Rate my girlfriends asshole, It smells like poop and I love sniffing it...

Get a load of this fag

Does your girlfriend drink a lot of coffee?

why are you posting your girlfriend's asshole on Yas Forums

>being this wrong

Shitposting is the core of this board.

Ya. I work in a hospital as a nurse in the operating room, but our operating room is closed and unfortunately I have to help out on the floor for the time being. And the smell of shit on the floor disgusts me, it's a huge reason why I work in the OR instead. But I love smelling my gfs shit, farts, and and asshole.

No, I do not drink coffee because I do not like having to depend on substances to function and I forbid her from drinking it as well. Plus I don't want it to stain her teeth.

it's a mystery-box

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.
Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

what's that thing where her balls should be?

Why do non-whites have brown assholes? It's cringe.

Because it is 1:19am and I am bored. Why not?

Ok reddit.

disgusting. I see no feminine penis in this pic, are you a fag or something OP?

So in other words faggots like bleached assholes? Sounds about right to me.

Faggot detected.

CAUSE THEY BROWN NUS

Women are disgusting.

The lack of Dick is disgusting
At least balls but not even

This thread stays up but the mods delete a thread about south american film

Because this is a shitposting board, not a television and film board faggot.

Also Looks japanese if You ask me f. A m

Gook shit lmao

Fun fact — when you’re in love you put up with gross shit. Oxytocin gets released and in combination with dopamine and serotonin it hijacks your brain and allows you to put up with disgusting shit as part of a ‘bonding process’ with your lover.

what the fuck is wrong with everyone, why do you literally like poop?

Weird looking pussy.

melanin stains from BBC

No she is a tiny viet cong.

Hmm maybe, but it's not that I put up with it, I legit love it. I love sniffing her asshole, even after she shits. I make her blow me on the toilet while she shits and then sniff her asshole when she's done.

This. Chicks with balls are really hot and totally NOT gay.

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that's gross

>not bleaching your asshole
mine is bleached and I’m male what excuse to femoids have

hahahahaha this fucking thread hahahahahahahaha

Literally a scat fetishist. Die in a housefire, subhuman.

You tell me Mr.Asshole

asian.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

nice 7/10, does she forcefully squeeze her asshole around your dick or does she keep it nice and loose?

Dark assholes are kino. I don't want a safe pink bleached asshole that's what pussies are for

Ya, I mean like I said before, the smell of shit anywhere else or from anyone else grosses me out like any normal person. But I love the smell of her shit, it's weird bros. I don't get it.

Because only faggots prefer bleached assholes. Why would women do something to please a gay man?

Nope, the only times I've ever gotten poop on me were accidentally after fucking her in the ass and little pieces of poo got smeared on my penis. Other than that I have never gotten shit on my body nor have any desire to do so. I just like smelling her asshole.

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Gross

She squeezes it, Every time I fuck her in the ass I make her to try and poop it out.

MORE

Op post face.

*SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

post more please, im horny

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you got a good woman, I envy you.

This girl im fucking. Her asshole never smells like shit. And when I fuck her my dick does not smell like shit either. Its honestly magical. And she does no prep for it either.

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She has a healthy diet.

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
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Yo da dub dub
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
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Yo da dub dub

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
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Be bop ba bodda bope
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Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman

Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuition
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you

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This is what this site is now

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Sauce

who?

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Cuz Argies are cringe

asshole is not the same as poop. a poop coloured asshole is not preferrable to one that is pink and cute

That's all I have on my phone of her asshole, sorry. I don't feel like getting out of bed and going on my PC. And for the guy saying face, no, all my pictures of her face on my phone have exif data and I don't feel like getting doxxed and I don't know how to remove it on my phone.

Thanks senpai.

Sucks for you.

I missed it

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>south american

kek get that shit out of here

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oopies, sorry user! I didn't know you were behind me!! I'm sorry!!!!

>this is a shitposting board, not a television and film board faggot.

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Plz jesus give me sauce, i took 30mg of adderall and i want to shine me knob

My mom.

god i wish i was a sexy girl

...

I want a gf that takes joy in sitting on my face and brapping.

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Lucky man. Be careful not to puncture her.

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blessed thread
feels like old /sp/

christ, what a life

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It's honestly great. I make my girlfriend drink some of my protein shake after the gym just so she can fart in my face later. I normally don't like her drinking a protein shake because I don't want her to gain any weight though so I only let her drink a little but it's enough for her to get some nice braps out of her.

Hhaha good one

Fucking nice.

BioShock 2.

i don't know, but it p0wns my dick

>only time I like that smell, if it is somebody elses it'd disgust me

that means you are in love and need to get married so you can keep smelling that same smell till you get old and die. womans assholes and pussies smell good because of pheromones just like their armpits and feet.

>tfw no gamer gf to cosplay and sit on my face while she games
seriously fuck my life

Based

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check out the nuts on that guy

here's the whole webm

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I am a theatre tech and I am not keen to go back to the wards. I thought I paid my dues already wiping thousands of ass's but alas Monday heralds new taints to clean

>Lara Croft cosplay
>playing Bioshock 2
I mean, Bioshock 2 is kino, but I'd expect her to be playing Tomb Raider Underworld or something.

Oh u

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How in the fuck do you have an exif file on your phone?

I like hairy buttholes

>that hairy asshole
I pick that one

Good job jannies
96 posts on this thread
good fucking job

Pick your European brap queen.

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Ya, I think I am just going to quit my job for the time being because I have no interest in working on the floor and dealing with shit, piss, and all that other gross stuff. Hopefully this corona bullshit blows over soon so they reopen the OR.

Idk, but back in the day like 9 years ago I took a photo with my phone and naively uploaded it directly here and got doxxed, luckily they got my neighbors address and not mine. Either way, I am not keen on getting doxxed again so I'm not going to risk it by posting any more pictures I've taken with my phone.

>dingleberries

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what happened to the bot guy

The Danish

So a thread about an anus with a picture of an actual anus stays up for half an hour but my thread about berniefags getting BTFO is deleted almost instantly. How is this fair?