Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees!

>someone brought a big bag of crack laced with lsd and it seemed like a good idea at the time

Dude looks like one of the Paul brothers.

I'll just leave this here

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This finale was the fucking worst. People talk shit about the CGI but this was just an appallingly made film, it would have been dogshit even with 10/10 practical effects
>important character disappears
>we need her back for reasons
>can you bring her back with magic?
>dunno lol this hasn't been set up at all
>oh yeah I can

The main character black girl is super cute

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That is what happens in the stage production.

Apparently mid way in post production thay added digital poop holes and then two months before release they furiously hired a crew to remove them

Release the cat buthole cut

just like Evans and Holland and Simpkins and Hemsworth and Pratt and Rudd and the kid form Spellbinder

A special place in hell for any one who films rebel Wilson in a body suit

At least the stage play had qts

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#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

This shit is too much

Somewhere out there is a cut that has cat assholes that someone had to filter out

I wanna fuck Taylor's pussy pusy

now imagine how it looks on the Butthole Cut

Who the fuck green-lit this atrocity?

Sorry kid, Yas Forums's really more of a...

Skimbleshanks....

Kind of board....

a jew

>gets dusted by a nigger before everyone and no one gives a fuck about your fate after that

Francesca Haywayrd deserved better than this.

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a cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=DxlfAtASqRc&

>Yas Forums always complaining they already seen everything
>based Cats offers something entirely new, never seen before
>uuuuuhhhh muh eyes i don't understand what is this

Weird things like appeal to me, honestly. It seems to me that most of the complaints come from 1)cgi costumes and 2)choices made in the stage play (no plot, random things happening

I would happily watch it if it was 99% like the cockroach ballet.

You personify everything that's wrong with the world today. I won't tell you to kys because you can always change.

The musical itself is absolutely one of the worst things ever produced in ANY media.

This movie is literally them hitting their ceiling with the source material they were working with. The movie is awful, awful trash and it's still better than the musical.

Thanks user

This should've been an animated movie in the style of The Aristocats.

Why.

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>I have no balls and I must scratch

Does anybody got the Champagne bukake webm?

Wow.
What a horror show.

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Kill yourself

You first incel.

b-because muh hoomin monkey face fetish

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It's so weird. The cgi is bad but nowhere near as awful as everyone whined about. YOu kind of get used to it after a while.
What was atrocious was the story featuring actual magic randomly introduced 2/3 of the way through along with a montage of cats who showed up once to do a song and then fucked off for the rest of the film.

I don't know how everyone on tv can be this wrong about cats. It looks fun and cute.

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The main girl looks kinda cute, were there any webms of her being cute in the movie or does this board just have a fat fetish?

wrong.
Theater fags are wondering why the fuck you would depict them as cockroaches when in the stage show they're cats wearing trash bags pretending to be cockroaches.
And are wondering why you'd strip down the cats actual skin when she's just as fat afterwards and doesn't need to do it in order to have a dance number.

Literally either do a stage show on film or adapt it properly.
Don't do this weird in-between shit where you adapt theater effects instead of what the effects are being used for.

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SOMEONE POST THE BUTTHOLE CUT

I tried to watch a VHS of the stageplay my parents got when I was 7 and thought it was boring and impossible to follow, but assumed I was just a little kid who didn't get grown up art. Now I realize it was incoherent garbage the whole time.

I have seen it 4 times, I love this movie haha
I even got some of my friends to watch it with me and only one other liked it and still talks to me.

No, you really were just low iq as a child.
And now you can realize you're still low iq as an adult.

imagine how that would look on your resume.

2019, added digital buttholes
2020, removed digital buttholes

Who would've known. Kill yourself.

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No you are just a brainlet. This story is incredibly simple.
Victoria is abandoned in an unfamiliar area controlled by a gang of cats that call themselves Jellicle cats. Coincidentally, she has arrived on the eve of their Ball, where they decide who gets to magically ascend and get a new life. Everyone that is competing in the little competition is showing off and introducing themselves.
Behind the scenes a cat is trying to cheat his way to victory by making sure he is the only contestant left by the time Deuteronomy makes the choice. It is a very compact adventure genre story about going to new places, meeting new characters and stopping a bad guy.
It is an incredibly simple story and if you don't understand it your brain is very small and smooth. I have noticed that some people have difficulty following it simply because they have very limited vocabulary (my friend was confused why Bustopher Jones kept saying he had white spats on because their only knowledge of the word comes from ecchi manga)

lmao calm down incel.

It was the design
Stop acting as if it were anything else

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Watch someone else have a completely different story synopsis, prooving you are retarded and so is this "story"

Magic is introduced in the very first scene with Macavity and builds in every scene with him. Mr. Mistofeeles can make objects appear and disappear but they are all very small and pathetic attempts. He has very low confidence in himself and has to be built up. It isn't any more lazy writing than say, Harry Potter.

Correct, I am the brainlet for not appreciating this high art

For not picking up on something so simple? Yes, you dont have to like it to comprehend it.Read this a few times and you might understand what I am saying.

This.

The CG was perfectly fine. There were a few oddly bad moments, and it's easy enough to find screenshots where individual details (eg. collars) look fucked up, but in general it was all fine when in motion. The studios who were working on the film's CG did a really commendable job with the art direction and time constraints (and we know they had fucked up time constraints, given that they were forced to work past the movie's release deadline) they got stuck with.

The problem was the artistic direction. You get used to it within the first few scenes of the musical, but every now and then you get these flashes of "what the fuck am I watching?!" One of the biggest problem is the ears: the lack of human ears on the sides and the addition of the cat ears on the top makes their heads all look weirdly vertically warped. I think this detail alone really pushes a lot of the characters deeper into the uncanny valley, because your brain needs to take an even bigger leap to interpret them as humans in elaborate costumes. The few cats that have big fluffy cheeks look MUCH better, because they have much more human-like proportions.

So yeah, I feel bad for the artists who had to work on the CG. They did a great job, they were just hamstrung by a really extreme artistic direction.