There is a lot of unexplored potential in a horror movie about Chimps

These things are fucking terrifying when they attack they rip off limbs, hair, and often go for genitalia first. They have superhuman strength and can absolutely destroy people in incredibly gruesome ways. A horror movie about a killer chimp would be far more scary than any slasher flick.

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Wasnt there a Poe story about a killer chimp?

>Jaime, pull up that video

kek came here for this

Any documentary on Detroit would work.

Fuck off sophiafag

murders in the rue morgue and it was an orangutan who

LMAO imagine a movie about a rage fueled chimp just running around killing people hell yeah

Frodo ate a baby

orangutans are bros though

shawkmawww!!!!

I think lesser primates (Capuchins, Spider Monkeys, Gibbons, Siamangs, even lemurs) are very cute and could be manageable if you have the resources but at any size greater than a Gibbon (hell even gibbons) they'll rip you limb from limb with little to no remorse.

I could not be a 911 operator. Hearing this woman scream into the phone about a 200 pound chimp ripping her friend apart while it shrieks in the background would make me laugh so hard. And then I would go home and feel mortified and have nightmares about it.

I'd love to make a killer chimp movie but I need an ape suit

Ummm, am I misreading this or is this super racist?

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But every movie set in Detroit has chimps in it.

I don't know why people talk up chimps so much, you have superior reach and weight on them if you aren't a manlet. Just pin it and start elbowing it's stupid monkey head in or choke it out, easy.

Or you could put your finger in it's butthole. That'll slow it down.

>Useless.avi

They have superhuman strength for their small size.

dear lord. this is so funny and terrifying at the same time iam confused as fuck

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The story of this is fucked up though but I have zero sympathy for the owner.

She kept it sedated for like 5 years of its life then fed it xanax (which doesn't have the same effect as on humans) which made it chimp the fuck out and eviscerate her friend's face.

Why own a goddamn chimp, Jesus.

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cast it

Spread them cheeks for me human boi

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>elbow its head
>put elbow right into its mouth
>tears off your funny bone

>just pin it down bro

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A chimp is basically an angry human with down syndrome even has the tard strength

*rips off your testicles*

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Based retard

It's amazing how Jaime became the go-to spelling since GoT

>they tend to rip off your balls
Truly the alpha

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*Headlock the chimp with your greater range and weight*

*Choke it out and then stomp on it's neck*

BOOM.

there's also Hop-Frog which technically isnt chimp horror but a manlet dresses up as an orangutan and burns a bunch of normies to death

it would be racist

>be normal human being with sight and everything
>next moment your have no face or eyes

jesus this world is so fucked, one moment everything is great the next you are fucked for the rest of your life...

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haha chimps make me think of joe rogan haha funny

>As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

>St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming. It looked as if they were eating him alive. Finally, LaDonna's screams drew the owners' son-in-law, Mark Carruthers, who came running armed with a .45-caliber revolver. After struggling to find a clean shot, he opened fire on the younger primate. The shot had no apparent effect, and Carruthers raced back to his house, a few dozen yards away, to reload with more-powerful ammunition. When Carruthers returned, he focused on the older male, the prime aggressor. Kneeling down, he shot him once in the head from close range.

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>family giggles while watching a chimp use a frog as a fleshlight
feels Lynchian

That guy's story is pretty insane. His pet chimp didn't do that to him but a couple that escaped from their pen at the sanctuary where theirs was staying. But a year or two later their chimp escaped from his cage and ended up somewhere near the Bay Area, but he was never found. Could still be out there.

That's probably one of the worse outcomes of being stupid but hey, Darwinism in action for being near killing machine with a hair trigger

Misread this faggot: Black people from Detroit are similar in looks and intelligence to that of a monkey.

>headlock
>it bites a huge chunk of flesh off your fucking side because you're a tard
Never actually gotten into a fight, have you user?

Why do people always give the advantage to the chimp in these pretend fights? For some reason it's always melee, no weapons, like I just ended up inside the cage for no reason and then I pissed him off.
Let's see Dunston's reaction to a sniper rifle fired from 200 yards away.

They dont tote shanks and ti89s though.

>master of the jungle
>just sits there wondering what a rifle is
Lmao dumb chimps that's why we run shit out here

Do people ever comes to terms with this fact of life? I'm trying but getting nowhere

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chimps are basically humans before God made us self aware, every act of murder, rape, incest, cannibalism, homosexuality, thievery is our chimp trying to get out

I hate them as I hate evil

How is it going to bite my side user? I'm talking rear chokehold with the little shit facing away from me. OOH OOH AAH AAH, CHOKE GASP, chimpy gets no oxygen and he's out cold.

Late at night when I’m going for a walk or riding my bike, the thought sometimes crosses my mind that some stupid peace of shit could have one of these as a pet, and what it could do to me if it got loose. It happens all the time.

>DUDE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CHIMPANZEE ON DMT FIGHTING A KANGAROO WITH CORONAVIRUS? JAIME PULL UP THAT VIDEO!

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>gibbon they'll rip you limb from limb with little to no remorse
I would fucking rape a gibbon.

The best way to avoid freak situations is to follow natural law, and stay aware of your surroundings. Sometimes shit just happens, but most of these things are preventable

atheists b like
>there go grampa

They have enough strength in their hands to literally pluck your flesh like a cooked chicken. The chimp could grab your arm and literally rip off handfuls of meat with it's grip strength. Grappling is NOT a good idea even if they can't bite you.

>ripping off his lips and most of his teeth

literally BIT HIS TEETH OFF