>alien planet
>has TWO moons
Alien planet
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>arrive to alien planet
>see two moons
>"We're not in Kansas anymore"
A trope I unironically love. It's especially kino when one of the moons is massive.
lol wouldn't they bump off each other
That's just a Wizard of Oz reference
>wizard of oz had two moons
That's not how orbit works, smooth brain.
Try holding out against three suns, friend.
It’s exponentially more kino when the “planet” is the moon of a gas giant.
Gee billy
>wizard of oz had two moons
Nah, they're just spotlights against some fog.
>They speak American
>alien planet
>it's an entire planet but it only has one ecosystem and only like one major city/villain base
Most planets have multiple moons, and most star systems are binary-star systems.
>dude gravity and space are totally real!
>alien planet
>consists of a single biome
>a planet has a moon
>it's not a moon
What was Yas Forums's consensus on this movie?
>alien planet is just a forest somewhere in Georgia
I liked this one a lot.
>alien planet in the future
>the twist is it's just a fucked up Earth
>alien planet has futuristic cities and highly advanced technology
>turns out it's Earth but in the distant past
>aliens can speak English
>aliens tongue my anus
what does kino mean?
>inb4 lurk more newfag.
just tell me doosh
lmao
wow how crazy would it be to have 3 suns orbiting your planet
>aliens won't tongue my anus
>alien planet
>it's a desert
>human planet
>claim the went to moon
>it was actually a simulation
they*
>alien steals a cow
>alien planet is actually a massive space lifeform
(((they)))*
>earth like planet called terra
>sun is sol
>blacks are called niggers
>tries to become independent
fuck jannies desu
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Fuck off racist
everything is called with the latin word, you have a racist mind
why doesn't Earth have more moons?
why is our planet so boring
If earth had two moons you'd be complaining that we were just like Mars and how it would be cool if we only had one moon.
Kino=Thing you like
>alien planet
>has binary suns and their right next to each other
>alien planet has a moon with the image of a handprint on it, signifying the divine right of a specific race on the planet.
>snow planet / jungle planet / sand planet / city planet
This trope is so gay. Mars is so close to earth and so reliant on it that it would never truly develop enough of an identity to desire independence. Maybe the first habitable world we colonize besides earth would.
>land on an alien planet
>”when are we?”
>”no...you should asking WHERE are we”
>I'm not a retard. I'm an enlightened genius.
>Alien species are just humans but with different skin color.
Fucking hate that meme
>human planet other than Earth
>huge circular light patterns all interconnected by long lines of lights as if the entire fucking surface is covered by city
>alien planet
>it looks like a wasteland
Star Gate is guilty of like 1000 accounts of this but it I like it anyway
>most alien species are literally just humans
I was surprised at how lazy Star Trek was with its aliens even if it was made in the 60's
Don't forget Water and Fire planets
>land on planet
>hurr gravity is 74% of earths (or some shit)
>hurr "close enough"
>they walk around like it's the same
>planet orbits too close to the sun every 500 years and wipes out 99% of the population
>land on a jungle planet
>weird flying things that look like pterodactyls
>sound of monkeys "ooing" can be heard everywhere
>alien planet
>the most intelligent species looks like a mix between an octopus and a balloon
They wanted actors to be able to emote and their costumes and sets budget was like 10 bucks
>
>planet other than earth
>has sentient life
>alien civilisation is an empire
>go to /x/ and ask user what they believe another sapient lifeform looks like
>posts this shit
I never particularly appreciated eosapien because he has hands. It's such an ancient idea. To think digital manipulators are the only way someone could interact with their surroundings is an incredibly human-centric xenoview
>star wars
>there are no aliens
What
>the aliens don't have countries or factions, run by an alien with a big brain
>humans still win despite barely having achieved space flight
Better yet:
>humans still win despite only recently having achieved space flight while keeping 99,9% of the planet in the dark
>also lose several thousands and trillions worth of equipment in the process, but none is the wiser
I pull the "incredibly human-centric xenoview" card when companies poop out the bottom row in live action rather than the top
Practicality.
>Gay planet
>One inhabitant
>(You)
Was my paw
>Saturn ring pops up from horizon
But Han and Luke are running around alongside a giant dog that walks on two legs and carries a bolt
>be a hollywood exec. in 20th century
>do a movie about "muh aliens"
>hire competent actors
>half of them are never even seen because they are in ridiculous costumes that cost way too much to make
Do you maybe see why the aliens tend to be humanoid?
>aliens show up
>the "twist" is that they're an offshoot of humanity
>the air seems....[looks at wrist watch]...breathable [takes off helmet]
>group is called "NASA"
>It's actually a shadow government that invented the popular idea of space in the 60s to fool the population