What would your one liner be Yas Forums?

What would your one liner be Yas Forums?

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His head didn't pop off?

>Based this.

My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

YEET

FUCK and SUCK, CHUCK!

BAZINGA

"Dodge this" is the password for my encrypted drive

I was 13 when I saw it at the cinema.
I wonder what my modern self would think of it. It's quite edgy.

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now it's 6000001

THIS ONE IS FOR TERRANCE ANDREW DAVIS

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Sneed

DOMED HIM

LETSS GOOOO

RIGHT CHAT

YOLO

SCHWACKED

LOOK OUT IT'S LOADED HAH TOO LATE AHAHAHA NOOB AHAHAHAH

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Hasta luego.

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Yeah... THAT just happened!

CHEQUE PLEASE!

>"You get what you fucking deserve."

It's just been revoked.

eat shit and die

Siri, we need guns.

*Game over*.

>BOOM HEADSHOT.

Fuck AI
Fuck VR
And fuck robots too

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can't wait to post this on my tiktok!

fuck jannies

WHY DIDNT HE DO A THREAT SWEEP
WHY THE FUCK DID HE NOT DO A THREAT SWEEP
SHE WAS RIGHT THERE AND HE KNEW IT
WHY THE FUCK DID HE JUST ALLOW HER TO WALK UP AND SHOOT HIM

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Downvoted and reported.

*BLAM*

BOTTOM TEXT

AGENT MORE LIKE GAYGENT LMAO *bhops away*

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BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

THE MATRIX MORE LIKE THE GAYTRIX ROFL

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"My bad!"

follow the shite rabbit u dirty lil bitch lolmfao

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Epstein didn't kill himself.

*BLAMO*

sent regards to my old toaster

I wouldn't say anything,I would listen and that's what nobody did.

Beretta's are the most kino pistol. Mine has been my quarantine buddy

Filtered

>Crunchatize me Cap'n

Check THESE

omae wa mou shindeiru

Fuck women and minorities

>Heheheh, sorry kid, but I'm afraid your time has come. it's nothing personal though, I'm sure you'd understand.
>This is what you get for challenging me. A mistake you will never repeat again.
>I call this pistol Beata Maria. Because that's who you'll be seeing after I'm done with you, heheh.

"midge"

Their my crab legs and i want them now

This is a rip-off of Yas Forums's crit quote threads

Heh

Tooling up for a big job, covered in weapons and ready to go
>looks like I'm tooled up for a big job, covered in weapons and ready to go

After taking out a squad of goons on my own
>*cums absolutely everywhere* sorry about cumming everywhere

Before the big showdown with a main villain
>I'm ready for my close-up *I touch my toes* Feraligator!

After beating the main villain
>Hissssssssssssssss!

Say cheese and die

that's your one liner?

COWABUNGA BEYOTCH

No.....You're fuuuuckED!

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t. armchair operator

YES, AND I'M STILL RIGHT
WHY THE FUCK DID HE NOT SHOOT THE WOMAN HE KNEW WAS RIGHT THERE
SHE WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE
ARMED
STARING AT HIM
NEO LITERALLY JUST TALKED TO HER
AND HE ALLOWED HER TO WALK UP AND SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD

4 you.

>dodge this

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Chuck on this suckling receptacle.

real life isn't like a movie user

>I came here to seed and feed, and I'm all out of feed

Kek

Clint?

FUCK CIA NIGGERS

"wow"

"Suck my penis you fat chink kike."