Rolex?

If I bought a 1.000 $ watch does that entitle me to a gf 1/20 of a Bond girl?

Yes you can get a 0.5/10

>thinks a fancy watch is more useful than jewelry
>in a world where phones with internet timekeeping exist
Absolute retard.

tiffany.com/

You find some broad in there, then you show her photos of your girlfriend with jewelry she owns on (zoom in on it or whatever). Then the girl will sell you some shit and when your gf sees the box she'll smile if she is halfway normal. The loose bracelets seem to work well and aren't too expensive.

Mickey Mouse Watch

kek this so much - and she wouldn't be wrong either

Fuck you the 1-10 scale is logarithmic I mean brute value so a 7/10 becomes a 6.5/10.

imagine buying JEWlery and wrist watches in 2k20

IWC

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I only have photos of her when she was 15.

that's ok, her wrist won't have grown too much in 1 year.

>Burando?

Sorry user, if you want a fertile woman with a human face you need to at least wear a submariner

why don't you buy her some steel cap boots you fucking lunk

>the 1-10 scale is logarithmic
nu-uh
A 10/10 isn't 10 times as beautiful as a 9/10.

Just wait until you actually have a gf and she sends you selfies every day of what she is wearing and asks you if it is cute.

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how is that logarithimic

She didnt wear any trinkets besides a crucifix back then. And now she's a vegan. She's also not my gf she left for some italian 6ft tall fucker. Guess the watch really was kind of a dumb idea.

iktf. how do I answer? I say yes everytime regardless currently.

Ahem

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bruh...

>It's an old meager....
An old meager what?

For me, it's The Dreamers. The ultimate in Eva kino.

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i watched Perfect Sense for some corona-kino last night and those scenes where Ewan is laying against her breasts cuddling...fuck man

Underage spotted. No watch barely even passes in high school anymore and even then you are just signaling that you are still a virgin. When you go to college it's TAG or some entry level Swiss minimum, and that's state college mind you, if it's private even an omega might be a little cheap. If you skip higher education and pick up a trade a modest Rolex fits the bill, but once you are a journeyman you are gonna want to upgrade. If you have a real job, and I mean one that pays over 150k a year, start with a modest Patek then upgrade after about 6 months. I've been a doctor in NYC for about 4 months (I wear a JLC) and we aren't even helping anybody wearing sub 1k watches right now because we are told to prioritize people that actually matter to society and not sandwich artists working at subway. A Rolex could save your life right now.

Wow I'm thinking he's based

wow you either have too much money that it doesn't matter or a retard, what female wears a wristwatch.

I figured a redpilled one that doesnt want to be a jewelry wearing whore, but this was before I found out she turned vegan.
And it was only about 200 dollar swiss watch, was gold though.

Thanks just doing my part to help you guys out. This is a guide for people who live in a civilized city. If you work some McJob in a flyover trailer park I don't think you need to have such taste in horology, and the cousin you are fucking will probably try to steal your exquisite time piece to buy meth or food. Stay safe.

It was just entertaining. Rolex is for new money plebs, but I'll give you the pass because of the thread theme. I'd still save someone with a rolex on before an omega, that's for sure!

Just tell her she'd be cuter if she took it off regardless of what she's wearing.

Many women do these days, atleast in Finland

Most of them, but they're those very thin bracelet-like watches with small dials

nobody in New York is important, nuke it.

jlc is like same pricing as a rolex, wtf did you just type

a PATEK PHILLIPPE WORLD TIME PHUCKEROONIES

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I work as a lawyer in a big international firm and everyone just wears Tags, if that
you see the occasional datejust but that's as nice as it gets

Patek.

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Fantastic post mate, getting a promotion thanks to this

I'm 22 years old 4mo in to my first job.

>Rolex is for new money plebs
Watches in general are for the nouveau riche. Old money doesn't need to know the time because if something is important it'll come to them and they'll deal with it whenever they feel like it. Any other matters of scheduling are for the staff to worry about. The idea that they need to be at a specific place at a specific time is as foreign to them as sleeping in on a weekday is to your average watch wearing pleb.

You're like those fat guys who have great sneaker collection but are so ugly that no one looks at their sneakers.

Can someone shoop a JLC reverso on this fucking ham fist?

Bane?

that is a very fat hand, wonder how the rest of you looks like

I actually use to be really good looking but nobody noticed my $600 J's on so I became fat and ugly so they would look down at my feet.

I am the opposite. I got in great shape as I started making more money so that I can look good in my expensive clothes and shoes.
It is so easy to be in great shape if you are making good money because you can get your meals delivered to you. You just have to work out for an hour every day.

Seethe

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Based retard, you fell for the Yas Forums meme. Women are only going to care about getting for clothes off so they can fuck you and they won't notice what nice shoes you are wearing.

Don't be dense, he clearly says its an Amiga

>Rolex?
no, this is the latest from Q Branch

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You are wrong. Good clothes make a lot of difference. I agree shoes don't make much difference.

Why doesn't Bond use a British brand of watch like Arnold & Son?

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It wasn't a watch at all it was an Ohm Meter

They didn't pay to advertise their watches.

I would buy fake watches even if I was a billionaire. The fact it might be made of slave labor is a feature.