A pint, to Yas Forums

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luv football
luv tits
luv pints
'ate southerners
'ate pakis

hoooooly based

>SADNESS BECAUSE THEY NEVER FINISHED THE SIX NATIONS INTENSIFIES

>GETS DRUNK AND COMPLAINS ABOUT THE TIME IT USED TO BE FIVE NATIONS

simple as

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Whose got the one of the lad in a pond? Thought I did but I seem to have lost it

Looks like my uncle who literally drank himself to death. Weird how beer makes your face swell up like that.

cheers, mate

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kek

>implying this northern hardarse would follow a noncey poofter sport like union

cheers

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>implying he isn't happy that the Saracens got relegated for cheating and they found the stack of secret coconuts they used to pay Vunipola

lmao they do that? against who? Italy?

Corona ain't stopp'n me getting a pint

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AH LUV ME FKIN CHIPPY

To all of you with sphisticated taste in art, a toast!

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yes italy was the ad-in to get interest from the continent.

They have also let a few Italian teams in the Irish league. Zebras and another

love my castleford tigers
hate southern pratball
simple 'as

How do you become red like this? Serious answers pls, obviously this guy is meant to be white but he's as red as an apple

three weeks without any pints lads I'm going mental

I recognise that smashed pastie

Daily lager drinking till ur pissed.

GET THAT UP IN YA!

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"Simple comme bonjour"

Drink 10 beers everyday for 20-30 years

40k orcs sound like this and it makes my heart all fluttery

CAM ON CORONA
SCORE SUM FUKHIN CHINKS

But can says down.
Do you get it down or up?

youtube.com/watch?v=RauxLMFafGI
Fokin hell.

Prost, seid freindlich hob I gsagt

Why is your beer so smoll?

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Norf gets it up in ya
Souf gets it down in ya

by the end of the night, both

Cheers. Bottoms up!

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What is that?

Thanks fella.
Mine’s a hobgoblin

I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPYS
I'M NEVER GONNA STOP
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'ate humies
'ate gitz
love me gork 'an me Red unz
simpol as an WAAAGHHH

It's com you bellend.

Why are they drinking yogurt like that ?

>that southwest feel
why do you hate us lads

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It's milk obviously. Healthy breakfast drink for girls!

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My chippy was never the same after this

Comendatori!

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They think the souf is just London

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Orcs and Orks are cockneys you absolute wazzock.
Dwarfs are the norfeners. Maybe squats might qual

Sugar water

Buon anima.

Salut Tone

Glass size dont matter when you get the next round in before everyones finished so there is zero boozing downtime

here la'

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You think the Norf FC is your ally? I was born in the pub, molded by it.

disgusting

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bongs are weird and their memes are weird

Thankye

By having an imminent heart attack

MOT MOT MOT

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That’s going in the book

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lord christ, your nails are dirty af

yeah and fuck em 'ate em me

Drinking too much. He probably also has erectile dysfunction being that red and fat. It would all go away if he stopped for a year. He might still be fat but he would at least not die as quickly.

>tfw the pub is closed
help me out /britpol/

Your dole bitters madam

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I hate the fact that my family has shitty alcoholism genes and I can't take a fucking drink without going insane and ruining my life.

all these red bloated bongs are going to die from rona, right?

Have one on me lads

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nah cunt cos alcohol kills the rona

cheers x

How come a fully matured norfer just becomes a Pole?

INGERLUND
INGERLUND

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rona is for foreign lads only mate

You simp

What do you drink though? I can get through a 24 pack of beer and just be a merry drunk but some spirits turn me into an evil cunt