Why yes you can eat whatever you want in this room

literally /ourguy/

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user how do you know about that sub reedit? your not a filthy reedit nigger are you? please say it aint so

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Were the Oompa Loompas slaves?

>le repeating numbers
Fuck off autist

Some things shouldn't needed to be explained

It was a sanitation thing, but I'm sure you already know that.

OP the type of niggafaggot to spread Covid-19

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because he expects them to have an ounce of fucking self-respect instead of cupping mouthfuls of shitwater into their mouths. then again, nazis are retarded so it's no wonder the little lardo got rekt

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>proudly displaying your knowledge of reddit

^ found the ledditor

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>Come to chocolate factory
>batshit insane owner tells you you can eat anything in the room
>8 year old kid is supposed to know he meant everything except what the fucking company is known for producing

>You can eat whatever you want here, except drink from the river. If you drink from the river, bad things will happen.
Was this a reference to the Garden of Eden?

what fantastic contributions to a terrible thread.

His whole purpose was to torment the children and then trick them one-by-one until only a smart and kind child was left to take care of his stuff.

He was betting on one of them to fall into the river of chocolate which is why he says "oh and dont touch the chocolate river~!" What a cunt.

No because God tells them not to do it whereas Wonka is just a negligent retard who only says don't drink the chocolate after the fact

It's a reference to one of the oldest and most distinctly human traits in existence: curiosity.

wouldn't melted chocolate be ridiculously hot?

you buy Wonka Chocolate bars by the gallon, dipshit? if fatty von diaperschitts had waited 10 seconds maybe he could have had his shitwater in solid form? i guess you're as stupid as the nazi

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Did Wonka even sell anything except chocolate to the public?

Chocolate melts at body temperature if you hadn't worked this out

>^ found the ledditor
^ found the ledditor

Much of the candy and even the river in the film are real. Apparently the cream in the river spoiled and the set smelled like shit afterward.

good thing there was only one scene there

Do you give yourself the spicy keychain when you put your keys in your pocket?

Charlie was almost diced by a giant fan.

it was chocolate milk

Based and neetpilled

no, it was a chocolate river. milk was never mentioned.

Gloop drinking the chocolate wasn't bad - like you say, literally everything in the room is up for grabs, so why not the river? He still deserves his fate though because:
>He keeps going like a fat fucking pig even when specifically told to stop by Wonka and his mum, and while everyone in the room is drawn over by his display of gluttony
>He chooses to lean the fuck over a chocolate river to try and get it into him faster despite 'not being able to swim a yard' according to his mother - literally putting his life at risk for the chocolate despite there being a ton of other shit in the room

>hexcuse me, Herr Vonka, where ist die ladle? Ich would like to scoop das chocolat

wow so easy if you're not a stupid nazi moron

take your meds

He said eat anything they want. He was drinking the chocolate. Never said they could drink anything

t. peeved nazi

If he cared about his chocolate he wouldn't have made it into a river that people and objects could easily fall into
I'm partially convinced that everything he showed those kids was made up just for the tour, and he has a normal factory in the back

>t. schitzo

Was Charlie's the only trap that wasn't inescapable? It seems like everyone else's centered around you eating/doing something you shouldn't and then being completely fucked
>Augustus falls into the chocolate river, is immediately sucked into the pipe
>Violet chews the gum and becomes a blueberry (Admittedly it seems like she had a good minute or so of transforming where she could have spit it out, but who knows if it would have helped)
>Charlie takes a fizzy lifting drink, THEN has several minutes to float, figure out a solution, and emerge unscathed
>Veruca falls down a metal chute, immediately into the trash
>Mike gets shrunk as soon as he hits the button
The answer to all of these scenarios is "Don't act like a spoiled brat" but Charlie specifically is the only one who had a way out after he fucked up. Seems a bit unfair

No.

He had all kinds of candy but the chocolate was the backbone.

Where can I watch this movie

>well known fact that the golden tickets were in the actual wonka bars
>charlie's family get him some kind of wagon wheel thing and think he has a chance of finding one
This has always fucking bugged me. The tickets were in WONKA BARS. Why the fuck would you expect to get one from a different product. I hate this movie

If Agustus weren't such a fat sack of shit he could've swam up and climbed back on land

Charlie doesnt suffer a trap in the book it was done strictly for movie purposes zoom zoom

They are poor so maybe they aren't terribly bright either, and assumed Wonka candy = Golden Ticket
Alternatively, the wagon wheel thing may have been cheaper than the Wonka bar, and it was all they could afford, so they were just trying to keep Charlie's hopes up

Of all the kids Veruca got off easy, she just got covered in garbage. The others are disfigured for life

>hurr durr i'm a big fat fuck i'll just scoop chocolate river with my hand
>hurr durr he said not to eat it since it's a prototype but i luv gum so i'll eat it
>hurr durr i was singing about being a spoilt bitch and stood on the eggdicator
it's not a trap if your own retarded nature puts you in a completely avoidable situation

>falling 10 stories onto eggshells
>not disfigured

i can't tell if it's ten retards in this thread typing stupid shit or just one big retard

I was talking about the book and the 2005 movie but a retard like you has to assume the worst of anything

Fat floats easier in water. Example: chimps are nearly all muscle and as such, their body is too dense to float, so they drown very easily.

>most distinctly human traits in existence: curiosity.

what are chimpanzees
dogs
dolphins

Bugged me too as a kid. But I think is at least partially right

>responds to an image of gene wilder
>"I WUZ TALGING ABOUD DA OTHER WUNS"

There is no need to be so triggered

Does chocolate follow the same bouyancy principles as water? You'd assume it's slightly thicker.

Raping things for sport or pleasure is not curiosity...

Eh, looked like water in the movie so I think we can assume it's not melted chocolate. I mean, a boat floats on it

no one is triggered here. i refuted your point very simply above, then you scrambled to defend yourself by moving the goalposts to something that was not being discussed in this thread.

also the 2005 version is patently shit and should not be discussed in any context other than it being a complete abortion of a "film"

>moving the goalposts
Yeah you’re mad
Funny how you call the 2005 version shit when it was far more faithful to the original book by Dahl and the only thing bad about it was Depp

OH N-

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Anyone here read the books? Was he an alien or some shit?

it's "shih-tzu", silly

Wasn’t it a chute rather than a straight drop?

this bothers me every fucking time i watch the movie but 15 minutes later i've completely forgotten

this is probably the first time i've seen anyone mention it. thank you

>Brings in a bunch of illegal immigrants
>Uses them as slave labor in his factory
Why wasn't he arrested?

He’s not an alien but the glass elevator can go to outer space.

>the only thing bad about it was the characterization of the film's lead
and don't you imply charlie is the lead, he spends the latter 75% of the movie staring in awe and watching things occur

>being faithful to the original is what makes things good!!!
rofl yeah man, we're done here.

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