It's one of the smallest, uh, weap-- .45's ever made. It's one my backups, one of my personal backups

>>It's one of the smallest, uh, weap-- .45's ever made. It's one my backups, one of my personal backups.

Seagull gun... Jonathan Livingston Seagull reference. OP is inferring someone should shoot themselves in the head.

Stupid Pollack dance... OP's inferring someone is a dumb Pollack.

Typical ninjitsu street theater.

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I'll be back tomorrow... FULL BORE.

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Holy shit is this a clip from Decker?

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No.

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all the guns he is going through are just 1911 variants

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Is this, I dare say, Kino?

EASY

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This is way fucking funnier than it has any right to be

>Seagal is too fat to move fast so they had to put him on a hoverboard

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youtube.com/watch?v=B1jIlljXq2Y

absolutely amazing

>*grabs your punani*
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How do I get his hairline?

Are you okay?

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unironically
what did he mean by this
I also really appreciate the editing here, these security camera shots and the shots of random goons standing around really add a lot to the scene

shoe polish

what is his obsession with eastern europe

Dhis 16. IV.. Dhe Bride Is Pregnant, Y/All..

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>Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Official Trailer

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What the fuck is this lmao

Seagal paid a bunch of MMA fighters to call him sensei

He used the chance to make himself look legit

Is the dude fucking insane?

I miss birthday posting

>Seagal showing off his guns mixed with home security footage
>"its one of my backups my personal backups isn't that amazing"
WTF is he even trying anymore

What if Seagal is actually good at martial arts and he's just fucking around with everyone because it's funny? His reaction time certainly seems fine, he was catching Silva's punches

>2:07
Bros......the chills
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seagalposting is always important

do they actually make mini 1911s?

Yes

of course they do, it's one of his personal backups after all

HE'S TOO FAST

Anybody seen RITCHIE? Anybody know why Ritchie did BOBBY LUPOOOOW?

seagalposting is love, seagalposting is life

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that was long before he hit his prime

>that was long before he hit his prime
Alright, I'll say it
I like Fire Down Below

>finishing a VN

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Has anybody ever figured out what they even say in this scene?

Every time I see it, it hurts

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WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO FAT? CAN'T HE WORKOUT?

wtf is with the sound design
it's like, it'll show a close up of goons moving stuff and the sound will be an echo, like it was far away, as if we're only hearing seagall's mic while the camera makes it seem like we're on the other side of the room

I was thinking the same thing. He's doing the WORST out of all the 80s action guys that are still alive, dudes like Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren are in so much better shape

If he lost a hundred pounds and took a fucking Adderall to remember his lines he might have another good movie in him

>he might have another good movie in him
Reminder Above the Law 2 is in the works allegedly

God, these chaotic cuts are so fucking awful. Isn't the point of a good action flick to impress the audience with the combat instead of disorienting them with it?