They call me COVID Pete!
I'm the king of the Wuhan beat
When I spread my pandemics I go
Chin-chin-ky-boom!
Chin-chin-ky-boom!
They call me COVID Pete!
Jayden Russell
Jonathan Ward
CAN'T
RID
MY
LUNGS
OF
FLU
Tyler Rivera
Pardon the way that I stare
Please stay six feet over there
This Chinese flu makes me weak
With this mask I can't speak
So if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that you're ill
A cure's too good to be true
Can't rid my lungs of the flu
Austin Cooper
11/10
Blake Green
pretty good
Joshua Morgan
holy shit based
Grayson Edwards
This is why I haven't left this site
Robert Cooper
Heard it in his voice
Charles Gutierrez
This site is the last bastion of freedom on the internet. Meawhile reddit is banning people for upvoting wrongthink
Jaxson Rodriguez
Alright twinkletoes, I wanna know what the virus situation is, and I wanna know RIGHT NOW!
Camden Mitchell
7/10
Luis Wood
Vocaroo. Now.
Joseph Evans
legend
Wyatt Thomas
Okay.
You've got 70.5% in new infections amortized over the next week, 8% in critical illness. Lock up the old, crash the Gross National Product.
Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.
Kayden Evans
Kayden Butler
Test this deadbeat!
Leo Ramirez
>shortly after quarantine is lifted
I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his backpay!
Joshua Murphy
Quality
Nathaniel Barnes
>Don't you just looove quarantine?
Nathaniel Barnes
*coof*
Colton Martin
You'd better cover up, young lady. You might catch coronavirus
Lincoln Evans
kek
Gabriel James
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOF
Nathan Thompson
>Now hold on, where's everybody going?
Liam Baker
government-mandated self-isolation, son of the mask. you should too.
Anthony Hall
Hey mister, got the rolls?
Ethan Wright
No party
Brayden Anderson
As a matter of fact I do, coofy.
Andrew Mitchell
He's a good ol' virus guy,
Letting that COVID fly,
Down in Chiina,
Down in Chiiiiiiiiina
Lucas Foster
Tell Scarlet I do give a damn
Matthew Morales
Sorry fellas, waste not want not.
Jayden Cooper
Not that special, since you just got here from reddit a week ago.
Jonathan Edwards
Tell Chuck I do give a fuck
Cooper Harris
Maskposting is so versatile I'm surprised it died off for a while, yet sn**posting, the most brainless non-meme, is still being peddled by the same few autists.
Hudson Brooks
>the same few autists
There's your answer. Couple of freaks doing the same thing daily til they die.
Xavier Martinez
BACK OFF MONKEY-BOY! Before I tell your daddy you're packing employees in here at less than 6 meters. Or maybe I should call the CDC and arrange a little vacation for you at club COVID!
Anthony Jenkins
always felt bad laughing at this one
Jose Nguyen
kek
Logan Peterson
>I have to wipe my ass this week
>Bring around...the roller
Easton King
The roller?
Juan Gray
*Piano notes play*
*Slides into frame in my undies*
*Spins around holding air mic*
I got myself a case of Wuhan flu!
Now I dont know what im supposed to do.
Didnt know I had it now I gave to you.
Now we all got the Wuhan flu.
ITM gents.
Ryder Brooks
Let's lock this joint!
Xavier Bennett
I fucking love his voice here
Christian Carter
>bouQUETs
Camden Williams
The Roller?
Camden Kelly
>Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.
lmao
Luke King
>Coroner?
Carter Murphy
10/10 even tho this forced garbage is garbage
John Price
fucking christ
Tyler Lewis
ID? I THOUGHT YOU SAID COVID
Alexander Hernandez
SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!... Makes you more susceptible to the Coronavirus!
Brayden Collins
kek
Brody Lee
best thread on Yas Forums
Dylan Butler
>Dr. Neuman, you say that everybody is infected with COVID-19?
>That's correct, Wendy, we're all infected with a virus, metaphorically speaking. We hoard the TP, which represents our darkest desires...and adopt a more socially distant image.
Charles Adams
Beautiful
John Martin
Jordan Cruz
B O O G I E
Hunter Clark
maskposting is back baby!
Thomas Edwards
the Roller?
Anthony Turner
>people think maskposting is better than sneedposting
incredible
Sebastian Howard
>maskposting is making a comeback because everybody's wearing a mask
Jack Moore
Metaphorically speaking.
Wyatt Jenkins
kek
Isaac Ward
Nathaniel Sullivan
Asher Evans
Somebody stole your TOILET PAPER?
Angel Campbell
Dominic Hall
To think there was a time when Jamie Kennedy had a career.