>Coof it
>Spread it
>Say it's just the flu
CO-RO-NA
Grayson Morris
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Landon Rogers
Leo Hughes
Its a little flu, BR president is right.
Dylan Stewart
>It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much economic doubt over so mild a flu
>Such a mild flu
Gavin King
But it's less harmful than the flu.
Gavin Rivera
>I have tested positive
>I will self-isolate and go to bed, and remain Galadriel
Evan Phillips
kek
Ethan Long
>I asked her for one square of toilet paper. She gave me three
Jason Scott
>There is only one Lord of Quarantine
>Only one who can hoard whatever he wills
>And he does not share TP
Jaxon Roberts
>Wait... there are protrusions. It's some form of influenza
Charles Mitchell
>The Lord of Quarantine
Literally lmao
Cooper Reed
>If the border is breached, Helm's Deep will cough.
>Even if it is breached, it would take mutations beyond reckoning, thousands, to infect the keep.
>Tens of thousands.
>But my lord there is no such strain.
>*Reveals viral plaque*
Dominic Roberts
coof coof
Nathaniel Richardson
Share the roll.
Adrian Garcia
We’ve had one infection yes, but what about a second infection
Cooper Hughes
Guys my throat is a bit sore.
Jaxson Myers
>Sam, do you know the chloroquine plant?
>Chloroquine?
>Trumpsfoil
>Trumpsfoil, aye, it's a fish bowl cleaner
>It may help to slow the corona
Cameron Adams
Sanitize, you fools
Aiden Gutierrez
>Do you know how the SARS came into being?
>They were in mammals, once. Taken by the yellow powers, spread and mutated.
>And now... perfected. My fighting Corona-chan.
Benjamin Long
>*dies from coronavirus and regular flu*
Still only counts as one!
Juan Murphy
Isildur...spray it down with lysol!
Caleb Russell
>Trumpsfoil
Nolan Russell
>ISILDUR! COUGH INTO YOUR ELBOW!
Matthew Green
Can you tele-work, master hobbit?
Adrian Cruz
>A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand!
>This night the land will be stained with the blood of boomers
>Spread to Madagascar! Leave 96% alive!
>TO COOOOOOOF!
Michael Brooks
I like yours better, desu
Justin Wright
based John Noble playing Denethor almost 20 years later
Angel Kelly
>Looks like it's bat on the menu, boys!
Ryan Brooks
COVID from Wuhan!
Grayson Hernandez
INFECTION!
Luis Rogers
There is no coronavirus pandemic, it's literally the flu being misdiagnosed. The numbers the media give us are pulled directly out of their ass. There is no pandemic, go to your local hospital if you are skeptical, you'll see there's nothing going on.
It's a giant psyop by the secret societies that control the world to get people to give up all their civil liberties, make vaccinations mandatory, get everyone microchipped, crash the economy, make a world-wide digital currency and get everyone under a one-world government.
It's working like a charm because the people are begging for their rights to be taken away, all because of something they can't see that the TV has brainwashed them into being afraid of.
Parker Ward
Give them $2000 for pity's sake
Kayden Perry
Some virus gives speed to these boomers, sets their hoarding against us.
Jason Torres
By nightfall this thread will be swarming with Yas Forumsfags! We must reach the bump limit.
John Allen
They’re taking the Chinese to Italy
Cooper Price
>The WHO have been deliberating these past few months, and We have agreed....
yes?
>We have agreed it's not just a flu, bro
Elijah Richardson
heh
Lincoln Young
You will beg for death before the end!
Matthew Cook
I bet the dumb person who made this pic feels super smart.
Xavier Rogers
>Leave 96% alive!
kek
Lincoln Ortiz
>So Frodo, I self-isolated
Jose Barnes
>Speak "uninfected" and enter.
Wyatt Gray
>Lembas Paper, one square is enough to wipe the ass of a grown man
Wyatt Hill
One does not simply walk into the hospital
Austin Jones
Rhinoviruses more often cause common colds.
Austin Long
>Cmon Mr.Frodo, I can't carry the Flu for you... but I can carry you!
Oliver Green
kek
Grayson Turner
>Alright then, keep your vaccine
Kayden Nguyen
>BOROMIR!
>Give the virus to Frodo
Lucas Green
>your love of the wuhan soup has clouded your mind
Justin Butler
Fucking hell you guys
Jeremiah Lee
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Ethan Powell
>Abandon your jobs! Flee! Flee for your lives!
Robert Phillips
>Looks like economic stimulus is back on the menu boys!
Joseph Sanchez
USA No. 1!
James Long
> BREAAAATH
Kayden Hill
lol
Ryder Sanders
Kek
Luis Reed
>Who am I, Gambling?
>You are our CDC doctor.
>And do you trust your CDC doctor?
>We will wash our hands to whatever end.
>To whatever end...
>Where is the hand sanitizer and the sanitary wipes?
>Where is the bailout that was promised
>They've been horded like tp during quarantine
>Beyond walmart, into basements.
>How did it come to this...
Ayden Richardson
>America has no cure
>America needs no cure
Leo Lee
Touch the knives, touch the forks
Drink straight from the bottles and lick the corks
Cough on the glasses and cough on the plates
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
Samuel Smith
kek
Ryder Cooper
holy fuc
Josiah Bell
>A hoarder is never late, nor is he early. He panic buys precisely when he means to.