son and screaming at Warwicks face ''I fucking hate you dad! I wish I was never born!'' with that stupid high pitched helium voice tone. Everybody would literally rofl.

PECK
PECK
PECK

nice bobblehead collection you got there

the fuck you say m8?

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COVID-19? Shit, this lil nigga can't have more than COVID-9.5

thats pretty cruel- giving davis a "children's award"

Finally natural selection can take its course

Evil.

That manlet he's talking to ain't much bigger lmao

Don't worry, children are mostly unaffected by it.

lil nigga lookin like a big toe in a sock

You lie. He didn't get the corona, the only recent news about him is his son being casted as an Ewok in the new Star Wars

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I saw his daughter in that Tracy Beaker spinoff thing but it didn't click that it was his daughter for ages. You see a lot of midges and people in wheelchairs etc on tv these days so I never made the connection

I'd his babushka doll daughter

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Fuck off, it's my right

Oh shit JJ is pretty much an honorable midge.

was looking for this

lmao its only missing Kit Harington

Anyone remember that one anons fanfiction about peter dinklage playing a detective investigating warwick in the case of a serial killer forcibly turning people into midge slaves? did that ever get finished? it was riveting stuff.

do you think his son hangs out on incel forums? inb4 like this one?

STEEL

it's what you get for fucking with my boy karl

>implying he isn't the one that started midgeposting to begin with

>I'd a literal frog

>Krang

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Technically the Corona virus didn't kill anyone. All of the people were given a choice.