AVADA

AVADA...

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SCYOOZE ME MAYTE AVV YOO GOH A LOICENSE FOR CARSTING FAWBIDDUN CURSES?

Was he really about to murder a child right outside Dumbledores office? Did Hogwarts make all adults check in their wands before entering the premises from then on?

Malfoy seems like the kind of wizard that says the n word a lot

Accio Hermoine's socks and panties!

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That was literally attempted murder, why didnt he get arrested?

I think this was added into the movie version but I could be wrong. It was likely supposed to be some generic hex like how a strict wizard father would treat a disobedient son, but Rowling just reused the name for her death spell.

bro imagine putting together polyjuice potions with the hair of two of the hottest girls in school and drinking them together with a bro and just getting to lez out for awhile

Damn these books and movies were boring as fuck compared to what they could have been

In the book, IIRC, he only gets out "Av-" before Dobby intervenes

If you took a piece of fur from Hermoine after she became a catgirl, would you turn into catgirl Hermonie?

I'M GOING TO SAY THE M WORD

Myfatherwillhearaboutthis?

Dude do you think she had a big cat pussy or a human pussy? So many unanswered questions

why didn't they just make the kill spell a really long word so people could just run away when they heard it?

Because the person who created an "instant killing spell" is probably the sort who, I dunno, wants to kill people instantly.

>Neville got circumcised due to an accident in his late 20's but somehow they have no magic spell to restore the foreskin

t: J.K Hackling

Was it ever explained why there was absolutely no one using any sort of firearm?

wizards don't like normal people technology

>someone shoots you with a gun
>cast protection spell
>bullet ricochets and kills him
gg muggle scum

Hnnnngggg

Apparently the director told him to just say any random spell but he'd been reading the books and it was the first one he thought of

No he doesnt. I have a german version right here. The one with Harry's smug face staring out of the cover with a chicken looking phoenix in the background flying around the Chamber of Secrets. Malfoy only says "De-" and then it cuts off.

NUMALEA

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No license to carry a gun license in the UK

im sure it was similar to like modern people owning a bow. sure it can be fun for hobbies or whatever, but it was in no way an everyday item for them. i think it would have been hilarious to see mr weasley at the final fight scene armed to the teeth with firearms instead of a wand

>implying anyone in this thread has a Y chromosome
Get lost manlet.

>Luv' me Dudley
>Luv' me Ingurland
>Luv' me Grunnings (best drills I tell ya)
>'ate the Potters
>'ate the wizards
>'ate Harry (not child abusement just don't like 'im)
Simple as

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>The spell is somewhat effective

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>TFW you’ll never again buy an English made drill like Grunnings

How is that effective, it's the feeling of holding little girl panties and putting them on that's the goal, I dont need to see them.

>De

no way

Madeye should've been carrying a piece. He's old and slowing down, paranoid as hell and has a lot of enemies. I can definitely see him blasting some death eater with a revolver.

It is strange that all these memes are directed against your slightly below average to average white male, yet these memes are all made by those same slightly below average to average white males. Why do white men hate themselves so much? Shit's like crabs in a bucket.

LAMBADA

based

How could the Dursleys afford to rent an island ?

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we really need some guns vs magick kino

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You can't really put cuckolds and normal people in the same group.

It's almost like it started as a joke and really insecure guys started taking it seriously.

Because it’s a piece of shit rock on the sea and Vernon was half crazy by then

because fuck argentina

It's low IQ media for low IQ children

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>Lotr
Alright this is starting to get stupid

>Citizen Bane
>Avatar
Wait a minute...

dangerously based and funny

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Imagine your post but the text is green and there's a söyjack

>voice-activated protection against projectiles faster than sound

It was a different time

Have we fallen so low
Also I just noticed that pic didn’t include Disney’s brand. Very telling

Yes, post 2017 pleb tourist

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Al these years later and no one has edited her uniform to be of Slytherin colors.

People still post on /lit/?

They can cast spells with their minds and teleport instantly.

That meme wasn't really directed at cuckolds specifically, but at plump, balding white guys with facial hair (i.e 80-90% of not only Yas Forums but the internet at large). It just seems really odd to me that these supposedly "based" right-wing anons would spend all their time hating on a huge portion of their own demographic. It would be like the Soviets depicting your average Russian as some kind of troglodyte. It's incredibly self-defeating. No wonder the Right doesn't get anywhere if all it does is punch down at the lesser half of its potential audience.
It started as a joke, but seriously posting soijacks is now what Yas Forums is all about.

This one takes me back

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It's never been more popular and the best part is OP and his daily spam threads are here because the new hotpocket chased him out

American Psycho really isn't pleb. Whoever made this chart was just angry at the Yas Forums memes.

Why are Potter fans so fat?

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>Vonnegut
/lit/ struck me as a gathering that would love Vonnegut’s worst works

Anything in the realm of imagination is inherently onions, because it is all fake like onions is fake protein unlike real protein which you get by being a man and high test and wrestling wolves and other real muscular activities, not reading childish fairy tales or books in general.