The great debate
The great debate
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Fuck elves
Day of the axe soon
LOTR is shit fuck off
Hideous peasants.
Cringepilled post
Miranda Hotto.
I can see Liv Tyler's appeal, but I've just never really found her that attractive, I can see too much of Stephen in her face to ever be attracted to her, also Eowyn was very qt unlike Arwen so obviously Miranda Otto.
>marry elf
>you die
>she lives on and fucks 10,000 niggers
this, if you haven't read it before 14 and moved on you're a manchild
Wheres Galadriel?
In this picture Arwen but actually Galadriel
>one looks 25
>one looks 80
no debate
Bobies touch lmao
>you can see it in their eyes that they both know and are now fantasizing about the idea
Arwen speaks like she is retarded the whole movie. Reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyy sssssllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwlllllyyyyy
no wonder elrond was disgusted by her.
Why not both?
>horsefucker subhuman vs master race virgin from a noble family
hmm
>not wanting an elf mommy
Poor taste
Liv Tyler lips is 10/10 literally made fo sucking
>tfw never attracted to either of them
>thought they were intentionally ugly so as to focus the movie on the male characters
To this day I still view it as a testament to brotherhood and triumphal Aryan warrior values, women were just checks in boxes
there are no niggers in middle earth
>not picking whomever has the biggest tits, regardless of species
Objective movie chisk power ranking:
Galadriel > Eowyn > Rosie Cotton > nobody cares > Arwen
Look at those faces. Ethereal beauty vs a crunch-faced dime-a-dozen blonde with a huge forehead. There is no debate.
liv > whoever that is
elf pusy
>tits
it's whoever has the most virgin pussy you faggot, any tranny can have tits now
Brutally MOGGED
bolt ons aren't tits
Left
Both
I'm not really sure what they did to make Miranda more plain looking in the films (Color correction? Makeup?). When you see her interview in the extra features, you can clearly see she is very beautiful.
youtube.com
The wig makes her look half bald
gotta be it. I didn't even know it was a wig
>what is hrt
this
Despite making up only 13% of the population of Middle Earth, Orcs make up 52% of crimes.
Arwen.
These men have good taste.
Arwen
superior human titties
this user fucks
One has a pussy that tastes like lembas. The other can't even cook up a stew. There is no contest in this debate.
kill yourself subhuman
this
This is your new Galadriel. Say something nice about her.
She's cute. Dye her hair and it should be fine. Looks a bit elvish.
i would fuck her in all holes. need nudes
I would go full simp-mode just to get few hairs from her head.
poor Faramir
>least loved by his father
>least loved by his countrymen
>not invited to the Fellowship
>get practically Aragorn's sloppy-seconds Alpha Widow
>loses prestige because the King of Gondor is back
his life is suffering
It's okay, book Faramir is a Chad.
is book Faramir immune to the problems I just listed?
Useless cahracter but Evangeline Lilly's hottest configuration. I blame the ears.
>>not invited to the Fellowship
Worse still is that he had the visions initially and he was supposed to go to the council but his dad wouldn't let him go and sent Boromir in his place.
Faramir resisted the temptation of the ring. Only Sam, who was a ringbearer and then gave it up was a bigger chad. Galadriel already had a ring of power and wouldn't want to accept a ring made by a Maia fucking shit and not made by one of her chad Noldor kinsmen. It's made out like she passed a great test, but she was too proud to rely on the power of another.
so, to answer my question, no--book Faramir is not immune to those problems. even if he was strong enough to resist the ring, his life still sucks. feels, bro.
Faramir was gay in books, he married her for offspring
They're both so cute, I wish they kissed
at least she's white
how dare you
Left to make out with and have missionary sex with
Right to lick my asshole and suck on my toes
liv was the hottest woman alive at some point
no idea about the other bitch