Why didn’t Voldemort just toss baby Harry into a river?

Why didn’t Voldemort just toss baby Harry into a river?

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because every wizard is a huge retard and can't survive nor do anything without magic

...piss off

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>it’s literally the power of love that stopped voldemort from killing Harry
>somehow other wizards haven’t managed to harness this magic and use it to stop killing curses

well perhaps OP is wondering why someone would curse a man, before throwing them into a river.

>it’s literally the power of love that stopped voldemort from killing Harry
It's just a manner of saying. What Dumby meant she was a smart witch and used a spell that sacrificed her own life putting a shield over Hairy Pothead. This was explained in the 7th movie. I think most advanced wizards could use the spell to stop killing curses but it means you have to sacrifice yourself

99.99% of wizards don't feel love
prove me wrong. You can't. There is never any hint of true unconditional sacrificial love in this series except for when his mom saved her baby

Because wizards shit and pissed themselves until Muggles invented toilets. They are retards.

Its a matter of pride for Voldemort that he (and he alone) kill Harry with the Abracadabra since it failed before

coz if voldemort touched harry he would turn to ash like in the first movie

why didn't he just use a gun

Why didn’t he wear gloves then?

They put muggle artifact protection spells on all wizards right after birth. It's their form of baptizing.

why didn't he just stab him with his wand?

The spell has an NFC

He could've poked in the eye with his magic stick right?

Then why didn’t Voldemort use one of these bad boys to strangle Harry?

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coz it was harry's toy and voldy didnt ask permission

"Duh."

>stab him with his wand
gay
>poked in the eye with his magic stick
gay

"NO!"

Voldemort was a magic nazi and considered any physical activity to be demeaning to true nazi wizards.

This, I love rowling. Her universe is so ducking nonsensical and retarded, it's great

Because it's illegal

It says a lot that you literally can't differ this from real lore

he could've leviosa'd him

I read HP when I was younger. Once I grew up I started reading Terry Pratchett. I took me quite a long time to get used to the fact that he's doing this ridiculous universe thing on purpose.

why would the love magic protect him from death but not leviosa?

he was a wizarding school dropout, he obviously missed that class and didnt know the spell

It's pretty obvious tho that things aren't supposed to make sense, they're just supposed to be quirky.

I still listen to the audiobooks every now and then, cozy stuff

>this castle has a dungeon underneath it, and it is also next to a very dangerous forest
>lets turn it into a school for ten year old children
>brilliant

>I still listen to the audiobooks every now and then, cozy stuff
Same

it's a school but also an eugenics program

why didn't he just leviosa a big rock on the litle runt's head?

>dark lord stopped by a fat Brit with a baton

"It is called the final solution" Dumbledore said calmly.

>"it's the Final Solution for the Je- I mean, for the education question", Dumbledore said camly

Babies are strong swimmers you fool

They also have anti-drowning spells installed

It's called the Sorting hat

>actually lets you choose
More like the pick your own prize hat

It was built by Anglo-Saxons in the 9ths century. Do you have any idea how barbaric they were?

>Do you have any idea how barbaric they were?
The name Anglo is a pretty dead giveaway.

GAS THOSE GODDAMNED MUGGLES Dumbledore said calmly.

not as barbaric as the people who approved of hogwarts becoming a school
>make the stairs move whenever they feel like it, that'll really fuck em up

ZYKLONUS MUSTARDUS

Reminder that canonically wizards shit their pants then magic the turds away

JEWADA KADAVRA

Does NFC stand for Norf Football Club?

this

I always found it stupid how there’s a specific spell for killing. There are infinite ways to kill someone with magic. A lightning spell or a spell that makes someone’s heart explode/stop is just as dangerous the killing one yet only that spell is a curse

Why didn't Voldy just use a broom stick to push in the soft spot in Harry's skull? It wouldn't kill him but good luck with that chosen one that can't tie his own shoes and drools on himself.

t. Norman ponce

deh

akshully im Anglo-Norman, literally peak humanity.

daily reminder that >the greatest dark wizard of all the time couldn't even subdue one fucking country or let the muggles general public notice it

Why didn't Voldemort just take Harry as his own and raise him to be a perfect twink boy toy

Voldemort wasnt the greatest dark wizard of mall time, just of his own time.

Being able to breath underwater for a while even after birth doesnt really make them strong swimmers tho

he had a phobia for broomsticks. thats why voldy and his death eaters all just use the smokey fly around spell

How about just setting the house on fire? Or making it all collapse on the baby?

You're not doing it right and you're not funny

Why didn't Voldemort tell the muggles that an evil wizard cult is at Hogwarts' coordinates then have them nuke it? Just have one of your goons pretend to attack London and then you stop him, then say "their secret castle is here, quick send the RAF". He would be celebrated as a hero worldwide, would have the entire planet backing his quest to solidify his rule over the magic world, and probably get offered hot, young, golddigging babes to fuck.

Imagine how kino an all-out war between wizards and muggles would be. Or even Harry and friends introducing muggle technology to the wizarding world and using it to defeat Voldemort. Sadly Rowling's neoliberal middle class single mother mediocrity would never allow for this.

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Why didn't Harry just put horcrux in his ass?

Wouldn't work. Wizards have inherent magic before they learn how to use it. Like when muggle bullies would try to beat Harry up but he would accidentally jump on the roof. If Voldy set fire to Harry's house then baby Harry would probably probably magically urinate out the flames.

are you serious nigger?

>tfw wasn't greatest wizard of mall time
>tfw only greatest wizard of food court time

Rowling's universe doesn't make the least bit of sense in most parts, which she probably never intended, and is very retarded in many others, but this part does make sense. He wants to kill the baby because of a prophecy, he thinks that it will grow up to be his mortal enemy and downfall, and he's an extremely arrogant man who believes the fact that he has magical powers gives him the natural right to rule over everyone and everything that doesn't have them. Of course he would go there himself and look the baby right in the eye when using the most purely magical way to kill it

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Not an argument.
I've only seen the first and second movies btw

How about hollowing out the floor underneath him til he's deep underground where no one can find or reach him.

Why didn't they just blast voldemort with a nuke?

>tfw not even average wizard of department store time

He didn't stand a chance against Paul Blart Mall Cop

No, that's stupid as shit. That's like Hitler insisting on using only the most German methods to kill the Jews, beating them to death with ancient Germanic tribe clubs.

>tfw below par wizard of small town mom and pop store time

kek

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Because Rowling is a hack who thinks that plot contrivances are just a part of storytelling

Yeah, whatever. Hitler did use the most German way to kill jews by the way, he used an autistically bureaucratic system to kill them with industrial means. It's the most well documented genocide in human history

The point is that voldemort thought of himself and other wizards as being some noble magical elite, and it would have been beneath him to whack someone over the head with a club.

Why didn't Voldemort just put Harry on a vegan diet?

RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT

Read the fucking books incel

because the entire series is full of stupid inconsistent shit like this.

why didn't voldemort just throw a heavy object at harry?

why didn't he just place harry in a coffin and place it underground where he will die of suffocation or dehydration?

i hate this fucking franchise so much

Baby Harry would just jump out of the hole

Why didn't he just put poison into Harry's baby formula?

Because babies float like shit, because they made 90% of shit

The Ministry of Magic dont have access to the nuclear codes and good luck convincing Drumpf that he needs to nuke Britain to kill a wizard

>stand outside the door
>accio harrypotter!
>harrypotter zworps across the room at incredible high speed
>close the door at the last second

There's ways to protect against the other shit but you can't protect against abracadabra