How would you fix this shitheap of a board?

How would you fix this shitheap of a board?

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There is nothing wrong with Yas Forums.

Make sfw Yas Forums. Done.

more BDH posting

By hiding threads that don't interest me and reporting threads/posts that aren't on-topic.

for me it's Lady GaGa

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You don't. I need somewhere to shitpost.

They'll still come here because they think they're changing the world by shitposting.

Less mods.

ban sneed
open /waifu/ board

It's good now, people don't talk about capeshit as much

You'd really want to remove them and their valuable work?

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I would step up the btfoing of the libtards so they fuck off back to their own edgy underground places, like NYT comment section, Young Turks channel or Twitter with their Trust and Safety council.
Also rangeban chinese colonies that are Australia and Canada.

kill op

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more soijak posting
more sneedposting

Get rid of Yas Forums racebait threads, Twitter users and w*jak posters

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It would save hiro some money since he would't need to pay them anymore.

Yas Forums is a ship board
into the trash it goes
i'm a big guy
for you

First thing I'd do is get rid of all the whites

More mods

>sfw Yas Forums
How much of a gigantic pussy at you to want such a thing? How stupid are you to think it’s even possible?

Not your safe space.

more blade trilogy threads

Bring back daily /ieg/ - INLAND EMPIRE General threads

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Day of the rope for jannies and mods.

Ban the advertisers

more c*nny threads

russian trolls

This is the only correct answer

Permaban IPs that regularly post on Yas Forums

flags and ids
or just combine Yas Forums Yas Forums and Yas Forums into one giant shitposting gulag
but we all know shit moot wont do shit

>How much of a gigantic pussy at you to want such a thing?
Nobody minds porn, but when it's the majority of the threads on Yas Forums it's impossible to discuss anything else, so shitposters come here instead.
>How stupid are you to think it’s even possible?
I'm pretty sure it's possible for Hiro to make a new board whenever he pleases.

Permmaban anyone posting Yas Forums trash.

create a surfboard called "/tvd/" (for Yas Forums's DIDDLER)

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Your mistake is thinking the people who post Yas Forums here post on Yas Forums.

NO MORE DEAD COPS!

cp in a sticky to scare away the normalfag zoomers

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No tits or ass of any kind in OP pics
>Make sfw Yas Forums. Done.
This, which is also perenially shit for becoming a quasi porn board (as in over 3/4ths at any time) -- sfw Yas Forums might actually resurrect some of ye olden Yas Forums

So you want a board with no moderation but with moderation, and you actually think such a thing is possible.

Yas Forums became a porn board because it’s unmoderated. Why would you think “worksafe Yas Forums“ is even remotely possible?

I'm not a leftist, I just want to enjoy threads talking about movies and TV not about racebait and liberal Twitter threads

Impossible to fix, you'd have to replace redditors who don't give a fuck about anything but the latest trash with actual human beings

Kill sonic poster first

Not him but how can you even separate modern television and film from twitter politics and racebait shit
They ARE racebait shit and twitter politics

test

I care about more than the latest trash but this is the absolute last place I’d ever want to “discuss” it.

No, a board where anything is allowed except nsfw. And yes, it's possible considering that you already have boards with high traffic that have moderation, obviously mods and jannies won't always be there to delete the nsfw stuff but they've handled worse shit before so it is possible for them to at least do an okay job.

Theres no place on this website to talk about general shit anymore, just hobby boards and porn boards, just rename it to Yas Forums - sfw random and make /film/ or some shit
Everyone already treats this as sfw Yas Forums anyway

Step 1: stop being an easily triggered pearl clutching church lady constantly shrieking in a state of permanent moral panic

counter-intuitively Yas Forums is better at being Yas Forums than Yas Forums ever was, because it has a set topic(television and film), a moderation team trying to enforce it, and a user base that in the majority just wants to shitpost and create extra work for the mods. this adversarial relationship between the board itself and the user base creates a tension and a spirit of transgressive rebellion that a board where everything is allowed could never hope to achieve.

Yes because everyone actually interested in the subject at hand just gave up
Why bother indeed when the only discussion you can get are buzzword exchange with 14 years old memesters fresh from reddit or wherever the fuck they come from these days

Anyone attempting to browse the board is required to pass a one-time basic cinema test like captcha (identify the correct film from a series of images). Failure to answer the question correctly issues an automatic ban. This will stop 99% of the shitposting on the board.

Ban all Capeshitters

The first thing anyone would post on such a board would be nsfw and there would be literally no way to stop them.

Why do you “sfw Yas Forums“ retards think moderation is remotely effective?

That's why people are drawn to boards like Yas Forums and Yas Forums and not /bant/ or [s4s].

Yeah, you sure showed me
Have sex

It will stop 99% of posting on the board since Yas Forums doesn't watch films.

more meganposting

And VPNs.

Ban children from Yas Forums

>durr board doesnt do board topic
fuck off to Yas Forums you fucking cockroach

No one gave up. No one wants to spoon feed you. As that’s all “discussion” of anything of actual quality is on this site.