Do you like watching movies with your parents?

>sex scene comes up
>dad says "HOH BOOOY!" and laughs
>sit there awkwardly

>sex scene comes into film
>not awkward because grew up watching movies with parents
>parents aren't afraid of sexuality and passed that onto their kids
>sister and I used to sleep nude and cuddle together
>learned to kiss on my sister and her friends
>violent scene comes on
>mom gasps
>i have to apologize for the movie to her

>watching BlackedRaw with mum
>sex scene comes on

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>mom says "he cute!"

My boomer dad says "AAWWWWWWWWWW" really loud and makes fake crying sounds whenever an emotional scene comes on. His mother was a drunk that never loved him so I give him a pass for having a hard time with emotions.

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you lost me about midway through that user..you WHAT?!

are you American? cuz here in America we're the exact opposite. Violence doesn't phase us one bit but someone shows a nipple on the superbowl and half the country goes absolutely fucking apeshit.

You don't have a hard time with emotions from your dad? Usually it's passed on from his mother to your dad to you.

Looks like two white people having sex no wonder they're all so disgusted

That's a scene from Homeland.

f-french

NO. I love my parents, but they're complete motor-mouths who can never shut up for more than a minute or two at a time.

My boomer dad lost his dad in ww2. His mom was a pillhead. When we go to see kino together he sits stoically in silence throughout the whole thing. My dad is based.

well that explains that. I'm not knocking you btw. violence should bother us more than sex.

I do but not so badly that I can only watch 90s thrillers (although I do like those..)

Same

Doesn't even laugh at the sort of jokes he usually would at home

Based

>>sister and I used to sleep nude and cuddle together
>>learned to kiss on my sister and her friends
why couldn't this be me?

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Mine loved westerns, only film I remember watching with him other than disney shit was once upon a time in the west

i hate being an american

>watch It with dad
>keeps muttering "wow she's pretty" under breath when Sophia's on screen

I always hold my breath when they come up.

Man I miss watching the newest shitty horrorflicks with my father. We would watch 2 or 3 in a row and get drunk. Good times.

my parents are probably even more racist than me. they can't even watch commercials without constantly shouting at the tv "fucking niggers everywhere even in my own fucking house"

what was this kike's endgame? twatter likes?

>mfw growing up anytime a nude or sex scene came on my mom would yell "cover your eyes user!"
>mfw caught watching porn (was only like 10yo so purely out of curiosity) and was screamed at and punished
>mfw grew up with unhealthy views on sexuality and the human body and now I'm probably a deviant

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>watching a movie or tv show with any women ever
>"Okay wait, so who is that again? And why is he doing that?"

It's exhausting bros, I have to constantly tell my gf to just keep watching the movie for info because I literally know just as much as her.

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You did well. There is nothing more to say anymore.

>movie requires even a tiny amount of suspension of disbelief
>dad: hmm...seems a bit farfetched
He hates most movies.

title of webm is wrong that is not blacked

reminds though of one time some woman showed blacked to her little daughter who was like 5 or 6 and streamed it on facebook however the video is gone from the internet now

>probably

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God bless you frogs. You have it all figured out.

I've had to move back in with my folks due to a serious accident and its been about eight years now. One of the only things we do as a family any more, besides eat dinner, is watch tons and tons of kino. My mom has a heart for the classics and intellectual films, while my dad goes for foreign films and also chick flicks and obviously bad straight to dvd stuff. As for myself I've introduced them to every Yas Forums recommendation if I know they'll go for it, and most of the time they do.

I'm forgetting the show or movie now but there was a situation where the story directly involved an intimate couple and gratuitous sex scenes, and I talked my parents INTO watching it because it was really good. So kinda a reversal on that webm there. They were initially apprehensive about watching stuff like that with me, but I told them I don't find it weird and neither should they. Now no kino is too racy for me and my folks.

>mother is browsing facebook on her phone or leaving the room to do random shit in the kitchen and then comes back and asks tons of questions about what's going on
>father is shitface drunk and keeps talking until he inevitably passes out around the third act and begins to snore loudly
no, not really

The first part happened to me as well. My mother also told me and my sister that every person outside of our family is probably a pedophile or murderer.

Now hold on a second

My parents are plebs sadly. They just aren't into movies that much. I try to show them good movies that I think they'll like but its always hit and miss. Dad particularly only seems to enjoy movies he saw when he was younger. Everytime Jaws comes on TV he watches it.

Just watch some kino documentaries with him. Or hobby shows about building some shit or whatnot.

>unhealthy
what do you consider healthy? whacking it to pornhub every day of your life?
your parents were right you know, as were literally every generation that came before them

he does like ww2 documentaries. hobby stuff wouldn't work since he is terrible at that sort of stuff. he's an old autismo

underage out

I only watched Bud Spencer movies, old war films, and westerns with my dad.

I miss watching Bridge on the River Kwai with him. I just miss him.

My dad goes "riiiiigghht" when something like that happens. I have to remind him it's fiction sometimes.

>blazing saddles
>office space
>caddyshack
>jaws
>jurassic park
>ot star wars
>lord of the rings
That's our pool to choose from for family movie night.

>No westerns

Absolute trash.

Never really grew up on them.

I must secure my existence and a futur for myself

>don't teach your kid about sex
>they try figuring it out on their own via the internet
>punish them for it
does that sound healthy to you?

>sister and I used to sleep nude and cuddle together
hot

Yes. There's no healthy way to consoom pornography. The best thing they could do is put him out there socially so he could get a gf.

based frenchie

I think I just pissed myself

user did you even read the post? you just said not teaching your kids about sex is healthy. kids look stuff up because of curiosity, if porn is their first exposure to sex then that is the parent's fault

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>watch Blue is the Warmest Color
>recommend it to a friend
>"sure user! I'll give it a watch!"
>few weeks later messages me "what the fuck was that user??"
>friend tells me they watched the movie with parents and had to endure that 10 minute sex scene awkwardly watching silently.
Lmfao, I think I laughed for 2 hours straight.

Fuck niggers
Fuck jews
Fuck gays
Fuck trannies
Fuck jannies

No, they're both retarded and annoying and also my mom watched crap like the Office. They're not going to make it five minutes into Bergman, Pasolini or Von Trier.

So did she get lynched yet or not?

You sound like an obnoxious turbo autist.

who cares?