True or false: Jurassic Park is a perfect film.
True or false: Jurassic Park is a perfect film
Jacob Sullivan
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Jose Sanchez
True.
Liam Rivera
False. Its gay shit for faggots
Nolan Robinson
I remember I used to work with these people I really hated. One time after work this douchebag and my huge bitch of a boss were talking, and they asked me if any great movies came out after I was born (basically they were trying to make fun of me for being young). I said Jurassic Park and they erupted into laughter. I've never hated someone as much as those assholes in that moment. JP is my favorite movie. Thank god I don't work there anymore, what a nightmare.
Jaxon Hall
It's a 9/10 movie for sure, but perfect? No
It's almost a parody of the book, with a cartoon human cast essentially being window dressing/food for the obligatory dinosaur porn
Very good though
Jackson Sanchez
Also, one time those same two assholes were talking about not wanting to see BR2049, and I interjected and said I actually thought it was incredible, maybe better than the original. They just looked at me with blank stares. They were fucking plebs.
Mason Perry
It's depressing how much the franchise went to shit with Jurassic World, the first 2 sequels were shit but still had something that made them interesting
Nolan James
It's great but starts to have pacing issues in the third act. The tension is absolutely gone by the time you get to the ice cream scene, well acted though it was.
Asher Green
These days even the best films still feel soulless. I would seriously, unironically, not even joking in the slightest, prefer watching JP 3 than any of the JW films
Blake Morgan
Yes, Spielberg's three 10/10 adventure movies are Jaws, Raiders and Jurassic Park.
Anyone who doesn't absolutely adore those three movies (like the cowokers of this user here ) is unironically a subhuman pleb.
Ayden Clark
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Matthew Reyes
False, the CGI in “The Do Move in Herds” lessens the impact of the scene.
John Morris
>the first 2 sequels were shit
user, you're mistaken. JP2 is a great movie and you should feel ashamed.
Colton James
I love Jurrassic Park, but it really isn’t arguable that it pales next to Jaws and Raiders.
Jacob James
>contains prime laura dern
yes
Zachary Ortiz
Maybe you should rewatch it.
Nicholas Green
I have, and that’s informed my opinion. It’s really good, but those two are masterpieces.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Jaws
Jurassic Park
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Indiana Jones
ET
The Terminal
Spielberg was a beast.
Easton Carter
schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
Jonathan Nelson
I never understood this criticism. Did it become mainstream after Nostalgia Critic or was it already prevalent before? I can totally see that line being uttered in a scenario like that. The scientist spent his whole life studying dinossaur bones and could only ever theorize and imagine how they behaved. When he finally sees them in real life he is amazed how he got it right all along. It actually makes quite an impact on me when he says it, like hes so proud his previous work actually was worth something as it was proven right. Why is it people make fun of this line?
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Jurassic Park
that's not Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Austin Fisher
>25 years old
>looked 40
What did they mean by this?
Connor Carter
>Informed
affirmed?
Juan Myers
nigga you illiterate. his current opinion was informed by his recent viewing of jurassic park. if it was affirmed by it then it implies he already had that opinion.
Aiden Sanders
Camden Mitchell
My girlfriend doesn't like Jaws or Indiana Jones and I'm pretty sure hasn't seen JP. She's way younger than me. I'm trying to figure out a way to break up with her but I doubt I'll find someone else.
Christian Reed
I dunno, man, having a pleb gf is hard, but keep in mind women (at least attractive women) with taste in cinema or art are very rare.
Adrian Morgan
Matthew Nguyen
Chase Carter
>car dangling from tree scene
>poorly paced third act
>deus ex saurus
It's a no from me.
Easton Cook
All she does is watch documentaries and Friends.
Jordan Jenkins
how is watching documentaries bad?
Juan Gray
yes, yes it is
Lucas Nelson
>All she does is watch documentaries
based, which ones?
>and Friends
cringe
Ryder Gray
It's not bad but most of the time it's murder documentaries.
Mason Baker
false, but its the closest of any
Christopher Ward
how did i never notic that genarro's bare legs WTF
Tyler Barnes
Murder documentaries is peak normie tv content.
Owen Phillips
9/10
Not enough Muldoon.
Wyatt Kelly
JP = TLW > JW > JP3 > JWE >>>>>>>>>>>>> MCU/NuWars
Easton Sanders
every single shot of this movie could be a poster or whatever to go on your wall. prove me wrong
Nolan Watson
Would have been perfect without that out of nowhere huge drop. And no, you can't explain it.
Joshua Davis
>Raiders
Fuck Raiders. It’s good but Temple of Doom is by far the best Indie movie and JP is better than ToD.
Chase Nguyen
I was thinking he was so scared he actually started shitting when he hid, but I guess he was wearing shorts all the time.
Julian Torres
No, the sound would probably be more like what a canoe would sound like being slapped down onto the water over and over again.
>PACHOOMP PACHOOMP PACHOOMP PACHOOMP PACHOOMP PACHOOMP PACHOOMP PACHOOMP PACHOOMP
Jayden Carter
>prove me wrong
Austin Gomez
when did spielberg go from being a kinofactory to making tripe?
Eli Bell
There was a drop off on the other side of the street?
Ian Torres
True. No real flaws.
Brayden Garcia
that's a still you moron. and it's cropped as well retard.
Nicholas Fisher
Sorry this is incorrect.
Joseph Thomas
kek I thought he was snorting something
Blake Foster
True and Kino cars and building
Josiah Rodriguez
After Munich.
Cooper Allen
A movie where all the charaters are instantly recognizable by their clothes alone.
Tyler Sullivan
The only dated cgi scenes are the sneezing brachiosaurus and a few shots of the raptors in the kitchen. Not gonna say the movie isn't perfect even the most arthouse of films have some technical imperfections what's important is that few movies are so mathematically perfectly paced.
Robert Carter
>Jungle aesthetic > sandy Muslim aesthetic
>better girl
>short round
>Indie kicks the most ass in the franchise
Yeah I’m thinking I’m right.
Easton Hill
For the record the stop motion scenes in Terminator or The Thing are absolutely lovable. If they can't blend in perfectly the effects should at least be pleasing to the viewer.
James Martin
Noah Rogers
>You can't explain that
Camden Butler
>worse girl
>jungle is boring
>annoying kid is annoying