In reality, Bond's balls would have exploded in the first strike

Even if you're not a Craig fan you have to concede that Casino Royale is kino

Damn Jonah Hill really let himself go

Fuck you I liked it, and also liked them.

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Casino Royale is a good movie.

Post the webm of her nipples getting visibly harder as he gives her CPR at the end of the movie.

How is she so perfect bros?

this desu lads.

it didn't work tho user

I'm not into dead women.

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the fact that's she's the new Tracy of the series essentially

Hot mix of french sultry and Jewish curves combined with a very laid back personality and desire to show her boobs to the planet.

but not a good Bond movie

why he pooped on his shoulder?

what's the difference? it's still based kino

>painfully shy in real life
>copes with this by getting naked in every movie
based

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The difference is that as an autistically obsessed fan of the Bond movies it makes me unreasonably angry and I can't stand the film despite knowing it's well made

looks like a stool

>Keanu Reeves is an introverted nerd irl
>copes by beating the shit out people in almost every movie he stars in
what did he mean by this?

did he die?

no but it was extremely painful

kek, what a dumbass

IIRC the pressure you have to put on a testicle to smash it is the equivalent of pressing a your index and thumb together (like the ok sign)

uses a carpet beater in the book but just a knotted rope in the film. carpet beater looks a bit like a wicker tennis racket.

please explain. I know this is a common opinion on Yas Forums but can you elaborate in reasonable terms why the reboot angle (or whatever angle) was bad for the series as a whole? I think the general continuity has fucked up the Craig era but Casino Royale is still an excellent Bond film I believe even if it exists right in the 'gritty reboot' era of Batman Begins

hes a big guy though

Are we finally all mature enough to admit Casino Royale was shit, and the invisible car with missiles was better?
>dude, let's just play fooking cards. That's exciting.

> FOR Y O U

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First of all the Bond movies don't really have continuity in the first place, so a "hard reboot" is unecessary and felt like a fuck you to the fans. Also the tone and style of the movie feels more Bourne or an episode of 24 than any of the previous films. No gadgets, no Q, no Moneypenny, very dry humor and not even much of that. I hate Daniel Craig as Bond and I'm convinced he was only cast for the sake of controversy, controversy = press/hype. They changed it from Baccarat in the books to Texas Holdem, a game that a snob like Bond would never play. He only fucks one woman in the entire film, the girl at the beginning he leaves before she even gets naked. Not even Dalton's Bond would do a fucking thing like that.

All in all it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, and instead of being catered to as a fan I feel insulted and ignored. It's fine if you like it and it's a well constructed movie, but I'd rather watch Moonraker or Diamonds Are Forever any given day of the week.

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>mature enough to admit Casino Royale was Kino, and the invisible car with missiles can eat shit
ftfy user

this was the only good daniel craig bond movie. i like him as bond dont get me wrong but every film after this was completely forgetable. i often get their plots mixed up

breathslut

I love Casino Royale, but every argument I've seen against it is
>he doesnt seduce multiple women (even though he does)
>no gadgets
>too much gritty action instead of sneaky espionage
>Craig doesnt fit the classic Bond image
>bad guys are generic thugs instead of cartoony henchmen
>Bond is still a rookie and makes some mistakes
I think it's 100% what the series needed after the Brosnan movies though. If they had rebooted it with another Moonraker the franchise would've been dead in the water.
Nowadays after 15 years of gritty thug Bond people are getting nostalgic for the womanizing superspy who shot rockets out of his watch and thwarted evil masterminds in exotic evil lairs, but back in the mid 2000s people were completely burnt out on that. Playing cards to bankrupt terrorists is cool in its own right.

honestly tho, the Craigs Bond has been getting less and less gritty, and more into the realm of Brosnan/Moore era stuff, which totally kills the vibe he had going before

>'gritty reboot' era
Why gritty sequel era never happened though? Everything got dark knight treatment and became to various degree soulless.

>People were completely burnt out on that
It has nothing to do with that, just that in the post-9/11 era people wanted gritty edgy shit, similar to post-ww2 Hollywood had more gritty noir and action and fewer light comedies that defined the Great Depression.

Actual fans of the series were mostly critical of it and someone even made a Daniel Craig is Not Bond dot com website which is still up to this very day

There's also that
They've handled the sequels terribly and squandered everything new they set up in Casino Royale.
Also the timeline of the 5 new films is a fucking mess. We have:
>CR: Bond as a young spy going on his first mission as a 00
>QoS: sequel to previous movie, now it's a revenge mission
>SF: Bond is now old and comes out of retirement to face his past
>Spectre: Bond is now older and comes out of retirement to face his past
>NTtD: Bond is now even older and comes out of retirement to face his past

Underrated post

jesus, dude, how many times does he have to face his past? although i think the new one is more lea seydoux's past than bond's

You're saying different things but I agree with both of you

I'm curious what your favorite films of the franchise are or even your whole ranking. I haven't seen anything pre-Craig more than once and would like revisit all of them before No Time to Die

Already rewatched Craig's movies and definitely feel it goes Skyfall > Quantum > Spectre
I don't hate any of them aside from Spectre which is trash aside from a moment or two. Quantum had more understandable action than I remembered. Skyfall I saw too many times when it was new, it's still solid but very generic.

If this was true there wouldn't be a man alive with intact balls.

i dropped bond right then and there. the moment they added scat porn to the mix i knew it was over for bond movies. you thought die another day was bad? try watching casino royale with a literal scat cock and ball torture scene.

>In reality, Bond's balls would have exploded in the first strike

You've obviously never watched any CBT porn.

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what in the actual fuck?

I watch a lot of BDSM (gay, of course) and I can tell you it has given me no extra perspective on this scene. I just wanted to share.

giwtwm
someone post the one with the baseball bat

Cognitive behavioral therapy porn? Sounds kinda hot

Just search for ballbusting.

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My ranking is probably what most would consider eccentric or "fanboyish" but here you go:

24) Casino Royale
23) Tomorrow Never Dies
22) Skyfall
21) Spectre
20) Die Another Day
19) Moonraker
18) The Living Daylights
17) Quantum of Solace
16) Goldfinger (yeah yeah I know)
15) Thunderball
14) The World is Not Enough
13) You Only Live Twice
12) The Spy Who Loved Me
11) Goldeneye
10) For Your Eyes Only
9) Diamonds Are Forever
8) From Russia with Love
7) Live and Let Die
6) Octopussy
5) Dr. No
4) On Her Majesty's Secret Service
3) Licence to Kill
2) A View to a Kill
1) The Man With the Golden Gun

Dalton was the best bond, but Brosnan had the best movies. Any boomer would agree, except the ones who get autistic for Connery.

My top 5 would have to be
1. Casino Royale
2. From Russia With Love
3. Dr. No
4. OHMSS
5. Goldfinger

Balls move when they're in the sack. The situation in my post is your ball between my fingers and i press it. Like your press a pea

Based, that's like the first person who's actually agreed with me on this

Man, if my girlfriend even approaches my nuts I start getting squeamish. Gotta pound til my nuts are numb before she can do anything, so there's no way I'm watching ballbusting unless it's for a laugh

based, i love dalton

>Brosnan had the best movies
Fucking what. Yeah Goldeneye was good but come on, man.