Were the Persians really like this?

>iran is white!
ok, achmed.

I watched this last night and looked at my new bracelet and felt like a fucking Persian fag

The elites of ancient Iranians were white and related to Slavs.

This is what you look like when you skip leg day

>looked at my new bracelet and felt like a fucking fag
Yes.

yea

You aren't Mediterranean spic

No

>Retards itt don't know that Persians were indo european
Smh

i watched this youtube reviewer that explained that the entire movie up until the ending scene was a exaggerated campfire story to motivate troops

It was

not possible to get visible ab muscles without juicing

Even better. They were Indo-Iranians and were related to Balto-Slavs and Greeks.

no wonder they got cucked by islam

They 100% were lad

If you own a bracelet you are a fucking Persian fag.

what purpose did the goat man serve in motivating the greeks? (i know the answer is to make the persians out to be heretical monsters but i just wanted to bring up the goat man)

wait did 300 come out before or after the american release of the berserk episode where the heretics are worshipping a goat man at the coven?

>Arabs=Kurds
retart

That's what you get for not naming it Cyprus or at least Darius.

They were mutts. They banned the original Indo-European tradition and racemixed with local Elamites and other Arabs. Scythians remained pure, but Persian became weak effeminate urbanites.

>That voice
He had a Goa'uld in him right?

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t. sheikh muhammed barzanizadeh al-kurdi

Who do you think REALLY defeated the persians at the battle of salamis?

Do NOT post bad things about Patrik “Hatrick” Liane

Started as powerful and undefeated conquerors and ended up as weak faggots copying Assyrians. Civilization is a virus that destroys spirit.

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>giving the med brown hair instead of black
cope

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Not even close.
Modern Swedes and "North Slavs" (not a real linguistic division) received more genetic input from Indigenous European and Uralic populations. This is where pale skin and blondism may have came from. Sintasha may have been a little more phenotypically diverse because of the tolerant nature and high mobility of steppe societies, but may have remained mainly swarthy/olive like the Yamnaya. Certainly, by the time of the Mitanni and the Medes, the Aryan ruling class would have more-or-less been phenotypically assimilated by the Indigenous Mesopotamian, Hykranian and Zagros populations, who also had instances of light fair and eyes occasionally occurring naturally.

>battle of salamis

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Wondering if bait or if written by fatass

He's not Persian he's a god

they looked more like this wich wouldve made the movie better or at least it wouldve made it rewatchable. Instead we got a dated trashy cringe fest.

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Unironically, Yas Forums fags are worse than WE WUZ KANGZ niggers. Niggers only lay false claim to one civilization. Yas Forums fags literally think that every remotely successful civilization in human history was run by blonde haired blue eyed Aryans. The quicker you fags die out the better.

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you cant even handle a flu

>slavs are white

NGMI

Not even a Yas Forumstard, but in the Iron Age Aryans indeed ruled most of Eurasia.

i am taking ap history and few people of importance were blonde

Not enough purple velour or facial hair

the chains are accurate

You need to be 18 to post on Yas Forums kid.

>i am taking ap history

enjoy ur ban

Also AP history legitimately sucks. Take some classical and near east history classes when you get to uni

will he finally find love in Love Actually?
poor Carl

> No TRUE Scotsman..

no they looked like this

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>sparta de graecaco, uma delicia

>Take AP History in high school
>Teacher uses plots from historical tv shows as facts (Servilia being Brutus's mother, some Tudors bs about Henry VIII)
>Don't call him on it because I don't want to be the only fag in school who watches history for fun

They still are. Except they are called Iranians now

>Cyprus

>banned the original Indo-European tradition
>still call their country "Aryan" to this day

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based Chad

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>Cyprus

Whoops, I should pay more attention to what I'm posting.

Or not.

Fuck meant Caesar being Brutus's father

heh