For Frodo
For Frodo
Aaron Gray
Bentley Rodriguez
For TP
John Gonzalez
Kek'd.
Dominic Mitchell
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Jaxson Howard
>I was there three thousand years ago when the toilet paper of men ended
Asher Watson
Jason Torres
Single Ply? Single ply is weak
Michael Scott
>that comfy feeling of going shopping in my local supermarket that constantly plays 80s music
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Matthew Scott
>Lidl
I'd rather starve desu.
Christian Lee
>Buy, you fools.
Owen Kelly
lol
Michael Murphy
Give them a token for pity's sake
Angel Bailey
Why's Lidl blurred out?
Aaron Nguyen
Almost always hear Electric Avenue at mine.
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Nolan Stewart
user, you don't want to get copystriked and you Yas Forums account banned
Liam Rodriguez
to conceal its identity
Gavin Nguyen
The power of the ring
Luis Kelly
Zachary Brooks
>Give them a token for Petey's sake
Who's Petey?
Jayden Jones
There's some hand sanitizer in this world, Mr Frodo...and it's worth fighting for.
William Ross
Jaxon Edwards
Yes, but what about a second bog roll?
Brandon Anderson
ONE ROLL TO WIPE THEM ALL
Matthew Peterson
Toilet Bombalidlo.
Nathaniel Turner
A hoarder is never late
Grayson Gray
>Financeposting
>Karakeposting
>Hoardingposting
why is LOTR so versatile?
Nathaniel Collins
Cottonelle! Elvish toilet paper. One small square is enough to clean the anus of a grown man.
Wyatt Robinson
>A hoarder is never late
He panick buys precisely when he means to
Nathan Morris
One setting to rule them all, and in the imageboard bind them.
Gabriel Johnson
>They have a bog roll
William Gray
Why? They have food like any other grocery store
Luis Mitchell
All right, then. Keep your hand sanitizers.
Kayden Carter
GET AWAY FROM THE TOILET PAPER AISLE
YOU HAVE TO BUY CANNED FOOD
Kevin Bailey
>CO-RO-NA
Blake Rogers
>How many rolls did you go through Sam?
>SIX
Oliver Nelson
What a brainlet. Lidl is great.
Landon Baker
Why didn´t Frodo bring TP when he made his quest towards Mount Doom?
Brayden Williams
Could one of you obese Americans summon the strength to explain to me what shop that is? Or is this a crooked toothed British thing, given it's dirty Brit hours?
Jaxson Wood
>We've had nothing but paper towel for three stinking days.
Levi Mitchell
It’s true that you don’t see many dwarf toilet rolls, and that they are so alike in consistency and grain that they are mistaken for dwarf sand paper, and this has given rise to the belief there is no dwarf toilet paper, and that dwarfs just shit in the shower
Liam Rivera
Robert Clark
It's part of the German grocery invasion, like Aldi
Christopher Morales
Why didn't the eagles just fly them to the grocery store?
Jonathan Smith
And they call it a flu.
A FLU!
Gabriel Morris
>Looks like toilet papers are out on the grocery, boys.
Landon Stewart
>How about second mutation?
Angel Campbell
Kek
>Coof it
>Spread it
>Say it's just the flu
Luis Morgan
CORONA HAS INFECTED. GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
Easton Lewis
It's Lidl.
Christian Garcia
WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME TP?
Landon Watson
Your hand sanitizer has no power here
John Fisher
Blessed thread
Christian Kelly
DEEN'Z BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
Landon Price
What's the Elvish word for shit?
Nolan Anderson
Yes, we've wiped once, But what about second wiping?
Zachary Smith
拉屎
Leo Nelson
>It's a pity Bilbo didn't hoard when he had the chance.
Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that stockpile TP deserve to wipe with their hands. Some that wipe with their hands deserve TP. Can you give it to them, Frodo?
Hudson Ross
Hey dol! Merry dol! I'm quarantined,nowhere to go!
On Tom's land I shall stay! Until corona goes away!
Ryder Ortiz
They're out of eggs.
Ian Cruz
LOOL
Owen King
>I GET UP, AND NOTHIN GETS ME DOWN
>MIGHT AS WELL JUMP, GO AHEAD JUMP
>kino guitar solo
Jayden Lee
>Yes, we've recovered once, But what about second infection?
Christian Mitchell
All shops should play some funky tunes, I think people would buy more shit if something like this was in the background:
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Hunter Perry
Imagine Smaugs hoard but it's all TP and Hand Sanitizer.
Asher Nelson
Julian Harris
I am infected, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my lungs. Just a flu, bro indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like hand sanitizer spread across too many hands. That can't be right. I need a ventilator, or something.
Nathaniel Morris
I asked her for one sheet... she gave me three.