Aliens are weak to water

Alien: Resurrection

>Complain about signs
>Doesn't realize they were demons not aliens, I guess extra-dimensional evil beings may be arguable.
>When it was blatantly obvious when they started be repelled by water in isreal

>humans are weak to viruses and bacteria
>live on planet with viruses and bacteria everywhere
when is god gonna rewrite this dumb script

Butt Ugly Martians

Mars attacks!

>tfw the theme music

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We would wear a protective suit rather than walk around naked on a planet that precipitated corrosive liquid

obviously they were having a gay orgy before they invaded and didn't have time to put on clothes

>cant breathe nitrogen, it is literally poisonous
>live on a planet with an atmosphere consisting of 78% nitrogen
fucking just end it all already

They are actually demons, they have hooves for feet and satanic markings on their backs. I thought they were ayyyys for a long time too though.

billboards

there's a high chance they don't know what water even is. it's like if we went to a planet and died due to some unknown element.

Not only that but they invaded that planet balls naked. My theory is is that the invasion was actually being televised on their homeworld and that this was their version of jackass. Its a show were they watch people do retarded dangerous shit like land on a planet made of water completely naked.

This isn't a plot hole, not *really*.
Humans are "weak" to 98% of the stuff already here on earth, *including water*, and we still live here

what are they?

they're both idiot

Batman vs Simpman. Dawn of E girls.

>98% water

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If water was corrosive on their skin literally how the fuck could they breathe, even in dry areas you'll get 20% humidity

>98% water

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why do the aliens look like negroes

acids are weaker the less concentrated they are

i don't think any movie has had such a disparity between how scary it is at first compared to the end, like going from shivering to laughing your ass off

Movie 43

What Doom 3 mod is this?

Water is found everywhere in the universe. It is insanely stable.

still there's a lot of water in air and at the very least long term exposure would encourage them to wear some kind of astronaut suit

What if you pee on the alien? I drink a lot of water and Bear Grylls told me that we can drink our pee at least one time if we had to in order to keep going until we came across a fresh water source as most of the pee would be water anyway. That sounds like a fetish from the /d/egenerate board.

they weren't aliens

Didn't you hear what the son read out of the alien book? The aliens we see are disposable drones sent in by the actual aliens.

nigga

If they are demons. Does that mean Bo is an angel or just that little girls can create holy water?

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Why didn't they have better weapons? They invaded with limp wristed gas.

>aliens and demons are the same thing
Go ask Mel if that's what he thought. Fucking retard.

they accidentally airdropped their weapons and supplies into the ocean

why does it matter what mel thought

actually the earth is about .05% H2O

can you stop making this thread

>aliens are weak to bullets
>invade country that is 98% guns

>aliens
they're demons

It wasn't the water, but the floride in it. The message of the movie is good dental hygiene.

Problem child 14: The Alien boogaloo

Imagine if I pretended to think you meant the surface of the earth and proceeded to act like you're a huge dumbass for thinking the surface is 0.5% water would that be based or cringe?

Signs, im sorry im lying its Communion.

im pretty sure theres a scene where hes talking about her birth and how his wife says something about her being an angel or somthing like that
the mother is a prophet. and every line of dialogue we hear that she said from mel's character comes true or is significant in some way

>watch a movie
>read a theory about it
>now i see it through a different lens
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST THINK AND DEVELOP THOUGHTS EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SET IN STONE

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well that wasnt my point now was it user
my point was all the idiots trying to pretend they've "always known it was demons"
changing your opinion based on new knowledge is fine but being smug and condescending about it is another

oh ok so you're making up a strawman and getting angry about it literally butt malding kid stop being so angry lmfao

>buying into retarded fan theories
>ever
lol

You make a bold assertion considering nobody has shown up to prove that.

Every thread without fail. You guys work overtime.

nice try

strawman
right.

uhh haven't watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

all those posts are explaining the movie to you as they see it, you're making up a fantasy scenario and then getting angry about it. Take your meds

make me bitch