/trek/ - Character Rank Edition

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I want the succ from 7 of 9

Fuck Chabon. How much of a kike does one have to be that the first female lead in a Star Trek show isn't woke enough for him.

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Picard now stands as the highest quality first season of a Trek show there is.

Is Picard a computer God Frankinstein now.

Dukat has never done anything wrong.

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PIC finale rundown:

>story was just one big blue ball just so picard can become RoboPicard

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row row row your boat gently down the stream

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Dukat did nothing wrong

Fucking Nicholas Cage/Brad Pitt hybrid third in from the right on mid tier.

*teleports*
"Resistance..."
*splits into a billion nanobots*
"IS..."
*squat*
"FUTILE!"
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO FUCK MY BROTHE...*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWWWW*
*ONONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!*
*OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW*
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
*M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH*
*GRLSHSHSHSH*
*M-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabing*
*HELP ME GRORIUS ROMRURU-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*
*Psssshhh... nuffin personnel, you knife-eared Romulan bitch.*
*walks away*

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>robo Picard

I wanna vomit

>Can I not force a dune buggy chase into this one? Well how about I die, declare my love for Data, then have my consciousness transported into an android body. Gene would be so proud.

The Romulan siblings and Picard's Romulan caretakers were the only good characters in that show.

Should've put top row too.

>STD in God Tier
Discarded

STD is utter garbage

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God tier right here

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For a finale? It was great.

That's not saying much

This

And Shran

Why would he have an old man body?

>TFW no Romulan-Irish cougar GF.

Yeah but he's not a main character. He's like Rom or Guinan, who are also good.

You need to understand that the synthetic AI IS GOOGLE

Kirk, Spock, and Bones need to be together in god tier.

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He thinks Janeway's an incoherent mess of a character and he's completely right.

will she be ok lads

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I fucking hate that they use the nuTrek warp effects.

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>Elder god tier
>Barrel

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>inb4 zoomer tears

Nah. She was fine.

This list is just so... wrong. Worf is not god tier, not even close, especially after ds9. There's just so much wrong with this like Hoshi at the bottom and Mayweather doesn't deserve that spot there either. You're really awful but I honestly am so desensitized and beyond disappointed in expecting good taste out of this dogshit board or the troglodytes lurking, which btw, always manage to post the most dogshit eps as their favorites and I simply do not have the energy or willpower anymore to correct each one of you mongoloids because you breed around by the second.

Daily reminder this is the improved version.

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Mayweather is the jar-jar binks of Trek

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Season 2 reprisals wishlist

"BRING 'EM BACK IN MULTIPLE EPISODES OR FUCK OFF" TIER
Worf
Geordi
Q
O'Brien
Barclay

"FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR EXISTENCE" TIER
Dr Crusher
Lore

"IF YOU INSIST..." TIER
Guinan
Sela
Dr Pulaski

"NAH YOU'RE ALRIGHT" TIER
Wesley

I would include characters from DS9/VOY but fuck it, this is Patrick Stewart's show, we all know they're not gonna be acknowledged beyond Seven.

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Hoshi and Mayweather are both shit

My God, are those ships ugly. On both sides.

>Mayweather is the jar-jar binks of Trek
He's the most based? Then why isn't he at God Tier?

Isn't he too old and fat to command a starship?

Agreed.

If half your ships are firing non stop at the flowers, wouldn't it be incredibly retarded for the other ships to fly in close in front of the field of fire?

Fuck no. Riker is 64 and Picard was captain until he was 76.

When Picard wakes up one of the first things he asks is "oh Jesus Christ please tell me you didn't make me immortal" and they reassure him that they made his body as close to his original one as he could, mortality and all. Minus the brain disease that killed him.

Have so much respect for Burton for not signing onto this shit
Geordi just would not fit in this universe

reminder Patrick stuart hates the dr pulanski actress

you literally have pivotal characters of the franchise missing
please just... disappear
at this point I'm just completely done with the arguing, you're hopeless

This is not better
I understand some of you plebs can't appreciate ENT but can you at least stay consistent and not place Archer below Kirk, he's done a great performance and job despite the shitty arcs

Utter fabrication

She will return next season as a borg and steal seven away from raffie who will subsequently be found dead of an overdose.

Her character is total nonsense, it's just carried by Mulgrew never giving it less than 100%

Seriously, the CGI bridge on both Riker's and the Romulans' ship was fucking Spy Kids tier.

>I understand some of you plebs can't appreciate ENT but can you at least stay consistent and not place Archer below Kirk, he's done a great performance and job despite the shitty arcs
THat's irrelevant, I just crossed out all the nutrek characters and put them at the bottom.

they will have STD characters and you willlike it

Is she even still alive?

Picard season 1 sucked because the story was just like 4-5 different blueballs that went no where but at least it was fun seeing Riker and Brent Spiner again even though Picard was himself ruined

Here's who they need to bring back for seasons 2 and 3 because it's all Picard is good for so far (hoping that changes and it at least becomes Discovery-tier which is at least watchable)

>Worf
>Q
>Guinan (CONFIRMED S2)
>The Sisko
>Quark
>Rom
>Garak
>Janeway
>Tuvok
>EMH (CONFIRMED S2)

His age is the least concerning factor that should keep him away from Starfleet.

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>Riker's been living in the middle of nowhere baking pizzas for a decade but he can still come back and captain Starfleet's top-of-the-line ship at the drop of a hat

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Wrinklenoses belong in the mines or ovens

Can they just give Riker and Worf spin offs and cancel Picard please? Thanks.

I can't help but agree, such is the shitty nuTrek pew-pew aesthetic.
I do wonder if 'acting captain' Riker took a reduction in rank from Admiral to command this fleet, similar to Kirk in TMP. Surely if he retired as captain, he'd resume that rank, no 'acting' rank?

>Voyager

Riker has been retired for years. Him taking command would be retarded, he doesn't know his crew or his ship or the other ships. There would be hundreds of other serving captains who could do the job far better.

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STD is garbage