How's the quarantine going tv anons?

Drinking way too much. i think this quarantine is going to turn me into an alcoholic. I miss Jlaws butthole.

I'm supposed to be teaching online but I gave the kids some optional reading assignments and I'm giving them all A's.

Literally nothing changed except I had to go back to 2ply toilet paper and cuddled my mom alot more once she quit work and snuggle between her big breasts

I finished my entire backlog of games and shows. I was so bored I actually went outside

Fine, been a comfy week I hope it lasts for a long time I don't want to have to go back to working in an office agian.

but did she stock your freezer with Tendies?

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would demolish her with my huge black cock

>you will never have xev as your mommy gf

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Haha user you can't go outside mommy can be your gf now haha why would you want a old fat girl like me you need someone your own age I'm so saggy and gross haha noo don't grab me a-aaahahahe
>but did she stock your freezer with Tendies?
She makes her own with hormone free chicken user it's delicious
her nipples taste even better like salty strawberry x rose and they are big and grt very erect in my mouth

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>>you will never have xev as your mommy gf
My mum has bigger ddds and more class
Having a ex pronstar incestuous mommy gf would be amazing though imagine what she could do in bed
Hitting on my mom more than usual she doesn't mind at all and loves the attention cuddles and kino brehs

My country has only like 5 cases and no quarantine. Still have to go to work. I'm jealous of all of you who are comfily watching kino at home.

I hope the number here rises so everything shuts down

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>How's the quarantine going tv anons?
Binging NuWho

After that I might binge Stargate SG-1

>either take serene forest walks or feed the ducks by the lake with left-over bread
I'm turning into a fucking boomer.

>My country has only like 5 cases and no quarantine. Still have to go to work. I'm jealous of all of you who are comfily watching kino at home.
>I hope the number here rises so everything shuts down
It's comfy I've been marathoning Sg1 and watching all the movies I can with my boomummy incase she gets it

eh my wife looks like a smaller titted bigger assed version, i'll live.

>feeding ducks bread
Are you trying to kill them?

I work at Costco so I spend all day surrounded by gooks and old people who refuse to stay six feet away. Feel like a chump

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>>How's the quarantine going tv anons?
>Binging NuWho
Post crapaldi or pre jodi Whittaker? I stopped after Matt Smith
>After that I might binge Stargate SG-1
Get the x265 DVD rips if you can and upscale them via mpv/hc and mad r looks quite sharp on my 1080p tv and beat regular rips from 2 decades ago
Definitely watch the movies though

only thing that's changed is my dad is home more so the shame i feel being a NEET has increased

only if I lace them with vodka

I'm on year 7 of the 15 day quarantine

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>gf broke up with me on day this shit started
>have to work soul-crushing job from home
>parents both died years ago, no siblings, my one friend in the world is stuck in a lockdown in another continent
i've been drinking so much the last 2 weeks, i have done permanent damage for sure

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Kinda good actually. I can be a neet and not feel guilty about it

based

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>eh my wife looks like a smaller titted bigger assed version, i'll live.
My waifu mom has a huge ass bigger thighs and waist and even bigger tits ddds
Also huge belly she's really self concious about
My dad was the og neet of the family
Got made redundant and we just spent the first 20 years of my life watching kino til he passed away at 70
I vividly remember the first kino he showed me was T2 and monkey magic on beta Max (too poor for external Arial and or VHS DVD sat/cat TV at the time)

Based

>Post crapaldi or pre jodi Whittaker?
No, I've only got Capaldi with Clara on bluray. I refused to give BBC money for Capldi with Bill and I'm not watching Nurse Who.

>Get the x265 DVD rips if you can and upscale them via mpv/hc and mad r looks quite sharp on my 1080p tv and beat regular rips from 2 decades ago
>Definitely watch the movies though
I bought the entire series DVD collection when i was on sale for $160 and I got the movies as they came out. It's also on amazon prime i believe so that will make it a bit easier to watch.

Honestly, I just want two weeks of guilt free NEETlife. Sounds heavenly.

You sound gay dude kys

>I'm on year 7 of the 15 day quarantine
I'm on year 15
Feels extremely comfortable and familiar desu.
>>gf broke up with me on day this shit started
>>have to work soul-crushing job from home
>>parents both died years ago, no siblings, my one friend in the world is stuck in a lockdown in another continent
>i've been drinking so much the last 2 weeks, i have done permanent damage for sure
At lest you've had sex
Best I get is my mom smothering me quite literally with her tits then I go jerk off until my peepee hurt
Oic
I don't have any physical media since the aud took a shit and prices tripled over the last decade while our wages and bennies went through the floor + inflation so I just pirate everything

All good. Reading most of the time.

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>I don't have any physical media since the aud took a shit and prices tripled over the last decade while our wages and bennies went through the floor + inflation so I just pirate everything
Yeah I had been collecting tons of DVD's (and blurays) for years before digital and since you can't retroactively go digital I'm not going to re-buy everything unless I win the lottery. Not a pirate, either so that's out.

any good books for a retard that hasnt touched a book in a decade?

>Honestly, I just want two weeks of guilt free NEETlife. Sounds heavenly.
It's comfy
After 20 odd years it can get a bit boring but irl is even worse now there's absolutely no chance of ever getting a waifu + work or real friends outside here or discord especially for the next few years as shit recovers all the normie chads will take neetcel virgin gfs and comfy jobs and brads work from home
>All good. Reading most of the time.
Watchoo reading?

did the jew rapist fuck this strumpet?

i should have bought more toilet paper, my cumsock is smelling bad

>any good books for a retard that hasnt touched a book in a decade?
H.P. Lovecraft. Can even find a pdf of his collected works online for free.

>did the jew rapist fuck this strumpet?
Who do you think took the pictures?

>>I don't have any physical media since the aud took a shit and prices tripled over the last decade while our wages and bennies went through the floor + inflation so I just pirate everything
>Yeah I had been collecting tons of DVD's (and blurays) for years before digital and since you can't retroactively go digital I'm not going to re-buy everything unless I win the lottery.
Based
>Not a pirate, either so that's out.
Onions

Piracy is literally as easy as qbitorrent and jdownloader and rarbg
>did the jew rapist fuck this strumpet?
Ofc
She can't act for shit

Low T but checked anyway

>Piracy is literally as easy as qbitorrent and jdownloader and rarbg
I'm sure it is I'm just not a thief. Besides, I don't need to sit in front of my computer more than I actually am.

Depends on what you like. Maybe Lord of the Rings? Always a good read, imo.

Just started Pale Fire by Nabokov

I miss going into town for menial shit like groceries and random errands, I miss being able to go into the shop for beer now I get it delivered once a week. Aside from that I'm doing my course from home so it's not that bad aside from the internet quality tanking since everyone else is at home across the country.

Umm...

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I can't feel my dick

I've self quarantined for the past decade because of the virus known as people.

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Any of my fellow anons looking forward to their free $1200 in the coming weeks? Surely some of you have worked in the last year.

Kinda boring, actually. Had some optional assignments from college but no way in hell I'm doing them. My time will be better well spent reviewing the content I already have and studying on my own.
Aside from that, I just finished Doom Eternal. Extremely based game.

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it's not enough

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my life has literally not changed.

films for this feel?

I'm forced to watch films all day. Mostly current shit on Netdicks.

It's depressing.

Would watch

Just fine. I have my Fleshlight and hours of kino animu

I read your post out loud to my Dad and he chuckled

reminder obama would have saved us

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Myself and my line of work are essential to society so I don't get to fuck off like all of you leeches

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