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Hudson Nelson
FIRST FOR APOLLO! FIRST FOR DUBS!
Gavin Bell
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Matthew Reed
Someone post this ass webm for us poor incels that refuse to watch nutrek.
Jose King
Thomas Reyes
So the picard finale is well worth watching and completely redeems the show... right /trek/?
Nolan Morales
The dubs fails entertain me more than nu trek.
Henry Murphy
Everybody post your favorite Trek series and your shirt size.
TOS, Youth Large
David James
Wew, STO looks like this now?
Jose Baker
It would have been funnier if he held it like a phaser
Alexander Price
so old picard is literally dead right? he's just a clone now with a copied mind. A copy isn't the original.
Brayden Davis
temporal agent porthos reporting in
Austin Williams
>there are retards who actually watched STD and Picard and need /trek/'s help understanding what happened
Why are there so few cool Trek fans?
Wyatt Phillips
At the end of season 2 Patrick Stewart was asked by the producer what he wanted and he asked for new uniforms, more action scenes and for Diana Muldaur to be fired and McFaddden brought back
David Ortiz
Liam Anderson
It's Episode 8 40:17 if you can spare 45 seconds to torrent it.
You can then coom in 1080p to your hearts content.
Levi Reed
TNG, small
Ethan Turner
Tos
Tng
Ds9
Voy
Stp
Ent
Std
Camden Wilson
I would totally watch Star Trek: Porthos.
Nathan Anderson
>more action scenes
what a pleb
Leo Green
Anyone who ends up here is likely literally honest to god retarded or lost to some other mental illness. Casual trekkies are usually chill, but it's the people who adopt Trek as a lifestyle who are the intolerable ones.
Landon Jones
The technology that put picards mind in a golem is no different than any transporter, really. They're all just copies
Owen White
TNG, Medium
Hunter Thompson
I would too user...I would too
Aaron Roberts
What episode of DISCO is this from?
Joseph Roberts
VOY, XXXXL
Jonathan King
I'm watching the Trek episode with Mae Jemison now. I wish my waifu got to do more.
Cameron Collins
Mad Men
Easton Brooks
sure but golem Picard can go dig up his body right? Picard literally died
Julian Diaz
Lincoln Rodriguez
Why must everything become tainted and degraded, bros?
Aiden Allen
Yep, and once the nerds finally get it through their thick grease covered skulls that trek isn’t for them anymore we won’t have to hear them complain
Easton Miller
The fact they resisted the urge to transfer his mind into the body of a fat black woman is what surprised me the most.
Samuel Campbell
It's not that Star Trek is cringe, it's that people who like it are generally in the same bracket as My Little Pony fans. They're so slow and awkward you might confuse them for being disabled, and they may even qualify medically speaking, but it's more like dealing with an incomplete, unfinished person who never developed social skills or higher cognitive functions. It's like calling a dog retarded because they're less intelligent than humans, though it isn't the dog's fault for being genetically inferior, that's just how dogs are.
You can't call Trekkies retarded because they aren't meant to be real humans.
Dominic Carter
Damn, why Americans grow fat like that.
Jeremiah Richardson
Jocks stole your nerd culture
DEAL WITH IT
Owen Brown
>Virgin Friendzone
Jack Jenkins
>memory-alpha.fandom.com
>Died aged 41
>20 years later come back only to an hero by shriveling up in 5 seconds
A real full "human" life Data lived there. What a joke. If Data really wanted to live and die like a human they could have given them a whole new "organic android" body like they did Picard. Hell, fuck knows what the Soongs are really capable of, they could have made him start afresh as a mucus baby being carried by Soji.
Cooper Roberts
Because autistic boomers spend their money on stupid shit.
Owen Gutierrez
>immortality is bad so imma die at 120 years or less
"life is precious because it ends" is complete cope. No one's saying you have to endure the heat death of the universe, but maybe most people wouldn't mind living a few thousand years.
Logan Jones
She actually doesn't look too bad for her age.
Jordan Carter
Eli Jenkins
He unironically looks like current year Biden in that pic.
Connor Walker
Why yes, I make Picard and STD webms. No, there's nothing wrong with that.
Connor Collins
Well yeah, Jonathan Frakes is more disgusting.
Hudson Mitchell
That's a hairpiece, right?
Dominic Ward
Get to work please;
Hunter King
Now that we know 7 is a lesbian how badly do you think she wanted to fuck?
Matthew Cook
I think Vulcans have the best lifespan. They live for a couple hundred years and die. Less than 100 is too short and over 1000 years is way too long.
Zachary Clark
>"I force myself to watch new star trek ironically, completely ironically, I hate every second but I have to watch it all. Yeah, I hate it so much. Here are some screenshots I took so I can tell other people how much I hate the tv shows I force myself to watch."
Do people like this deserve to survive rona?
Thomas Parker
Sister is not dead.
7 ordered her borg slaves to construct a net down there.
They caught her and rape her 24/7
Cameron Bennett
WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?
Zachary Robinson
Really, he could have just lived right up to the onset of heat death and just chose to switch off there, its not as if he'd actually "lived forever".
Luis Wood
Dude, it's fucking quarantine.
It's not like I pay for any of this shit.
Jeremiah King
yeah, past 600 those girls might *look* young but their mana is all rotten and shit.
Jayden Miller
Daily reminder that human life extension is more likely than not right around the corner.
Ryder Roberts
Gavin Nguyen
Quarantine has been in effect for two weeks. You've been watching Picard and STD for years.
Explain yourself.
David Cruz
frankly this doesn't look any less embarassing than old chekov or tuvok in those fan films
youre a pudgy old fuck and should never be in front of the camera ever again
William Murphy
Nope. Just because the last 5 minutes were Kino Trek doesn’t mean the rest of the series wasn’t a fucking shitshow
Hunter Lewis
not really no, human biology is incredibly complex and nearly all of our medical science thus far has focused primarily on repairing our biology, not improving it. There's a reason we dont even know how SSRIs work, meanwhile we have self driving cars and rockets.
Eli Lopez
Humanity needs to figure out how to colonize other planets before extending their own lives
John Clark
Agree.
Same goes to Stewart.
There are plenty of good actors in their 30s and 40s to play mature Star Trek officers.
Just give them a good script and direction.
Brody Hughes
Have you watched it?
Ayden Fisher
I've seen no evidence to suggest this but it's okay to think that. Trek seemed to try and avoid the number. Bones lived forever and a fucking day, being there for the maiden voyage of the Enterprise-D which is like 140. Meanwhile Sisko's dad is like 60 and is falling apart...
Aaron Wright
>HERPADERP DERP, DURR LIEK DERP
>ENSIGN SET COURSE TO THE GAMMA QUADRANT, I NEED MOAR PIZZA!
John Lewis
Evan Wilson
>Just because the last 5 minutes were Kino Trek
No it wasn't, what are you on about
Joshua Thomas
> Daily reminder that human life extension is more likely than not right around the corner.
Even it is true, only rich cunts will benefit from it, which I am not.