Why did Rey bury Anakins lightsaber in the sand of the planet he hated the most?

because save the cat doesn't cover the hero's journey

Padme's grave gets dug up on the regular by literal necrophiles, they would find the lightsabers.
This fact was well established in the last movie.

Why bury them? Bitch, USE THEM.

Fuck!

Eh?

cuz peequels bad amirite fellow star wars fans?

fuck off

Why don't the make lightsabers more ergonomic? 1% of the designs used look practical to use at length.

the book that has standardized writing in hollywood doesn't cover the hero's journey

Why not? Did they phase it out? I've heard of it before from writers who give out writing advice, save the cat that is. I know all about heroes journey though.

Anakin's lightsaber is the only one that ever looked comfortable to hold. Maybe Palpatines.

yep
preqs suck shit

No it's way to thicc. Try grabbing a 2XL campbell's soup can or something of similar girth and swinging it around.

did you just finish watching the morning stream too? because I was watching it and thought the exact same thing.

Someone called them 'the twins lightsabers' but that irks me because Luke did actually have a lightsaber he built himself.

I don't think people like Lukes lightsaber or green lightsabers in general. It's a shame, I always liked it as a kid.

I was going to say Luke's looks like it could be pretty good, but then I googled it and noticed the shaft does look sort of like a nuisance. Then again, if his dominant hand is the artificial one, maybe its palm is less sensitive and it doesn't matter.

>Someone called them 'the twins lightsabers' but that irks me because Luke did actually have a lightsaber he built himself.
Yeah they just kinda forgot that.

Really? That's weird. I liked it a lot as a kid too. I think it's one of the most invigorating lightsabers to watch, given its relatively unique color, and how every time Luke turns it on, someone gets their shit demolished. He built it himself too, so it means a lot more than the blue one imo.

Anakin loves sand bro

How the fuck would she know he hated sand?

Because JJ is a genuine hack who only had a surface level understanding of Star Wars

It's a portal to the Sea Hole, which represented menarche, as this dry barren one represents menopause and single divorcee Boomer catladies 'living their best life' spending their children and grandchildren's legacies on COOF cruises and poseur wine tasting parties with other Locust Generation roasties.

How the fuck would that make more sense? She met Luke.

disney has this weird obsession with lightsabers
that they are something more than just tools
Luke lost his so he just build a new one

Rey wouldn't but the writers do. It's symbolic of them not giving a shit. Or it shows they don't know nor care about Star Wars.

she had never met him before and the series was supposed to end where it started

Having one of their prosthetic limbs in the star wars universe as a jedi or melee user would probably be a huge advantage. I'd imagine their would be all sorts of ways to adjust the grip strength when needed or any other modification.

>Why not?
Because save the cat is/was an attempt to take all the most successful movies in history and boil them down to a repeatable formula, successful hero's journey movies are outliers that often deviate from the hero's journey.

Furthermore hero's journey is a long-form format, thus not exactly compatible with 90 minutes.

How would she know luke is from there she thought luke was a myth.

>I don't think people like Lukes lightsaber or green lightsabers in general
Green doesn't work with the orange/blue modern aesthetic, so they had to throw it away

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I remember reading once that Anakin used to mess with his arm a bunch, so maybe he did some stuff to it. I think the implication behind R2-D2 doing all that shit in ROTS was supposed to be that Anakin modded him out.

Because a movie for children is too complex for modern writers to understand. Ani and Luke existed on Tattooine therefore we must end with a twin suns shot because I’m a college writer and dude it’s like pottery.

Because Luke's ghost told her, retard.

I know this isn't really on topic with the thread but I suspect there's plenty of nerds in here who can tell me, so I might as well ask here.

What's #PencilsDown?

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Basically this, except I think even a college writer would be able to see that this is a thematic error.

why did yoda burn the scared jedi texts when there was information in one of them that rey saved that was crucial to the last movie?

This, I keep seeing it everywhere. The hell is this shit?

It's actually a perfect metaphor for how the mouse destroyed all of the Skywalker's accomplishments. After decades of battle and adventure the legacy of a bloodline that shaped the cosmos is little more than junk to be buried where the progenitor was born a slave.

Just an editorial mandate to comic book creators in the big 2 companies to stop their scheduled works for the moment, since the industry (as most industries) have stopped for the moment.

It's very flippant and thoroughly disrespectful, because the arrogant heir to the tyranny they spent their entire lives fighting is the one that did it, and she'll just walk off and forget about them.

He knew she took them... I guess? Look the plot is retarded.

>obsession with lightsabers
It’s backwards writing. Lightsabers are popular with fans so they must be forced into the plot.
Vader is too iconic to be just a henchman baddie as in New Hope. He becomes space jesus because he was popular. The force is a mysterious low magic power that can’t really defeat legions of phaser users. But it’s popular with fans so there’s a power inflation until you can rip star destroyers apart and lift tens of thousands of them in the air.
Yoda struggled to raise an x wing.

Power inflation is insidious.

I get the feeling Yoda knew she took them and just wanted Luke to get over it because he was stressing over nothing. TLJ kind of sucks, so I don't know why you'd try and make sense of it. Unless you were being facetious in which case my bad.

fyi: you're helping disney's wordcloud by avoiding using disney when criticizing disney

because she didn't know either of them and had zero connection to anyone from the ot

Remember that pic from their office with the chick standing next to a poster of Luke with a giant X over his face? They don't care and actively wanted to hurt the legacy of the films.

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Should have chucked it out a space window on Bespin

But you can choose your family! That’s actually the theme of the sequels. Perfect for a nation of rootless mutts with single mothers on their third step dad.

But the writers should have known. It doesn't matter what the character knew, the writers were writing a story and that should have mattered. It clearly didn't to the.

>that they are something more than just tools
>Luke lost his so he just build a new one
Well, to a full fledged Jedi they're not. At least, not really. There might be a modicum of reverence applied to them from those outside of the Jedi Order, like Grievous or a neophyte like early Luke. Although even then it's debatable; if early Luke had any reverence for the thing at all, it was probably mostly due to the fact it was his fathers, not that it was a Jedi's sword.

Anyway, Luke building a new one elicits a reaction from Vader, so even though the Jedi are more detached from them than an onlooker like the average Galactic shmuck or, like someone else said, audience members, would be, there IS a degree of significance to them.

Its honestly the best ending to the sequels.
>on tatooine because remember it despite luke and anakin hating the planet
>lukes actual lightsaber is nowhere to be found because fuck him
>rey takes the skywalker name because she's the best
I found have wrote a better one.

that actually sparked a split second of rage in me and i've actively avoided any nuwars (Jedi: Fallen Order aside) so far

>Anakins
she perceives it as Luke's

Eh. Star Wars did sort of originate from that aforementioned nation, even if it derived influence from other cultures, so saying it's perfect for America is a fallacy, especially when many Americans don't even like it.

Also the found family theme isn't a problem or necessarily a bad message, it's just that it's lamely applied to these new movies like a band-aid and it isn't really there.

The big leaks that were pretty dead on about what made it into the film and what was cut and proven later by shit like artbooks and stuff, said one of the variations of the ending showed that Rey had basically taken various parts from both to build her lightsaber, so her burying them was a little less like burying Luke and Leia (even though it's not Luke's saber) and a little more disposing parts she didn't have use for.

my point was she was a worthless edition to sw

Fallen Order is surprisingly based. Even though I know that it's a relatively average piece of media, something about it makes me really enjoy it.

I grew up on the OT, when I saw it I kept thinking about it for a week or more.

Aren't lightsabers a rare thing? How is try going to teach the next generation of Jedi if she has no lightsabers to give them?

You can build them out of anything if you have the crystals for em. One was made from a speeder bike handle and other parts in the books.

>on tatooine because remember it despite luke and anakin hating the planet
I mean really, one of the first things Luke says to C-3PO when they're first getting to know each other is
>"If there's a bright center of the universe you're on the planet that it's farthest from."
And every Star Wars movie except ROTS (and TROS) goes out of its way to drive home the point that it's a shithole.

Yikes.

I think he means training sabers, but yeah, I guess she could just build more.