cast it
WUHAN
norm macdonald as the bat
Idris Elba as the doctor who tried to warn the world
Full Chinese cast, speaking Mandarin. No British English bullshit. I want the story to follow the Wuhan doctor or a Wuhan news agency reporting from within the epicenter.
it's going to be like chernobyl.. it will show the bio leak from the lab with contagion-like spreading scenes then the story will follow as it is now with the WHO then take part of how global goverments respond to it and the end result
>virus starts in an exotic animal place where they sell bats, pangolin's, turtles and everything in between
>one of the few countries that does this shit
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL IT A CHINESE VIRUS
cringe
no one wants to watch gooks scream ching chong at each other for 2 hours
based
>how global goverments respond to it and the end result
So nothing? Because it's going to be nothing.
shut up alarmist faggot
Me Im a real ching chong mafacka
Idris elba and Tom hanks with gwyneth paltrow and matthew maccaughaughey
When did he try to warn everyone?
show babydick
What about a heist movie where Chinese corporations operating in Australia steal 900 tons of medical supplies and equipment in January and February of 2020
that will be the first episode
Early on. Last year.
>Australia
who cares lol
>From the Producers of L'Ambassadeur
>3.6% mortality?
>Not great, not terrible.
"dies of coronavirus"
Why would it be called Wuhan when the chinks cleared it up easily enough and it's already worse in the US?
The cast of parasite and yang
You do know that all Chinese news media is either state-run or at least in a way affiliated with the state and any unwanted information is immediately deleted, right?
>Full Chinese cast
>90% of the characters are japanese/korean/filipino-americans
Calm down chang
actors*
"It's not 300 infected, it's 150,000"
>Full Chinese cast
Impossible by the time this films they will be extinct lol.
Go lick a pole Ameripig.
you are reddit like the fans of chernobyl
just as long as you don't try fucking me
Our MC will be a hard-as-nails female reporter seeking to expose the truth. Her actress will be a black girl with big ass and tiddies
>He says as he himself is about to go extinct.
Do you love Bat Soup, right?
Pretentious one-act play about someone whose apartment door has been welded shut on them
Donnie Yen as chink Legasov
Chow Yun-fat as chink Scherbina
Jackie Chan as Xi Jinping
> ready for my close up mr demille
>no u
ok ching
Butthurt faggot.
Fpbp
So this is like what, the 10th time now that a new virus has come out of China as a direct result of them being subhumans with shit hygiene practices and eating disgusting shit in disgusting wet markets. The others viruses has the potential to fuck our shit up but we dealt with them through luck and contact tracing/quarantines etc. we did nothing about the Chinese and their virus factory population. “Haha well the world could have ended but it didn’t, carry on being subhumans chink friends lol”. Well, this virus is actually giving us a bloody nose. People are actually dying and the economy is getting fucked this time. Are we going to finally do something about these fucks? Or are we going to wait until they produce a civilization ending virus? “How could we have known haha”. China is an entire country of subhuman bio terrorists who every couple of years release a virus that has the potential to end civilization. Why the hell aren’t we doing something about this?
CORONA VIRUS
China shills are incredibly bad at their jobs. The increase enmity rather the decrease it
Literally just a cold, ching
He's objectively right though, the US has more infections than China, and it's only going to get worse. Why are you burgers so butthurt about it?
who will play the chinaman who sucked off the bat?
Christian Bale as a "bat" that gets eaten.
>italy
no population
>china
lying about their numbers and not testing
>USA
third highest population and has enough money to test their people, so they have the most accurate numbers
you really think china is being truthful about their mortality rate? the country that throws female infants off cliffs?
>Jared Harris, Adam Nagaitis,Stellan Skarsgård and Paul Ritter all pretending to be chinese
I'd watch it.
>hey uuhhhh you sure you want to do this man?
>. it will show the bio leak from the lab
It's not a bio weapon you utter retard.
It makes no sense to call a virus by the name of the country that currently has the most infections. The country of origin makes much more sense, especially when said country created it out of such carelessness you could basically say it was on purpose. China is a plague factory, and everyone should be reminded they did this to the world.
who plays based bill Mitchell?
Jonah Hill as the first case of the virus detected in France, and subsequently btfo
>They're bringing everyone in. Military and civil. Xiangyang, Yichang. Even Suizhou. It's a big one
>They don't sound alright. The coughing-
>Fungxao thinks they've got the flu or something
>But is it dangerous
>Dangerous? No, the problem's the panic. People are going to panic all week and flee like hell. But that's the worst of it
based boomercidal boomer
>Go to the rooftop and take a sample.
>Don't worry, you'll be fine. You'll see.
>w-why would they name a movie about a disease after the place where it started?
>I’m not defending China, I’m totarry not Chinese
obama would have saved us
excellent