What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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I'd come back in one year.

Accept it and move along

apologize and follow the rules

I wouldn't be a dick in the first place and follow the procedure

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Punch the nazi like I do every one I see

fucking based

Elaine was in the wrong. She;s like the middle-aged wife who asks for an unnecessary bunch of shit at Starbucks. Soup Nazi has a clear set of rules and a line of people around his shop every day. There's a reason he has to be strict.

the guy works a service job in jew york. i'd say his attitude is more than justifie

id properly follow the rules he set for his establishment. im not a dumb roastie like Elaine who cant follow simple directions

Elaine has been a bitch all season long so I would choke her with a ladle.

>season
Elaine was never not a bitch

I would never be in the line in the first place. Who the fuck eats soup unless you have the flu?

This. Soup is not a meal

go back to your hot pockets junior the adults are discussing cinema here

Lynch Elaine for making the store close down.

soup is a DRINK, RETARD

>t. Bania

soup is absolutely a meal you mong. hearty soups exist for a reason, gumbo, crab/lobster bisque, chicken and mushroom, etc.

kek

ok bania but you sat down at mendys and ate it so its a meal

Just because it's hardy, doesn't mean it's a meal. If I eat soup, I'm hungry an hour later

Fuck off. I bet you're named after a russian sauna

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invent the coronavirus in my research facility in Wuhan then spread it across the globe

Leave and wonder what the fuck I was doing buying fast food soup in the fist place.

Well, to people who aren't morbidly obese, soup is a meal.

Turn the channel cause seinfeld sucks.
Jews, the show.

What would you do in this situation?

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Sue for antisemitism

The same fags that eat chicken tendies and fries everywhere they go

Throw her in a gas chamber.

apologize profusely and beg for the privilege of paying for his soup. call me a cuck if it makes you feel any better but the guys soup was legendary

No batsoup for you!

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cough, spraying kung flu everywhere.

you gota try the batsoup jerry, it's the best!

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This would not have happened in the first place, because I would have followed the procedures, gotten my Jambalaya, and headed on my way.

>jambalaya
Hello Juanito

These. Soup Nazi shouldve hired a security guard to bounce cunts

They were all bitches all the time. Even laid back hipster Kramer was a litigious asshole who sued people at the drop of a hat

was it a bowl or a cup?

Fake an intense orgasm.

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>Jews, the show
That's most shows. Why does pol even watch tv? It just makes you mad

Pumped my fist in the air as I read this post. This guy fucks

meh, not an argument

>tfw the actor who played soup nazi legitimately hated Jerry Seinfeld because he ruined his business.

>Who the fuck eats soup
It's good for losing weight. A can of Progresso is under 300 calories and super filling.

Soup nazi wasnt a wage slave. He owned the shop

No PS3 for you

I don't

no dipshit, the actual soup nazi the character was based on says seinfield ruined his business same as the guy that george was based on says seinfield ruined his life

Fuck you bania

Do what every other Jew in NYC does. Say you're not being served because of antisemitism and get a huge payout.

Okay. I never watched seinfeld.

but george was based on larry david

>that guy george was based on says seinfeld ruined his life
did he stutter?

Kek

I hate it when retards say Mulligatawny, just call it Rasam.

and...

no Michael Costanza

Which soup would you get from him? I think a fat guy like Newman knew what he was doing when he ordered jambalaya.

Chilli turkey, I have never had that or even heard of it till i saw this episode, would love to taste the best version of it.

chicken gumbo

Retard, the guy soup nazi is just a character in real life and the show. He was an actor and Seinfeld ruined his business since no one was intimidated by the character anymore after that episode aired. That was the entire gimmick of his restaurant until people started laughing in his face whenever he was in character.