>I was there Gandalf, 2 weeks ago.
>I was there when the strength of our supply chains failed
I was there Gandalf, 2 weeks ago
Lucas King
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Dylan Stewart
>T-The NAFTA deal was broken!
Ryan Ortiz
Anyone else’s sense of time all fucked up at the moment? Weeks feel like months.
Ryan Rivera
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>hey! Ho! To the toilet I go
>to heal my ass and drown my hole
>stock may fall and market may blow,
>but there still be many miles to go
>sweet is the sound of the pouring stock,
>and the shit that falls from hill to plain.
>better than pain or rippling poop...
>is a mug of coom inside this cock!
Henry Cooper
Me but the opposite.
It feels like it's been 3 days but a whole week and a half just passed by.
Cooper Harris
>Isildur! Practice social distancing!
Brandon Hall
>What is this new devilry
>A Wuflu— a virus of the ancient Wuhan
>This illness is beyond any vaccine… ISOLATE
Anthony Johnson
The year 2020 of the modern age...here follows the account of Broseph, Dude of Florida and the finding of the Coronavirus. It has come to me; all those who follow in my wake will be infected by it anyway so I will risk no self-isolation
Oliver Jones
>Ride out and go to work with me.
>For death and glory?
>For the economy, for our 401k's.
Liam Brooks
Let Corona come! There is one Italian in Europe who still draws breath!
Jeremiah Sanders
kek
Adrian Watson
BOEING CALLS FOR AID
Luke Wright
SCUM TRIED TO SNEEZE ON ME! KILL HIM!
Noah Stewart
Shares..... buy-ins.....
Samuel Rodriguez
*sees one last roll of toilet paper*
Hunter Hill
This is a new one. Nice
Kevin Wilson
Austin Morales
>What is it, what do you smell?
>Dingleberries
Joseph Johnson
> small
> hairy
> loud
It fits
Owen Garcia
>ABANDON YOUR ROLLS
>FLEE FROM YOUR ISLES
Luis Jones
We have had 564 cases and 22 deaths. It is well under control. The stock market looks very good to me.
Justin Morris
It began with the allotment of the Great Shares. Three were given to the Elves, fiscally responsible and wisest of all investors. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mineral ores. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire owner's equity. But they were all of them overwritten, for another share as issued. In the land of Mordor, in the stock exchanges of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron allotted in secret a preference share, to control all others. And into this stock he poured his voting power, his unlimited liability and his will to dominate all market capital. One Shareholder to rule them all.
Josiah Perry
ROOOOOOOOOOOGGHHHHHHHHchoo
Grayson Garcia
the "weekend" is almost here for me, wfh is very strange
Jason Cox
>buy in the the dip, yes, yes, buy in the dip
Hunter Young
>hobbit open air festival was canceled
Logan Smith
Kek
Julian White
yes, same. i've noticed it really badly since this shit started.
Gabriel Perez
Liam Stewart
Levi Nguyen
William Myers
>Sam, do you know the chloroquine plant?
>Chloroquine?
>Trumpsfoil
>Trumpsfoil, aye, it's a fishbowl cleaner
>It may help to slow the corona
Justin Campbell
Oh boy, that's a good one
Adrian Rogers
Glad you like it.
Ethan Rodriguez
this disease does not belong to one man but all
James Watson
Corona... You fear to go into those cities. The chinese dined to greedily and too raw. You know what they awoke in the wet markets of Wuhan... Virus and Contagion
Adam Fisher
Isaiah Sullivan
>*sniffs on Elrond's neck*
>"No..."
Juan King
Nine new cases. So be it. You shall be quarantined for three months.
Benjamin Long
Sebastian Butler
Wait... There are protrusions. It's some form of influenza.
Jonathan Kelly
>Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled ICUs of Milano. Hand sanitizer, facial masks, respirators!
Aiden White
lmao based
Dylan Kelly
Jason Flores
Why did the elves lose all will to fight against evil when they stood in mount doom and isildur said "no"?
Joseph Martinez
>This is no hospital...It is a tomb
Samuel Powell
>for the rolls
Adrian Taylor
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ICU WARD
Dominic Cook
>The world economy will fall, all indices will be red.
Aiden Roberts
>What do you know about hygiene? NOTHING!
Henry Young
lmao
Nathaniel Torres
Well played
Liam Turner
>Gandalf: "Ching chong chinamen and their bat eating chinky chinky chongy, slitty slanty Chinese diseases."
>Everyone: *rolls eyes and facepalms*
>Elrond: "Never before has any voice uttered such xenophobia here in Imladris!"
>Gandalf: "I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the chinky plague of Wuhan may yet be spread to every corner of the West!"
Joshua Bennett
>It is in Toilet Rolls that we must place our hope.
>Toilet Rolls? Toilet Rolls are weak. The fabric of the paper is all but spent, its strength and soaking capacity forgotten. It is because of Toilet Rolls the Diarrhea survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand diseases ago. I was there the day the strength of Toilet Rolls failed.
Caleb Peterson
This scene has potential but this is just poor
Luke Young
Top kek.
Brayden Long
One can’t simply walk into ultra inflation. There are dollars and cents there they do not sleep.
Logan Carter
Well played sir
David Cook
kek
Angel Ward
AAAGH VIRUS AND MONEY AND SHIT
Lincoln Kelly
>CO-RO-NA
>Coof it
>Spread it
>Say it's just the flu
Angel Watson
heh
Luke Scott
This is like some chinese cartoon where everyone is forced to become a jobless shut in like the MC and I have to say it's pretty kino so far. Here's to the year of the bat!
Brayden Hill
For bog rolls
Elijah Fisher
A hoarder is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when the toilet paper is being refilled.
Easton Watson
Wuhan... you fear to go into that city. The chinks ate too greedily and too rawly. You know what they awoke in the darkness of the wet markets... fever and coughs!