Picard 1/10 finale

>i dream about you all the time
>it's wonderful to see your strange, beautiful face
>among the many things that i regret after your death was that i never told you i love you

I think they retconned Picard to be a literal fag. Someone who wants to stick he Penis inside Data's self-lubing Android asshole until he cums, and then give him a deep kiss afterwards. It's weird.

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Well Data is still fully functional unlike the old faggot Picard

I know this is going to sound extremely autistic, but why does Spiner look so fucking weird in the makeup? He looks perfectly fine without it on as we saw in the previous episode but now he looks fucking weird in this shit.

You don't want to fuck Data?

picard loving data is just weird
in tng picard was borderline autistic, he was the perfect professional
isn't there an episode where they thought data died on an away mission and picard barely reacts?

I think they use the make up to 'de-age' him as well, which just makes him look puffy.

Anton Yelchin and John Cho and Q's son and Wesley Crusher are relentlessly handsome.

which series should i start with? this one or the shatner one

is this real dialogue or are you fucking with me? Did they really fuck up this bad?

>Seven is a lesbian

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Shatner one if you can handle corny 60s stuff and see through to the core story they want to tell. If you cant then start with TNG and go backwards. TOS is better when you have the later series to judge it by and see what they wanted to do but couldn't

It's real dude. we've arrived.

Those were exact quotes from the latest episode.

So picard is actually gay for Data? I thought that was just a RLM meme

Yeah, the only one who cared was Geordie. Everyone else was like aw well that sucks. But we gotta deliver this medicine

Get a good list of recommended TOS episodes, watch the TOS films then move on to TNG. It really is worth having TOS in your locker because it leads to kino when Spock shows up in TNG, among other things.

>in tng picard was borderline autistic
no he wasn't RLM, he was professional but there are numerous episodes about picard's humanity behind his professional facade: Family, Q-Pid, Lessons, All Good Things, etc

not to defend this fucking travesty garbage

Picard found Data a bit weird I remember from TNG

That wasn't a joke.

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it's not a facade, retard. picard is a very formal and serious guy. spock compared picard to a fucking vulcan
>Q-Pid
the fucking robin hood episode is your example?

watch them all except Voyager and the new shit
keep in mind TNG and DS9, especially DS9 don't start well but turn into kino once key cast members grow facial hair.
Enterprise was just getting into gear when it was cancelled sadly

HE SAID ENGAGE AGAIN

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oh so you're the authority on canon
good job ignoring all the other episodes

He wasn't, but he was still emotionally distant and understood how to maintain a professional distance from his crew

That was incredibly hard for him when it came to Dr. Crusher. And that's why they were shipped and literally had been married in the last episode. Picard still managed to stay distant while she was on his crew (to an extent).

If ONLY Beverly knew he wanted to fuck Data that whole time.

TOS 720 remasters. In broadcast order.
Season 3 has some crap in it though.

>If ONLY Beverly knew he wanted to fuck Data that whole time.
They were linked and could read each others thought in one of the later seasons. I guess Beverly just thought he was thinking about her when he got a boner at the camp fire.

I can't believe what I've just seen

yeah and then she denied him which makes "The Naked Now" non-canon or makes Beverly a total cunt. Why would she lead a man on like that only to say "lol nope sorry dont wanna!"

i mean seven probably got some janeway action, but they were too scared to show it on tv.

WHAT DO YOU SEE

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that's one thing they did that i can get behind

So much of this show could have been fixed with some additional time for script/story revisions.
Soong should have been Lore, the higher level synths should have been related somehow to the crystalline entity, borg (as tired of them as I am) should have been more central and less pointless. Raffi and the spic captain should have been a single character, space legolas cut out, and Seven should have been part of Picard's crew.

>basedface.jpg

>that i can get behind
I kinda doubt you're getting behind seven of nine anytime soon unless you're a girl, user

This.

I would pay good money to watch these two milfs bang.

Picard died serving women, you should all follow his example

He can still get behind Data.

I guess being with Chakotay wasn't that great.

really? they had the nerve to kill him off? so glad i stopped watching this trash after 2 eps.

He comes back in an android body, but with the same limitations and lifespan his human body had. Don't think too hard about it, the writers obviously didn't do it either.

He just sort of died, he's a robot now. He still ages normally and has no superpowers, but he's a robot for some reason

The great spirits were willing but the flesh was weak.

For what purpose if hes still in his 70s?

Why are they acting like transferring a human brain into an android is a big deal? Someone did it to Data to stop him dying during TNG era.

soji a cute.

Because Stewart wants to come back for another season or two I guess, but the writers/producers want a convenient way out/change Picard's actor if Stewart croaks mid-production.

based coomer post

HE SAID IT!!1 ^^ HE SAID THE THING!!!1! XD

>Seven is scissoring with Raffi the alcoholic drug addict truther
Star Trek Dickhard

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haha he said it again

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where is he gonna sit? his cuck seat to the left has been taken by stronk special gurl, i doubt he can stand for very long

>Seven: "I am an xB. I have no home. I don't belong anywhere."
Really?! So all those years with Janeway and Chakotay were for nothing?

He cared about his crew but he very clearly started out half-skeptical that Data was really sentient and came around to it, but he often treated Data like a retarded child he had to babysit whenever he did anything

I can't believe I used to like Star Trek.

now this is EPIC

With whom? They didnÄt show up in the top 5 most loved Star Trek character lists we looked at.
We only work with what the fans REALLY want.

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>geordie is dead
Levar burton reads this horrific script and says fuck off,this isn’t tng.
Based reading rainbow nigger.

Ok, why is Romulan Cersei on the Berg ship? Didn't she beam out into her own ship after she airlocked all the berg?

god I hate these characters

>they all smile
Why though? None of them (except Raffi) served with him.

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