Yes... I bought your Colgate toothpaste... AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

Yes... I bought your Colgate toothpaste... AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

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Not that STING PIECE OF SHIT!

WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS?!

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Fuck salt

WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?!

was he faking it for internet fame

TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A -SHIT- ABOUT BIGFOOT. UPDATE: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, SO FUCK HIM.

BOB SAGET

HE LOOKS LIKE A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN.

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DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

I wonder what he's up to these days?

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THROW EM OVER HERE

“Dad, I heard she was a lesbian...”

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yes, if you watch his earlier videos he's much more mellow.

HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

probably gettin fucked in the ass.

Years and years later. And I'm still quoting this shit back and forth with my brother.

That’s not a Mickey Mouse shirt that’s just TIT DIRT

It's easy for Dennis to give a shit because Dennis is so FULL OF SHIT.

...the one with TARTAR CONTROL...

MUD FLOOD FUCKS

GENTLEMEN
EAT SHIT

Gimme a biggie fry and some SHIT to DRINK

Sir, can you watch your language? There are ladies here.

THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, DUMBASS.

BITCH


...I LOVE YOU

I never liked tourettes guy even at the height of his popularity

What happened to him? Why did he disappear?

FASHION BUG

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We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars

HE’S PROBLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS!

Bacon and eggs, dear.

tourettes guy is relentlessly handsome

We’re gonna be out of the butt, and I to the fuck if we don’t come up with that 36 dollars

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD

I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK!

UPDATE

What?

I'd shove a can of Pringles up that preacher's ass and be happy to tell him about it

THEYRE SMALL THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

YES. HE'S A LONG-LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN.

Can you do me favor? My son brought some pickles home from the cannery. I was hoping I could store em at your place

WHAT IS THIS? SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY!?

HUH!?

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FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU

>Daaaaym.... Bitch! You got a stupid fatass!
>overweight black woman slaps him and he falls onto the ground
>DAMN BITCH!

Did you shit in the toilet? Did you shit in the fuckin toilet and put all the fuckin toilet paper in there?

He tried doing a revival a decade ago but it just wasn’t as good (kind of like New Numa).

THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT

FUCK HORSES

Who's that faggot with a tuba?

FUCK THE PHILIPPINES
THEY CAN FILL UP MY ASS

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN MY SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?

Daily reminder that the angry video nerd stole his entire stichk from danny, danny always drinks rolling rock, nerd always drinks heinikin, danny always wears blue tony the tiger shirt, nerd always wears white shirt with pocket protector, danny says something about a dead mooses ass, angry video nerd says something about a dead mooses ass and trys to string together random sayings like danny but fails,he also 100 percent stole the way danny says ASSSSS really makes ya think

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i meant danny always drinks killingons and the nerd always drinks rolling rock

30 Cases of pickles!?

amazon? is that the big black woman you work with?

FUCK SALT

They should have done a movie with this dude/character.

They "son" laughing in many of the videos ruins the immersion for me

That’s not toilet paper around his neck is it?

I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS

THERES A WHOLE LOTTA FUCKIN GOIN ON IN HERE

AW FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GROUNDED
>What for?!
CUZ YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKIN' A SHIT, THAT'S WHY. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!
>...Shit.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SAYING THAT?!

Did he have tourettes too or was all of this just fake?

It was all completely fake.

I feel lied to.