ITT actually good horror movies

>Evil Dead 2013
People who say that the first movie is better than this one are at best hipsters, at worst actually delusional. The first evil dead movie is not scary whatsoever, and was so unintentionally campy that the sequels actually became comedies. This movie has good aesthetic, good jump scares, lots of blood without dwelling on gross-out gore, inbred occult magic wielding hill cults and the best cabin in the woods tropes executed very well. The plot point of the girl who gets possessed going through heroin withdrawal was also a masterful touch in my opinion.

Watch this with people who haven't seen it or a girl, a lot of people get filtered by it.

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>watching and enjoying horror movies produced after 1997

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I liked it too.

So what do you recommend? I've heard the leprechaun movies are fun

>mfw that guy gets stabbed to shit with a needle

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>half the runtime is the most famous scenes copy/pasted from The Exorcist
>other half is actors staring right into the camera, cutting their shitty make-up off
easily my biggest disappointment last decade

>filtered

Rec.
The english remake is good too.

>The Thing
>Friday The 13 by Rob Zombie
>13 Ghosts
>Cube
>The Strangers
>The Crazies
>10 Cloverfield Lane
>The Dentist
>Noroi (the curse)

just watch pic related over and over and realize how far backwards we've gone in craft

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Oh man I forgot about [Rec]. /x/ went nuts for that man, what a good movie. I think the V/H/S and the 2nd one were pretty well done too. Did they ever make a third one?

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Is this the one where they capture a zombie and it's rotted to hell and goes
> uuuuurrrgh we need brains for the pain raaaahhhhh
?

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Good movie, not very scary though

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No, you're thinking of Return of The Living Dead.

There's that one user who keeps spamming stuff from this. Is it decent or what he makes it seem like fanfiction . net tier yuri b8

You're a tremendous retard for your thoughts on the orignal film, but the 2013 remake is pretty good.

>characters from the first come back as zombies in the sequel
Kino.

The Wailing.

ATMOSPHERIC BURN BURN

If you're looking for a movie to watch I'd say go ahead. Just keep in mind the first 15 minutes can be quite cringe inducing. After that it really starts to pick up.

Is VHS the one with the cult? That was really cool.

>The first evil dead movie is not scary whatsoever, and was so unintentionally campy that the sequels actually became comedies.
>You're a tremendous retard for your thoughts on the orignal film, but the 2013 remake is pretty good.
>Evil Dead II (also known in publicity materials as Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn)[4] is a 1987 American comedy horror film directed by Sam Raimi, and a parody sequel to The Evil Dead
>Army of Darkness (also known as Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness and marketed as such on some home releases)[2] is a 1992 American dark fantasy comedy horror film directed and co-written by Sam Raimi,
HE ACTUALLY DID IT, RAIMI THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

What do people think of the Banshee chapter?

jane doe

°REC

I'm actually lurking this thread right now. Threadposter, not the webmposter Not the one you replied to tho.
I'd recommend Re-Animator and both versions of Night of the Living Dead. Best horror kino is when there's interesting character dynamics, not just shlocky gore.

No one's arguing that the sequels aren't comedies, you tremendous retard.

The movie would've been better if the corpse had been blacked.

but what if Ginger Snaps really is good? Ever thought of that?

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>Friday The 13 by Rob Zombie

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but there is no black actor? that's why it's based

I don't watch horror movies anymore. It's not good to fill your head with that stuff and I've never been happier since I stopped watching.

People shouldn't remake movies. You're admitting that you have no new ideas. It's cancer eating itself.

The Thing
The Departed

both cured cancer

So what are you arguing? That the first evil dead was actually scary and that this sequence of events happened for no reason? Make an actual point or fuck off retard. In the original tree rape scene it looks like she got jabbed in the pussy with a bo staff. It could be in like a shit TNMT 80s porno or something.

The abused michael who taped up his dad after he beat that kid to death with a log in the woods was peak creepy aesthetic. The mental hospital shots were decent, and the girls were really hot. What was the problem?

Criminally underrated film, Dawn > Day >Night.

The Thing wasn't a remake, it was an adaptation from a novel.
The Departed was 6/10. Sorry.

>F13
>Michael

>underrated
Where are you getting your ratings from?

Rec is fucking amazing

the point being made was that it was, "halloween" and not "friday the 13th." Michael not Jason you fool.

Based ESL

People shat all over Day when it was released whereas Dawn and Night were hailed as the second coming of Christ.

I don't know. The first one back then when I was a young teen it scared the fuck out of me, it's the only horror movie that have done that for me.

The Exorcist Theatrical Edition. As someone who hates the entire genre of horror, this movie was supremely well made and left an impression. And I'm not some boomer that watched it back in the day, either. I only watched this for the first time within the last 5 years or so and it's a really good movie. It's a horror movie with an actual story line.

I definitely appreciate the classic zombie movies. What else would you patricians dare to recommend? Sidenote can we all just be grateful that zombieshit has died down in pop culture? The saturation was insane there for a while. Especially if you knew a "that guy" who was really into it and wanted to talk about all of the shittiest most obscure and groteste/stupid/both plots and effects

DOES A BITCH GET RAPED BY A TREE IN THE 2013 VERSION

Pontypool, an interesting take on zombies.

Oh yeah okay look it's quarantine month and I woke up and started drinking like 4 and a half hours ago and it's 9am sorry give me horror movies

So people in 1985 "underrated" a movie that you liked. How can we stop this from happening again? Clearly they should rate it in accordance with your standards. The absolute bastards. Let's build a time machine to stop movies from ever getting underrated again.

Does this count as horror, or is it a thriller? I don't understand how this genre works.

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unironically yes

>cheap digital zoom intensifies

Itallian's really fucking loved making zombie movies after Dawn hit.
Check out Nightmare City. It's a nice intro to the genre.

>getting this assblasted over a simple opinion

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What an absolute shit opinion to proclaim

My opinion is underrated.

if it spooks me its horror, it it thrills me its thriller.

list your top 10 picks of horror movies released after 1997. I want to watch some fucking movies you catty homos