They call me COVID Pete
I'm the king of the Wuhan beat
When I spread my pandemics I go
Chin-chin-ky-boom
Chin-chin-ky-boom
Yes sir I'm COVID Pete
I'm the plague of my native street
When they start to cough everything goes
Chin-chin-ky-boom
Chin-chin-ky-boom
Bat's very nice, so full of spice!
quality
Hey Mister, got the rolls?
As a matter of fact, I do, coofy.
As a matter of fact I do, coofy.
...Sorry, wrong pocket.
He's a good ol' virus guy,
Letting that COVID fly,
Down in Chiina,
Down in Chiiiiiiiiina
*COOF*
Pardon me.
Lol
Look at that! It's exactly two sheets you can wipe your ass and pull your underwear over your head
For your Mask meme needs
movie-screencaps.com
genes full of splice!
Very nice
scary
Kek
Is this enough for a couple rolls?
god tier
PURELL
based
Top kek
>I don't have any toilet paper. I HAVE to wipe my ass tonight!
>Bring around...the Roller.
The Roller?
The roller?
The Roller?
No TP, no entry
Not only do Asian men suffer from the highest incidence of 'Micropenis' worldwide, literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of them carries the mutated gene that is responsible for it.
This mutation occurs within an gene known as 'SRD5A2', an enzyme that is less active in Asian men and is responsible for processing the hormone testosterone to dihydrotestosterone (DHT), an androgen which is more 5x more potent than regular testosterone.(1)
>Dihydrotestosterone (DHT) is a sex hormone created from testosterone in the body. It plays a major role in the development of characteristics that are typically associated with men (body hair, muscle growth, and a deep voice).
This less active enzyme in Asian men(2) is the reason they have lower DHT levels compared to other races of men,(3) it may also explain why their penises are smaller on average (unconfirmed) as DHT is necessary for the maturation of the penis.
The mutation is known as 'R227Q', and is a non synonymous change in the 'SRD5A2' gene.(4) 'R227Q' been shown to retain approximately 3.2% of normal enzyme activity and appears relatively frequent in Asian populations.(5)
It is time for Asian bois to renounce their masculinity, transition to womanhood, and live out the rest of their lives content as cock sleeves to physically superior men
>sources
news-medical.net
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
snpedia.com
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
picturing that thing Romans used to use
Ice this deadbeat.
CV?
Ah, El Cubano (or its full title "Pedro el Cubano, el Rey de la Ritmo Rumba!"), a classic of 1950s Mexican cinema. Some chortle at its dated romanticism of Cuba, but the heart and passion of the music numbers is undeniable.
You'll feel every chick chicky boom in your soul.
BASED
Is Son of the Mask the Godfather of the 2000's?
*Tink Tink Tink* I just want to say fuck Niggers and Fuck Doug Walker, Also I want to add, Fuck Extramana I hope his shits his jogging pants and The Mask is a master piece, Formally a Classic
Ipkiss! You've hoarded over 40 rolls of toilet paper. That's the same as stealing!
>this is the part where you boogie and this is the part where you dance
*music ends*
What did they mean by this?
BACK OFF MONKEY-BOY! Before I tell your daddy you're packing employees in here at less than 6 meters. Or maybe I should call the CDC and arrange a little vacation for you at club COVID!
not that kind of dance
no, it's the godfather part 2
French City in the house!!
HEY PACOOFO!
Oh shi-
.....that'll be all, Ipkiss.
LIKE A MEDICAL GRADE NON-LATEX SURGICAL GLOVE
This quarantine is embarrassing. Can't we stir things up a little?
*ACHOOOO*
I don't remember this, is it from the director's cut?
le Rouleau?
HE'S A REALLY SMALL PENIS GUY
ALTHOUGH HE'S THE SMARTEST GUY
I love you COOOVID
don't bring me down I pray oh pretty COOOVID
now that I caught you stay and let me spread you covid
let me spreaaaad yoooou
"My bad"
>also has the sequel
Oh, this is a game changer
SPREAD IT SPREAD IT SPREAD IT YEAH!
Now I'll be taking all your TP, and your sanitizer.
It's the exhale after he stops that gets me
Iced beat, not Iced Tea
Yep, I'm thinking it's too good to be true
I said you need an IV, not an ID!
Not until I get my back pay!