Reminder that this is how the most popular film series of all times ended. It can never be undone.
Reminder that this is how the most popular film series of all times ended. It can never be undone
James Turner
Brody Jackson
They're gonna make an Episode 10 moron
Elijah Parker
>implying
It's over. Let it go.
Cameron Perry
Man I love JJ action scenes. So riveting with shaky cam, incoherent cutting and CGI that has all fucked up depth perception.
Luis Cooper
How will people look back on this 20 years from now?
Wyatt Brown
star wars is going to recover for a while on disney+
Julian Bell
it ended in 1983
Aaron Parker
They would have cancelled episode 9 if they could, dude. There's no way you will ever hear from rey, Poe and Finn again. Daisy can't even get an acting role after being the face of Star Wars for 5 years.
Jason Thomas
I didn’t think people disliked it as much as I thought. Even though it was a box office super hit, i keep seeing people on twitter hating on it. And it’s from those movie star stan accounts
Blake Cooper
I didn't see it so it doesn't exist for me
Jose Edwards
Dead cat bounce. Star Wars is done and even risks being forgotten at this point, given how shit the majority of the movies ended up being.
Ryder Reyes
>They're gonna make an Episode 10 moron
No one wants to see another sequel, ever.
Star Wars should focus on television.
Nathan Watson
>everyone shitting on Rian Johnson for ruining JJ's le grand master plan
Turns out JJ actually unironically wanted a replay of OT with Snoke almost killing Rey (his granddaughter) until Kylo killled him and then also died. The entire shit storm that fanboys stirred up over TLJ was for this. There was no grand master plan of suspenseful narration. It was a literal glib facsimile. He was just in it to rehash the OT with marvel quips and more brown people. That's it. This is what the TLJ shit storm brought you. Bask in it.
Adrian Howard
>They would have cancelled episode 9 if they could, dude
This lol
Imagine being the world's largest media juggernaut, paying $4 billion for one of the world's biggest franchises, and then shitting the bed so hard that simply ending the trilogy after two movies would have been fine.
Jonathan Edwards
>Hurr durr disney is going to keep their most profitable franchise on the shelf because they fucked up so bad
No, they can fuck up as much as they want and people will still see this shit. If you think Disney will never make an Episode 10 then you are a moron.
Leo Rivera
>people will still see this shit
But will they? Solo was a flop and Ep 9 barely scratched the billlion despite the biggest marketing campaign for any movie ever and 8 films of legacy to carry it. Ep 10 will in a best case scenario a decade from now .
Joshua Wilson
>disney wars
>profitable
user I...
Colton Parker
>No one wants to see another sequel, ever.
>Star Wars should focus on television.
Easton King
Sure, that's why all movie project were cancelled and the only Star Wars material is a shitty low budget TV show and cheap cartoons made with Adobe flash. And that was way before corona chan struck them.
Blake Lee
Yes. They will market it as a spiritual return to the prequels with a bunch of jedi and sith and people will eat it up.
Gavin Gonzalez
No its not your fucking moron. The Mandalorian show is popular and amazing. The last 3 movies made HUGE numbers at the box office.
You're too fucking stupid to understand the market is 8 - 18 not 18+
OH NO I DIDNT LIKE IT SO ITS NOT GOOD. get wrekt you autistic fuck.
Justin Morris
>made HUGE numbers at the box office
>box office
You know the actual profit is way, way smaller, right?
Isaiah Martin
Where do they even go from here? They beat Snoke, they beat Palpatine AGAIN, and they redeemed Kylo. Who will they even fight? Hell, where should they have even gone after the first six episodes? They destroyed The Empire in ROTJ. There shouldn't have even been a Resistance. It should've just been The New Republic's Army fighting the ragtag First Order insurgents. The First Order, being a fractured group of Imperial-loyalist militants, should've had worse technology and infrastructure than The Empire had at its height, not better. They should not have been able to construct a weapon capable of destroying multiple planets at once when The Empire could only construct a weapon that could destroy one at a time. Yeah, I get The Resistance was led by senators of The New Republic who actually saw The First Order as a threat while the rest of The Senate thought of them as inconsequential, but if they were gonna do that, itt should've been SHOWN to us in the first movie, not explained in a book and an opening crawl.
Angel Morgan
>No one wants to see another sequel, ever.
>Star Wars should focus on television.
Henry Martin
>I WANT MORE STAR WARS MOVIES BY DISNEY
Tyler Lee
>Where do they even go from here?
They'd have to actually deviate. If anything, the sequel trilogy was a retread, made possible because the OT actors weren't dead yet. The enxt one will have to be "original".
Ian Foster
>No, they can fuck up as much as they want and people will still see this shit. If you think Disney will never make an Episode 10 then you are a moron.
TROS barely made enough net profit to recoup Solo's loss.
At the same time, Mandalorian was bigger than anyone predicted. Doesn't take a genius to guess which direction this steers them into.
Thomas Collins
They won't. It will be forgotten. Which is what it deserves.
Nathan White
Mandalorian lost all moment it had by its season finale.
Justin Fisher
*all momentum
Juan Howard
>citation needed
Jeremiah Phillips
They were too busy verbally fellating each other too make a decent movie.
Lincoln Mitchell
No.
The Star Wars movies begin with the Phantom Menace and end with Return of the Jedi. Nothing made by Disney is canon.
Parker Garcia
Ridley gnashes her teeth every time she fires the blaster or swings the lightsaber.
Goddammit why didn't anybody approach her about this shit over the course of filming 3 fucking movies?
Joseph Nelson
>The Star Wars movies begin with the *A New Hope* and end with Return of the Jedi.
FTFY
Jose Stewart
I know "le prequels suck" is a maymay but they're necessary to complete Vader's character and the overall narrative.
Ayden Rogers
ROTS was marketed as the end. TROS was marketed as the end. Really, who knows if there will ever actually be an end?
Ryan Thompson
No they're not. You think ROTJ ended and people were 'that was cool but who the fuck was that Vader guy I totally don't know what happened'
Literally not any more nessacary that the ST
Alexander Wood
>but they're necessary to complete Vader's character and the overall narrative.
No, not really. You can go through the OT and miss nothing. Prequels were completely optional.
Adam Cruz
>The Adventures of Luke Skywalker as told from The Journal of The Whills begins with Star Wars and ends with Return of the Jedi.
FTFY.
Elijah Reyes
TROS only started with the "end" marketing when they realized TLJ killed the entire plot and interest was tanking, so they had to beg for the fans of the other trilogies to come watch
If Ep 8 was good and Solo didn't tank then they would have left room open for a new trilogy
Noah Williams
It will never really end
Kevin Hall
He's fucking shit.
Scenes are just flashing by so you don't have time to go WTF at every frame, camera spins around like the DP has to pee real hard, every "cliffhanger" is resolved in the next scene, nothing has weight.
Henry Williams
Wow, you can feel the danger they're in as they oneshot every enemy.
Julian Davis
based
Dylan Wood
Why is she lugging that staff around? She already has a lightsaber and a blaster? Are they suffering under the delusion that it's iconic?
Parker Foster
The same way Episode I is seen today. Contrarian faggots will praise it
Samuel Roberts
His camera movement is so bad. It's like watching behind the scenes material only it's not. You can tell he's trained by television, not cinema. A real filmmaker would convey a sense of tension by adhering to the basic principles of cinema.
Elijah Long
this
>Episode 7 is kino, it has great worldbuilding, and at least it's not as bad as Episode 19
Jayden Garcia
Prequel praise is 60% from the "world" aka the background aliens, Jedi, droids, planets and the tons of videogames that came out.
Sequels have none of that, even the new games and shows are set in the prequel/OT era.
Nathaniel Moore
>people doubting this
They'll keep shitting them out as long as they make even the slightest amount of money. As the box office drops, they'll just cut the budget until they're making direct-to-redbox found footage horror movies set in the Star Wars universe. Disney does not give a shit.
Caleb Peterson
>found footage horror movies set in the Star Wars universe
They're not capable of making an actual good idea like that. It needs TIE Fighters and an evil Empire to get funded.
Noah Allen
They can reveal one of the Snokes in the jar is alive and running rampant
Logan Jenkins
This.
Sequels will inevitably age poorly compared to even the Prequels. Doubt anyone will care enough to remember the ST in 10 years from now.
Camden Cruz
It can be rendered non-canon.
Liam Cooper
these movies feel so soulless I can't even remember the plot of them, nothing happens, rey is basically already at full power by the first film, they meet no real trouble, because the bad guys are a bunch of incompetent nazi stand ins, she has no real masters even, she just kicks a salty old luke's ass and that's it
Brandon Long
there's been too much vader wank, the whole universe revolves around him
Benjamin Wright
This entire era for any media franchise will be a dark age that everyone collectively ignores. 2016-2024 will just be that period of shit alternative takes.
Grayson Myers
check'd
and yes they were probably trying to make it a signature of the character, but failed to realize everyone fucking hates their character
Gavin Cruz
Snoke was more menacing in TLJ when he tortured Rey than Emperor was in RoS.
John Reed
>found footage horror movies set in the star wars universe
>implying this wouldn't be pure kino
Luis King
The 2010s in general was the SJW zeitgeist.
The 2020s will, hopefully, be the decade it dies off.
Eli Scott
I know, it's really bizarre to consider. Something happened in 2012 where reality shifted into a different timeline. The mayans were right all along.
Josiah Johnson
It's fanfiction. Just because Disney bought the brand, doesn't mean it's not fanfiction.
Chase Hill
>having AIDS is better than having Stage IV Cancer
What did he mean by this?
Joshua Diaz
Am I wrong or is Jedi mind control only work within certain conditions and with limitations. You can dissuade someone from doing something but you can't actually make them do something else. Watto wasn't swayed by it in PM.
Christopher Wilson
The emperor returning in RoS only proves how fucking lazy, uninspired and money hungry the mouse is in creating these movies, most blatant show of expecting nostalgia to carry them that I have ever seen, not to mention it shits all over anakin's redemption by basically saying lol xd he lived now a stronk female will defeat him bigots
Hudson Barnes
>Something happened in 2012 where reality shifted into a different timeline.
It was the year Star Wars officially died.
Jack Sullivan
>we never saw Snoke's cock
Ian Roberts
I'm just pointing out how hard JJ failed when a literal nobody came off more menacing than the most powerful sith to ever live.
Tyler Fisher
why is there so much fear and apprehension in george's eyes?
Isaac Flores
>I'm just pointing out how hard JJ failed when a literal nobody came off more menacing than the most powerful sith to ever live
Snoke was lame as fuck & was revealed to be created/controlled by Sheev the entire time. Doesn't matter was "more menacing" than the other in the trilogy. You're still getting crap either way.
Easton Stewart
>why is there so much fear and apprehension in george's eyes?
He knew.
Parker Davis
Iger is holding a machete against his ballsack
Brody Cox
Camden Perez
This guy has it right. The writing was on the wall for a while.
Cooper Cook
Literally the most dead career of any actor ever
Brayden Rivera
If Kylo was planning on bringing her back to Sheev, why was he trying to ram into her?
Isaac Thomas
Baby yoda
Ian Robinson
Nothing about this scene works. It is extremely awkward from an action point of view. What is Rey even doing with all those anime turns?
Michael King
The pandered to the teenage girl demographic and it flopped hard.
Matthew Young
That's the problem with her character. And the others, too. They tried real hard to make them instant classic then develop them organically.
They wanted them to be liked and marketable. People talk shit about Lucas being all about toy sales, but he made Luke to be Luke, not some toy bestseller.
Abrams and Kasdan give Rey those 5 minutes of silence at the beginning, that everybody praises, but it honestly feels like Abrams and Kasdan waving their dicks and patting themselves on the back cause they're so proud of their own creation.
>Oh, with what ease have we created such a great character! We must tell Gatsby of this day!
And then she opens her mouth to berate some guy that does the same job she's doing, but they make hermoral code so high that Batman looks like scum compared to her so the other guy is also immediately supposed to be scum in our eyes.
The rest of the movie(s) is just them validating their own creation by giving her all the toys that belonged to the old crew. Here's the Falcon, the lightsaber, Han approves of her mere minutes after meeting her, Leia just straight up hugs her even though they never met, even Snoke is all like "Damn Kylo, I gotta meet this bitch". The only person who isn't instantly infatuated with her is Luke, although even he knows there's something super-special about her, but the whole TLJ is dedicated to telling us how far from grace he has fallen.
Abrams doesn't even let up in RoS, every "problem" the characters face is literally hand waived by Rey, she's even great with animals, dodges blaster bolts without looking etc.
Dominic Young
Henry Evans
>Nothing about this scene works.
Guess we better make it the first scene people see of our movie in the first trailer then.
Thomas Fisher
> The last 3 movies made HUGE numbers at the box office.
Good Lord you fanboys are legit retards
Matthew Phillips
>Disney still hasn’t made their money back from their initial Star Wars purchase.
Jace Garcia
based Ryan fucked the mouse real good