So after watching Tiger King, who was in the wrong?

literally every human in this show was 'in the wrong'. what an awe inspiring collection of human filth/insanity, truly wretched awful people and I couldn't stop watching them for a second

All of them, every single one for different reasons. The Cuban guy and the guy who built the zoo were pretty based though.

The FBI mommy was sexy

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The guy with 4 wives was pretty cool, the guy who cremated little tigers

The one that looked & sounded like Kim from BCS? I'm not counting the regular people in that assessment, just the big cat freaks.

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I thought she sounded exactly the same as Lori from Silicon Valley.

The guy who renamed himself Bhagavan, has a "degree" in mystical Chinese medicine, pretended to be an Indian guru until the 90's and ran a sex cult? Nah he was one of the worst ones.
Also he likes fake tits so he's reprehensible for his bad taste.

>Tigers
>in Africa

Please remember to refer to Saff as he/him, and don't you dare fucking deadname him shitlords

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Not him but the doc dealt with all manner of big cats including lions and shit as well as bears, snakes, wolves, apes etc

you’re just jealous

After watching what, sorry? Oh, the latest Netflix Mirval Varketed garbage? No, I didn't watch that. I'm not retarded.

>Mirval Varketed
>I'm not retarded.

A little, sure. In terms of his finances and holdings.

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How much of a brainlet do you have to be, that you actually type out spoonerisms?

>we can save the hand
>no thanks just cut it off don't want to make the gay drug addled polygamist animal smuggler look bad while he's shooting his gun in the air being filmed for a reality tv show lol
she's a retard

He was pretty chad and I respect his choices. They did not focus on these people enough. I hope he still has the job and gets more than 100 dollars

>He

>renamed himself Bhagavan, has a "degree" in mystical Chinese medicine, pretended to be an Indian guru until the 90's and ran a sex cult

sounds pretty based ngl

I said I respect it nigga

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>chad
lol
>I respect his choices
Which ones? Sticking her hand in a tiger cage or having it amputated for no real reason?

they have no friends or family and don't realize most people use someone else's account

I think he said he didnt the cats to look bad

all

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Best synthesis of Tiger King: youtube.com/watch?v=gpHtQUcWIaY

>losing the hand doesn't make the tigers look bad
She did it for monetary reasons, they are all obvious methheads. She's set for life on disability and Army pension.

>Cats are stupid, but whatever, to each its own

Bravo, turd

>15 minutes of Brendan Schaub
no thanks, also
>synthesis
what?

>synthesis
the combination of ideas to form a theory or system.

>I'm not gonna watch it, but I'm still going to feel entitled to ask you questions about it

Dilate

what do you need 30 minutes of Schaub? I feel ya, homie

this. every single person in that park is clearly a meth addict, including joe.

I know what it means, ESL. The word doesn't apply at all.
Oh don't worry, I don't want to know any more lol

yeah I watched it after it being shilled so heavily here by netflix, it's not an amazing doc like The Jinx

>I know what it means, ESL. The word doesn't apply at all.

What a daring synthesis, captain autism

Schaub literally had no idea what was going on in the doc

We need a Doc Antle documentary. Every single time he was on camera I got more and more intrigued about his tiger sex cult and his followers

Absolutely based

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I don't understand his brain. I could watch something and forget details, so I get that, but how does he get so many things completely wrong?

Surprised Louis Theroux hasn't done one on him yet.

at first he seemed like an obvious salesman but he really is fascinating and alpha as fuck, he seems like everything jeff lowe wanted to be

Does Louis ask stupid questions because he has stupid ideas, or is he pandering to a stupid audience?

how can someone watch the same shit I did and get so much of what he shares wrong

>a zoo
That's a cage, moron.

Go fuck yourselfarino

>"If I was gonna...if someone was gonna kill somebody all they'd need to do was just rub some sardine oil on them."

Bitch told on herself.

No.

They are all fucking nuts

Both. He virtue signals like it's about to go out of style.

>He
>Chad
>His

Brainlet take. One of the guys in the documentary puts it quite well when he says
"Wild animals dont choose to have a territory of hundreds of km, they have to."
A big enough cage, no reason it's bad. A tiger travels 50km for a meal of a drink. If he doesnt need to find a meal or a drink you can greatly reduce that area

but it got a little hazy, it got a little crazy and the COPS said there's somethin' wrooooong hier.

Looks like Daniel Craig in drag

>wage slave mentality: the post
I bet you decorate your cubicle.

Okay but why did Jeff Lowe get involved with a failing zoo in the midst of litigation? Did he want baby tigers to take to vegas that badly?

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The producers.

You have to go back

Do you think Doc has all his girls line up on all fours and then proceeds to mount them and roar like a lion as he pumps their virgin pussies?

You for having Netflix

I thought the guy with no legs was cool.

they are both evil wackos
but Joe is at least very enjoyable